Notices by derptron (crazyeddie@mastodon.social)

@Gargron @drewph @LilPecan People are assholes. I appreciate what you've done.

@fesshole There goes your warranty, dumbass.

@fesshole I bet his sweats have skidmarks and he walks around the house smelling like ass, making the chair smell like ass.

"No need to waste water. These are still clean. Haven't even gone outside."

Meanwhile the wife, "I could have swore I threw these in the laundry after that happy little accident..."

@fesshole I'm picturing a shirt for this one.

Upper text: I'm 75 years old
Lower: And this is my legacy?

In the middle is a guy at a desk surrounded by stacks of staples with a thought bubble: "I have more staples than I can possible use in a lifetime." He's very distraught and sad with his face on his fist and elbow on table with a thousand yard stare. Someone killed ALL of his puppies.

@fesshole And pronounced it "Miscellaneous" like it was a French lamp company.

@fesshole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoPVC4YxDlI

@fesshole It took me a while to understand the joke here because I took it too literally.

No, going and learning everything you can about something to prove someone wrong doesn't mean you're autistic.

@dansup It can be really hard on someone like that to keep up all the things you have to keep up in order to continue to be the "social butterfly" and not fall back into that pit where nobody hangs out with you anymore because you're boring or whatever. You of course can't say that to anyone because that's too much truth for most people and they bail.

@fesshole Because she's going for maximum wife, not full wife.

min->mid->max

@fesshole Well, whatever you do, don't let her hang out with her single friends.

That was funny until I realized/remembered that in fact men do this exactly for that reason.

@Mastodon @sovtechfund Congrats!

@fesshole This is because those courses are full of communication skills that are perfectly in line with how you communicate with anyone. The way autistic people like to be treated is not so fucking different from your own you gotta be making fun of how some career is full of us. It's actually not. Most database engineers are neurotypical.

@gamingonlinux Is Death Standing like EvE Online 2 or something?

@dalias @skeletor If you don't care about the consequences, why would you stop?

@skeletor A lot of times they don't care. Don't expect miracles.

@fesshole At least you didn't start to feel like Dr. Evil.

@bagder I wonder how often curl downloads itself.

@fesshole Ever hear of the man who was so lazy he couldn't help but succeed?

@Gargron In "Thinking Fast and Slow" the author talks about a sort of "budget" that we have for higher order thinking that runs out. Our ability to deal with stress comes out of the same budget as doing complex mathematics or systems engineering, which comes out of the same budget for considered communication. When it runs out we activate all our mental shortcuts, whatever they are and need to be. We get sloppy in everything we do that requires slow, deliberative thinking.

@fesshole It's actually decades of abuse by a bunch of little sociopaths that burned him from the inside out and now all he sees and speaks is fire.