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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jul-2026 21:20:10 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Wife (and kids) operate a 'wear once, then throw in the washing basket' policy. Including jeans / hoodies etc, worn for only a couple of hours indoors. I take them out of the basket and put them back into their drawers when everyone has gone to bed.

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     derptron (crazyeddie@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 17-Jul-2026 22:45:39 JST derptron

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     @fesshole I bet his sweats have skidmarks and he walks around the house smelling like ass, making the chair smell like ass.

     "No need to waste water. These are still clean. Haven't even gone outside."

     Meanwhile the wife, "I could have swore I threw these in the laundry after that happy little accident..."