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Notices by Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 03:23:36 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Elon musk on CNBC popping off about how he's going to deliver 100,000 self driving cars by next year and stay the head of Tesla for 5.

    Bro you couldn't stay the head of doge for five months. I'd give it two quarterly earnings reports and your ass will mysteriously vanish from Tesla too.
    In conversation about 9 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 02:20:49 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Gassy today.
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 02:14:16 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    My boss needs go get out of the breakroom so I can eat the last mystery hoagie (succulent) from the picked over meeting remnants and have a square of mushy red cake out of a Tupperware bin (a delicacy of flavor)
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 02:13:35 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    I remember yucateca hot sauce being so so hot when I was a little boy

    Now that I am a man (big and strong who does NOT make himself cry thinking about the iron giant) it hardly registers as a sauce at all.
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 02:13:27 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    I'm kinda sad to think about the iron giant rn we did not deserve him
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Wednesday, 21-May-2025 02:12:42 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Sorry I blow it up with the memes I'm going to do it a lot.
    In conversation about 10 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 23:32:28 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Day 2 and CNBC still huffing nvidia copium.
    In conversation about 13 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 20-May-2025 22:44:25 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Bathrooms at work have 2 doors to enter because it gets loud in there...some of these big boys plop down on that toilet seat and unlock a fucking doom level

    But we always keep one door propped open because office workers are the laziest.

    So its pretty common to hear ghoulish moaning down the hallway on taco salad Tuesday.

    Or just a deafening 20 second fart while you're recapping the scrum in the hallway. Like so loud you gotta wait for it to stop or raise your voice a little.
    In conversation about 14 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 19-May-2025 09:44:38 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Fellas is it gay if u marry a man and live in an eight year committed relationship based on a mutual bond of trust and affection (some ppl do this)
    In conversation about 2 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 19-May-2025 09:00:19 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Guys idk what to tell you but after three whiskeys I cannot promise to he strictly market oriented capitalist anymore for the sake of our polite conversation

    I'm going to get uncomfortably dialectical in this applebees and if the dollaritas are still on the happy hour menu you can expect me to start pushing some sincerely Maoist affirmation of the primary phase of socialism with chinese characteristics (I brought the red book)
    In conversation about 2 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 10:27:39 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    "THE HOT FUCKING PISS BLAST O MATIC 4000". -sir James Dyson

    *exhausted engineers* "how about we just call it...the dyson...air blade..to dry your hands?"

    "AND YOU CAN PISS. DIRECTLY. IN. TO. IT. AND BLAST THAT PISS.". -Sir James Dyson pounding the boardroom table.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 04:15:42 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Kanye wests new song is analogous to a tantrum if you listen to the lyrics.

    Its basically "Im not allowed to see my kids but I'm a powerful celebrity and so I will act up, scream kick and cry until people let me have my way"

    And much like a childs tantrum I'm a grocery store, they'll just be asked to leave.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 03:13:54 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • Doughnut Lollipop 【記録係】:blobfoxgooglymlem:
    @tk I usually start my workday with 3 steeps of tenren trash grade 313 kings oolong (ginseng) and ive found its way nicer than the coffee from a robot in the break room.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from gnusocial.jp permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 03:12:09 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Made my first bowl of matcha tea today. 80c water and just 70ml of it. A real smol drink but I swear that stuff quenched my soul.
    In conversation about 3 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 02:55:28 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Cornbread
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 10:18:18 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    @eris sauce
    In conversation about 4 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 05:54:44 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    For anyone still second guessing chinas manufacturing acumen, this is a Shanghai Diamond 38mm watch with a plastic crystal and 17 jewel hand wound movement for $37 on ali express

    Which routinely stomps my Tudor 1926 swiss watch in accuracy.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 05:05:07 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    • PrivateGER :blobcoffee:
    @privateger the year is 2029, Barry the brexit pensioner from Yorkshire just popped in and he's about to tuck into his favourite plate of cocaine eels and mash (with the liquor.). Across the street the lads have elected the archbishop of banterbery (calum) and are proceeding with a cheeky nandos (financed.)
    In conversation about 4 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 04:58:33 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Every woke white liberal wants to tell you about systemic racism, blm, and critical race theory like you caused it personally and can somehow buy something on amazon to fix it.

    Almost none of them have ever read ibrahm x kendi, w.e.b. dubois, Khalil gibran Muhammad, tavis smiley, Cornell west, or Malcolm x.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 17-May-2025 04:57:39 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Mortal kombat but its unlockables are your coworkers:

    - Linda from purchasing

    - wade from the cleaning crew

    - Jeremy from IT.
    In conversation about 4 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Marxist, caffeinated, opinionated. no kids pls.

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