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Unrepentant Linux user.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@crazyeddie","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"crazyeddie","displayName":"derptron","note":"Warning: actually am insane.  Unrepentant Linux user."}},"content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I bet his sweats have skidmarks and he walks around the house smelling like ass, making the chair smell like ass.<\/p><p>\"No need to waste water.  These are still clean.  Haven't even gone outside.\"<\/p><p>Meanwhile the wife, \"I could have swore I threw these in the laundry after that happy little accident...\"<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/crazyeddie\/statuses\/116935618150044923","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/crazyeddie\/statuses\/116935618150044923","objectType":"note","content":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\" class=\"u-url mention\">@fesshole<\/a> I bet his sweats have skidmarks and he walks around the house smelling like ass, making the chair smell like ass.<\/p><p>\"No need to waste water.  These are still clean.  Haven't even gone outside.\"<\/p><p>Meanwhile the wife, \"I could have swore I threw these in the laundry after that happy little accident...\"<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@crazyeddie\/116935618150044923","status_net":{"notice_id":null},"inReplyTo":{"objectType":"note","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116935282252125498","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116935282252125498"}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/person","id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole"},{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-17:objectType=thread:nonce=810bcc9e1ca68262","notice_info":{"local_id":"12907030","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-17T13:45:39+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@crazyeddie\/116935618150044923"},{"actor":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","status_net":{"avatarLinks":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-original-tmp20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":400,"height":400},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-48-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":48,"height":48},{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-24-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":24,"height":24}],"profile_info":{"local_id":"238139"}},"image":{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/avatar\/238139-96-20240126090651.webp","rel":"avatar","type":"image\/webp","width":96,"height":96},"objectType":"person","summary":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta.","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole","portablecontacts_net":{"preferredUsername":"fesshole","displayName":"Fesshole \ud83e\uddfb","note":"Official Fesshole account on Mastodon* Add your confession http:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholeform * Buy NEW book: https:\/\/amzn.to\/40ySjVn* Frequently asked questions https:\/\/bit.ly\/fessholefaq* Fesshole is a project by robmanuel of b3ta."}},"content":"<p>Wife (and kids) operate a  'wear once, then throw in the washing basket' policy. Including jeans \/ hoodies etc, worn for only a couple of hours indoors. I take them out of the basket and put them back into their drawers when everyone has gone to bed.<\/p>","generator":{"id":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-08-15:notice-source:ActivityPub","objectType":"application","status_net":{"source_code":"ActivityPub"}},"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116935282252125498","object":{"id":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/users\/fesshole\/statuses\/116935282252125498","objectType":"note","content":"<p>Wife (and kids) operate a  'wear once, then throw in the washing basket' policy. Including jeans \/ hoodies etc, worn for only a couple of hours indoors. I take them out of the basket and put them back into their drawers when everyone has gone to bed.<\/p>","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116935282252125498","status_net":{"notice_id":null}},"to":[{"objectType":"http:\/\/activitystrea.ms\/schema\/1.0\/collection","id":"http:\/\/activityschema.org\/collection\/public"}],"status_net":{"conversation":"tag:gnusocial.jp,2026-07-17:objectType=thread:nonce=810bcc9e1ca68262","notice_info":{"local_id":"12906762","source":"ActivityPub"}},"published":"2026-07-17T12:20:10+00:00","provider":{"objectType":"service","displayName":"GNU social JP","url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/"},"verb":"post","url":"https:\/\/mastodon.social\/@fesshole\/116935282252125498"}],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/gnusocial.jp\/conversation\/6556507","rel":"alternate","type":"text\/html"}]}