The absolutely custodial amount of nonsense I went through building a linux hypervisor today.

- port wasnt right because nobody can be bothered to update port descriptions
- port was stuck in access AND trunk mode, further cementing my detest of all Cisco products
- vlan sub interface was wrongly assigned from testing and had no route in the bridge
- ages of rd.break because sssd and autofs cuck local accounts if they have no networking
- switching from local disk to NFS means I can't loop mount an iso onto an NFS share without sending the kernel into a rage.

Its up after 5 hours. Fucking hell. I need a beer.