Notices by Jocelynephiliac :reclaimer: (twipped@twipped.social)

What comes to mind when you think of Star Trek tech? Transporters, replicators, tricorders, warp drive?

There's something that blows all that away, and we often overlook it, to the point that it's never even talked about on screen, they just take it for granted.

Somebody in Trek canon figured out how to scan and index objects at the atomic level.

That's how tricorders and medical bays work, it's how transporters work, it's how the ship's sensors can distinguish life signs.

#StarTrek

When your entire business model is data brokerage, you shouldn’t be allowed to own the means of data transit.

It’s not just Chrome that needs to be spun out.

Ahahaha, Onion bought Infowars!! https://apnews.com/article/onion-buys-infowars-alex-jones-6496f198d141c991087dcd937b3588e9

#notTheOnion

@DivineKestrel every so often I have to remind myself that I was doing JSONP a year before Douglas Crockford “invented” JSON, and five years before Bob Ippolito coined the term.

Its is a memory that brings forth both “fuck yeah, I’m awesome” and “oh fuck, I’m old”

Here’s an opinion that may ruffle some feathers.

After two and a half years working with auth0, plus some time trying to implement AWS Cognito, I never want to use a third party authentication system again.

I get it, big businesses don’t want the data liability, but fucking hell… it causes more problems than it solves and makes a lot of basic auth handling three times more difficult.

Handling passwords is not so hard that you need to outsource it!

@roadriverrail @DivineKestrel point of clarification, when I said "most" I was referring to the ideological origins, I did NOT mean that a majority of second wave feminists are closeted trans people.

@DivineKestrel I’m convinced that most of second wave feminism was transmasc eggs rationalizing their coping mechanisms in a cloud of cognitive dissonance and misogyny

LOL! Message from our IT department.

> Please do not use iPhone mirroring [on your work computer]. iPhone Mirroring will register all the apps on your phone with your macs application database and quite frankly we don't want to know what you have on your phone.

I can just imagine the confusion when Grindr suddenly showed up as an installed application.

Whats worse is that this code was found in main. Someone code reviewed it. 🤦♀️

This is what happens when you let your devs use copilot.

This is supposed to be client-side browser code, but this code does not work in a browser.

It passed in the test suite, because Jest copies the entire NodeJS global namespace into `window`, but `window.Buffer` is not actually a thing.

This change also added over 150k of extra code to the bundle, just to hash an object in order to assert a value change.

#Code #Fail #Copilot #aiRageIntensifies

@mattly @Viss is this advice for companies, or for the people running the slack? Cuz in my experience thats usually two different circles.

This is why exercise is so exceptionally hard for me. I want to do it, I know I need to, but there is no dopamine reward for doing so, only agony and sweat.

#adhd

@mattly @janl I'm just so tired of big company corpo think. It's so dehumanizing, so disconnected. So much of reducing customer base to metrics. Also would really like to find some place that isn't running on deficit spending of venture capital, but thats basically a unicorn these days.

We _could_ go through covered california, I'm just apprehensive of how much it would cost for our family of four to get a PPO like I have through work.

The death of my father in law has put us in a very interesting position. My wife’s inheritance means I won’t *need* a high paying job any more, just something with good health insurance. That means I can take a job building something fun for a small company, instead of lots of monotonous stuff for a big company.

Most fun I had as an engineer was doing skunkworks development, but I have no idea how to even look for such a job. How does one advertise themselves for something so niche?

I’ve received a complaint that the german translation of the Gender Dysphoria Bible has outdated and potentially problematic language. Would there happen to be a german speaking trans person available to proofread and update the translation?

I can pay for your time.

@janl okay, accurate.

@janl mostly good?
MOSTLY?!

@janl

Transfems in the UK, does the UK actually have micronized bioidentical progesterone? The kind that comes as oil in a gelcap?

I know doctors refuse to prescribe it, but the pictures I’ve seen of what you get when they DO prescribe it have looked different from this.

Side note, I asked @IceCubesApp to generate a description for this image and it said “Two yellow candy-coated chocolates on a person's palm.” 😂