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Notices by Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la), page 3

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 09:22:16 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    You could tell people this was the country that put a man on the moon and people just wouldn't fucking believe it

    Not because of conspiracies just because of how far we've fallen.
    In conversation about a month ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 09:22:09 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Man can you imagine how dope it would be if gay people really had all those superpowers Christians insisted they had? Controlling the weather and mind control and all sorts of x-men shit?

    Gay marriage isnt half as dark and nefarious and evil either and that kinda sucks. Instead its just groceries and taxes and remembering to take the recycling out and car insurance went up $60 this year. You get cool rings to wear but you can't like, use them to summon a balrog. I used mine once to crack an egg though.
    In conversation about a month ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 24-Oct-2024 01:38:05 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Wtf I had steel cut oats chili a protein bar and a little bowl of lucky charms all before noon goddamn am I pregnant or something...
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Oct-2024 04:43:15 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    You know its a real megacorp when IT incident response training has a 16 square priority grid, mentions a communications tool that's never been set up, and includes seven classes of stakeholders.

    Your normal operating budget includes 1.24bn set aside for settlements and youre under at least two consent decrees from the federal government.

    If you squint hard enough your company is probably one of the ones that make up the skyline in blade runner.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 21-Oct-2024 05:04:59 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Wendy's krabby patty deal is truly mind boggling. Spongebobs been dead for about a decade...unless were just trying to probe the market to see if consumers are accepting of a price hike.
    In conversation about a month ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2024 10:41:29 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • cjd
    • Hyperhidrosis
    @Hyperhidrosis @cjd I used to vote until they added the rape. Now they won't even give you the "I voted" sticker until you get raped first (because of woke)
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2024 09:05:55 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    The internet in the 21st century is a cursed scrying mirror.

    Congratulations. All the policy and causality of global foreign policy is now at your fingertips. You can easily and readily see why all this happens around you. The machinations of the clockwork are laid bare before you.

    You are still powerless to change any of it.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2024 09:02:53 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Mr. Bacon
    • Hyperhidrosis
    @Hyperhidrosis @Tony devops is awesome because you either wind up with someone who has 20 years of experience in all the esoteric "do everything" stuff required (you dont, she quit six months ago). Or you have a chinstrap hipster living in downtown LA who read just enough about all this stuff on reddit and stackexchange to get kubernetes to run.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2024 04:25:50 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Τρομοκρατιστής ✭
    @tromo BRICS is a 150 member powerhouse of the global south. Its focused on trade, culture, education and development. The closest thing the US has is build back global. Its 15 members.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 20-Oct-2024 04:25:48 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • Τρομοκρατιστής ✭
    @tromo BNN Bloomberg reports in 2024: The reserve status of the dollar is declining more rapidly than commonly acknowledged, with numerous analysts overlooking the significant exchange rate fluctuations from the previous year. The global share of the greenback in reserves decreased last year at a rate ten times faster than the average speed observed over the past twenty years, as several nations sought alternative options following the sanctions imposed due to Russia's invasion of Ukraine. Accounting for exchange rate adjustments, the dollar has experienced an approximate 11% decrease in market share since 2016, doubling that figure since 2008.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 07:27:48 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Xeon²
    • Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem:
    @tk @izaya with motorcycles pretty easy before 2019
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 07:24:35 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • Xeon²
    @izaya check engine light is now a small icon of mr krabs.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 07:23:44 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Captainrob
    @captainrob well its completely untrue. These days its mostly billionaires...
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 07:23:31 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Thanks to the 2024 US farm subsidy legislation

    During the month of October all toilets are skibidi.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 07:23:05 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Remember americans,

    Your medical debt is not factored into your credit score, and neither is your medical bankruptcy.

    Do with this what you will.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 07:13:06 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Skibidi Toiletek
    https://soundcloud.com/djkurara/skibidi-toiletek
    In conversation about a month ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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      Skibidi Toiletek by DJKurara
      from DJKurara
      skibidi dop dop yes yes :] what skibidi toilet? => https://skibidi-toilet.fandom.com/wiki/Skibidi_Toilet_Wiki #東京大破壊 開催記念として「東京大破壊コンピ」爆誕！ 主催陣の3zo、bmi36、雨部冷キザミ、Supireに加え、演者からDJKurara、Lazhward、TAROLINを加えた7名による7曲を収録！ M3-2024春、第二展示場1階 え-36bにて委託頒布 価格 / 1000yen 形式 / DLカード #M3春2024 To commemorate the #東京大破壊 event, the “東京大破壊 Compilation” has been released! Contains 7 tracks by 7 artists, including organizers 3zo, bmi36, Amebre Kizami, and Supire, as well as DJKurara, Lazhward, and TAROLIN! M3-2024 Spring, commissioned distribution at E-36b, 1st floor of 2nd Exhibition Hall Price / 1000yen Format / DL card #M3 Spring 2024 https://x.com/cw_02165/status/1782356276196082143
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 05:12:47 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • anemone
    • Sick Sun
    @anemone @sun

    FACTS: fast arming cruise missile (Thermal seeking ).
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 19-Oct-2024 05:10:28 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Sick Sun
    @sun so sick of pitbull (the LAPD swat team) telling me to put my hands up (I dont like pop music)
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 09:27:32 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Fediverse Contractor
    • 7666
    @bot @7666 hot cup of black coffee. Does the trick every time.
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 17-Oct-2024 07:51:36 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Traffic was atrocious today and I realized the colorado beer festivals going on so that'll do it I guess...
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