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Notices by Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 12:25:58 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    The tactical response to the trump assassination attempt was so slow and clunky you'd think someone wanted the man dead.
    In conversation about 4 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 12:07:54 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Indie game idea:

    You are the bodyguard team for an 80 year old politician who is universally reviled both domestically and abroad. He has a penchant for public speaking, he loves the spotlight. Your job is to quickly escort a sleepy geriatric to safety during numerous and endless immediate attempts on his life.
    In conversation about 4 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 11:44:08 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • feld
    @feld second half? Christ on his throne I can smell the stench of copium from here.

    The whole cavalcade is akin to watching a lumbering black bear caught in a trap.
    In conversation about 5 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 26-Apr-2026 04:46:20 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Comrades it is an excellent day for theory.
    In conversation about 12 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 24-Apr-2026 10:48:33 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Vivi Nella Verita
    @verita84 bro just make no mistake bro
    In conversation about 2 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Friday, 24-Apr-2026 08:23:51 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    The Cheeto in chief is in a real pickle here.

    Iran can likely weather a blockade until Novembers midterm elections, and if trump calls the war without some sort of capitulation from iran then he loses a lot of credibility with his base.

    If he keeps the blockade and Iran holds the Hormuz, then the 30% of voters that still approve of him will walk away due to high gas prices and economic woes. The UK has about a month of jet fuel left before planes stop flying.

    China has reserves it can offer, which would be an absolute disaster for US foreign policy. Send a few tankers to first island chain nations and now your strategy of containment is toast. Smaller nations will absolutely reconsider their trades in yuan.
    In conversation about 2 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 23-Apr-2026 07:54:37 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • joe•iuculano :mastodon:
    @iuculano continue the war =

    tank US markets as Iran becomes increasingly adept at striking us military bases and assets. Exacerbate the oil crisis in nearly a dozen nations and domestically. US enters recession as regular life becomes unaffordable. Europe runs out of jet fuel.

    End the war =

    Massive blow to imperialist interests in the middle east. Hard stop for Israel as Washington no longer has the political staying power or weapons stocks to defend its genocides. Israel now faces open pressure from Europe which is now boldened to sever economic ties. Petrodollar allies begin accelerating yuan diversification, stop requesting currency swap. Petrodollar dies, US enters massive recession.

    Eternal ceasefire=

    USA enters a north Korean style quagmire, refuses to declare peace, actively rebuilds regional military hegemony, but is unable to isolate or contain Iran as it still controls Hormuz and provides oil to western markets, enjoys Russian and Chinese osint and geospatial intelligence products. Iran becomes too powerful to defeat through conventional warfare, tariffs all ships as reparation for war. Western stagflation ensues.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Thursday, 23-Apr-2026 06:32:13 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    The TSA is "partnering" with dhs for facial recognition (their own, to get around the 25 hour deletion clause for the TSA) and the TSA camera is relatively normal while the dhs one is a giant plastic black box with a hole in the middle and a big white sticker that reads "LOOK HERE"
    In conversation about 3 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 22-Apr-2026 08:39:42 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Kinda wanna get hookah but I'm real fucking indifferent about getting in a car and driving in Virginia.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 23:25:08 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Partisan Night Slut :pns:
    • 🌈Magical Thinking
    • Scott D Hansen
    @magicalthinking @scottdhansen @PNS fucking envious every wedding photo with my husband looked like a fucking law firm 😡😡
    In conversation about 6 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 20-Apr-2026 06:25:40 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    I'm not sure how I managed to screw this up but at some point through either an overwhelming abundance of Indian spices or a total lack of observation I've managed to mistakenly buy spices I don't need..

    - I'm now the proud owner of three pounds (1.5 kilo) of cumin.

    - I own the same amount of yellow mustard seed.

    - I own nearly a kilo of red kashmiri chili powder.

    - I'm pushing half a kilo of fennel seed.

    All i need is the bulk buy size of hing powder and I can open a takeaway curry shop.
    In conversation about 6 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 19-Apr-2026 00:26:51 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Weather.gov has slowly become the most unpredictable and slowly updated website. Democrats probably aren't going to restaff.
    In conversation about 8 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: www.weather.gov
      National Weather Service
      from US Department of Commerce, NOAA, National Weather Service
      NOAA National Weather Service National Weather Service
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 19-Apr-2026 00:26:49 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • cyanautik 🅅
    @cyanautik I've also really loathed how they turned their XML api into a complete nightmare to try and use.
    In conversation about 8 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2026 07:28:18 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • Vivi Nella Verita
    @verita84 a someone who loves sci fi I'm excited but as someone who recoils at the idea of having a child ride me like a fucking farm animal during combat I'm revolted. Make a version with no kids.
    In conversation about 8 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2026 07:28:17 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • Vivi Nella Verita
    @verita84 I can't even tolerate kids at a brewery. Good luck with those shaders bro.
    In conversation about 8 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2026 07:28:15 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Vivi Nella Verita
    @verita84 adjust the loli slider so u can look at the loli anon...
    In conversation about 8 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2026 04:37:26 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • Crystal_Fish_Caves
    @Crystal_Fish_Caves dudes making Nixon look like a friendly fella
    In conversation about 8 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2026 03:40:44 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • lainy
    • Cheetah Meld
    @lain @pingviini the laurels say DDR. The heels and stockings say pure western degeneracy
    In conversation about 9 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2026 01:29:55 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • cream queen
    @creamqueen nah but I do enjoy the billionaire owners unhinged blog posts

    https://www.uline.com/Corporate/About_President
    In conversation about 9 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    1. Domain not in remote thumbnail source whitelist: www.uline.com
      About Uline - From the President
      Discussing hot topics related to the economy, government and international affairs, hear from our president!
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 18-Apr-2026 01:07:44 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    America: where so little is known about tea we serve it piping hot in a beer glass.
    In conversation about 9 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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