Notices by xyla!! 🐀 (xyla@shitpost.trade)

hamsterdam,,

germans: “uuuuuhhh, we don’t really have proper high-speed rail!!!!”
also germans:

ego enlargement pills

“hmm, how is the market doing”

computer hardware went up 5x because memory that hasn’t been yet manufactured was bought with money that doesn’t exist for pairing with gpus that don’t exist in data centres that haven’t been built which would be powered by infrastructure that isn’t even planned to satisfy demand that doesn’t exist in order to generate profits that will never exist

“good god”

webdevs should be forced to use the 2015 macbook air as their only device
the dual-core thinkpad x201 works too

faith in humanity restored

brick by brick

ah shit, here we go again

i agree, 8gb of ram is enough
obviously assuming we’re talking about phones

@mountdiscovery but 8gb is enough

imagine running out of rats

me when i

fedi queers: opsec is critically important, i couldn't go around the internet and just doxx myself

also fedi queers: Ich bin gerade in S 5 nach Berlin Warschauer Straße! https://traewelling.de/status/ligmaballs

command & conk

yooooo they finally assembled a government

don't talk to me until i've had my hd sandwich

OH: poop is objectively funny :3

@rail

imagine u go for your bottom surgery appointment and your doctor is

i was today years old when i found out that biting someone has a sexual meaning

i don't care