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Notices by Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 09:04:16 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • feld
    @feld as an ipv6 appreciator all my pings return to me.
    In conversation about 8 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 05:59:43 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    "Look, folks, we've got to talk about these femboy milkshake tariffs. It's a big deal, a huge deal. Some people, they don't understand it. They don't get it. But I do. I've been in business a long time, I know how these things work. These tariffs, they're killing our businesses. They're killing our economy. And for what? For a milkshake? It's ridiculous. It's absurd. We've got to do something about it. We've got to make America great again. And that starts with getting rid of these ridiculous tariffs. I've always said, if you want to make a deal, you've got to be willing to negotiate. You've got to be willing to sit down at the table and talk. And that's what we're going to do. We're going to negotiate. We're going to get a better deal for America. And we're going to make these femboy milkshake tariffs a thing of the past. So let's get to work, folks. Let's make America great again. "

    --donald trump
    In conversation about 11 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 01:19:50 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    That weird bird outside your window at 5 am?

    Thats me. Im doing that. With my mouth.
    In conversation about 16 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Apr-2025 00:02:59 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    in reply to
    • Heidi Li Feldman
    @heidilifeldman same argument could be made for democrats and Guantanamo bay.
    In conversation about 17 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 23:25:53 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • lainy
    • feld
    @lain @feld back in the day we had Phillips uncompromising milk of bowel wrenching cramp agony with stool loudener and around 37 scientifically developed additives that helped you shit your whole self while quoting the gospel of Christ.

    Can't have that anymore because of woke (also they closed the superfund site where they made the additives)
    In conversation about 18 hours ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 12:04:25 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    In the united states there is this weird social media trend where corpulent white exurban housewives conflate their experience living on the extreme outskirts of any meaningful social presence or city infrastructure with "homesteading."

    You were lied to by a housing developer who bought your hoa guarded community land for pennies and upsold it to you for a 30 year mortgage your lineman husband can just barely afford.

    Making pasta with a Cuisinart attachment doesn't make you a homesteader...

    Making white loaf bread in a mixer does not make you a homesteader.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 07:51:49 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Back before 9/11 we used to say kewl beans and wear our JNCO jeans with the chain wallet to the blink 182 and puddle of mud concert at the arts center.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 07:49:21 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    If you ever feel like tiktok will be outlawed just remember we also run a torture prison in Cuba we insisted we would close 20 years ago but hey, it too still continues to get exceptions to this day.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 06:57:26 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Bro use containers bro, use docker, you need an entire separate group of uids but its worth it bro. Half of the kubernetes ecosystem is entirely cloud based and proprietary bro. You need a cloud to run nginx bro trust me bro please use containers and reserve a persistent volume mount bro.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 06:54:13 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Microservices? Helm charts? Kubernetes?

    Man you hit your head pretty hard on that pull out rack Mount KVM screen. Go ahead and let me finish connecting those modems for you, we need to get the BBS up in time to share those sweet new hexen wad maps! Make sure you set up the cron to tar those tracker uploads to the tape drive too! Were gonna order a pizza and watch demoscene later.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 06:51:43 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Replacing my deepseek instance (heresy) with a dozen servitor skulls (they are codex approved and have been blessed by the mechanicus)
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 05:57:00 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    America throws too many exceptions at runtime. Basically only functions thanks to a watchdog timer. I mute it in syslog.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 05:56:28 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • :archlinux:
    • kaia
    @lewdthewides @kaia imagine the dump you'd take after eating this $11 testament to pre-9/11 America...
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 05:53:26 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    "Yeah that subnet spans 2 vlans" and other cursed shit you hear at the office.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 05:16:15 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    Only $125 to go and tsla stock will face a margin call.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Monday, 07-Apr-2025 05:00:47 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    We have a sandwich shop here called snarfs and its called that because that is the noise your asshole makes after eating one of these sandwiches.
    In conversation a day ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-2025 10:11:22 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    NPR is not covering the hands off protests.

    This should tell you everything you need to know about liberal capitalism.
    In conversation 2 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Sunday, 06-Apr-2025 10:09:40 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    When your European frens ask how the vibe is in the usa (it is 2025)😢😢

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GXLrDrtlbc
    In conversation 2 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink

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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 05-Apr-2025 09:12:22 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
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    • tk @ Google+
    @tkgplus that fender is marvelous!
    In conversation 3 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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    Crispy Branzino (nimbius666@comp.lain.la)'s status on Saturday, 05-Apr-2025 09:09:12 JST Crispy Branzino Crispy Branzino
    An IPA so bitter it reminds millennials they were directly and irrefutably responsible for their parents divorce.
    In conversation 3 days ago from comp.lain.la permalink
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