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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 14:38:15 JST
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🤔 How can you tell the space slug is a she? -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:31 JST
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He should swing a lazy but firm right hook and then stomp all over the candy, so they can understand elephants -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:30 JST
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I'm going to lay shirtless, my round bare fat arms and belly like sluggish hills beneath double chins, saliva running from my fat tongue--fit wife in swimsuit and leash in my hand--the Halloween candy absconded and freeze dried solid, so they can understand negotiation -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2025 06:58:19 JST
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It's sad how many monkeys they terminate. Some years ago now, a college grad quit rather than terminate me, and I went on to have a fulfilling life. -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 08:05:43 JST
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I understand democracy now -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 08:05:41 JST
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>no idea what you guys are going on about
It was funny that Hump's tongue-in-cheek definition of co-op could describe democracy too 😆 🍻
I play a co-op game each week. Which one depends on the week
I'm a fan PvP too, though. Usually just a casual rank-climber. I have been known to get sweaty though and push higher (covid lockdown year) -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:50 JST
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We had a guy who said his dad was an admiral in the Navy (completely other branch anyway lmao), so he didn't think it was a big deal that he couldn't pass the minimum push-up requirement (or sit-up or running or... ). He even told the TI his thoughts, lmao -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:41 JST
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>not confident lying about height to women closer to my height
Just tell them you're a grower -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 13:08:19 JST
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G I N G E R ?
😜 😆 -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 13:08:18 JST
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I've never made beer--that sounds fun 🔥
I once helped with making mead!
That specifically seems like a trend lately. I see homemade mead at more and more life events and public festivals -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2025 16:00:54 JST
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I had a college course--mandatory for my major--in which we had to learn how ancient Egyptians *may* have calculated division (and in a less efficient way, at least for our modern purposes). This was to show us how eurocentric we were; that "others" had systems of mathematics before us.
💀
All taught by the fattest, sweatiest hog woman to ever grab a pencil with her grubby palm.
Every day I wanted to hollow my skull out -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2025 16:00:53 JST
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I know what you mean
:nod:
I had one professor (a good one who, after a year, was let go) tell me I seemed like I was going to have a psychotic moment.
I wasn't outwardly freaking out (l felt like it would be a disaster and r e l i e f to do so though). I wasn't being obviously off. I kept to myself as much as possible, just focused--but joked, if I had to interact.
He could tell by when I didn't laugh though--when the cue signs were up and the room rose to its empty-mirror laughter and nodding, and I didn't. Guess he looked for who in the room wasn't laughing--and knew how I felt.
He was good.
I'm sorry you have to spend any time at all dancing with the drooling rather than having that time for [literally anything else]. -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 12:41:10 JST
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Elephant man, do you read horror?
Do you have any recommendations of horror books not written in the 1800s?
A friend asked me recently. He has no problems with the 1800s ones I gave; it's just that I noticed all that I gave him was that old. (I did give him Lovecraft too 👍) -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 12:33:32 JST
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Do you have any horror books you'd recommend?
I had a friend ask me recently, and I realized the only horror books I (for now) know I care for are from the 1800s 💀 🤣
I'm not deep into the horror genre myself though.
I did try Stephen King (his earlier stuff). Not into him. -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 12:33:30 JST
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HEY! THERE'S some horror I've read not from the 1800s!
He was only BORN in the 1800s :jahy_smug: -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Sep-2025 22:58:06 JST
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>how they had zero qualms uploading shit to TikTok or whatever with their full face and name saying the most heinous things imaginable
:nod:
Remember how many uploaded themselves dancing during covid (even making coordinated group dances at their workplaces), while also chastising everyone around online and irl because they were "overworked"; that their workplaces were "overflowing," "at capacity." -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 12:19:43 JST
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:nod:
AI fooled the thousands there
Mmhm
Are you aware that videos are automatically "corrected" by AI by many platforms? Even YouTubers have complained about this. AI fucking up a ring isn't convincing weight. -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 13-Sep-2025 12:19:43 JST
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>These billionaires and the people they run with have ready access to children. Wouldn't be difficult to snatch one up.
Was that a suggestion that the guy who gave impromptu answers in front of thousands, looking like Charlie, sounding like Charlie, really wasn't Charlie?
People need the art of applying grounding scope in their argument.
I know a guy irl like this, and I have to tell him how fucking retarded he is every time. Literally unable to parse mutually exclusive shit, let alone figure out where to start anything (even games). -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 22:48:04 JST
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It is 😆
I worked at a Hardee's in high school, and someone called asking whether the place was the same as some "Carl's Jr." restaurant I'd never heard of.
I didn't know I was Patrick Star-ing them. "NO, this is HARDEE'S" -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 11-Sep-2025 22:48:02 JST
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This one sold moonshine out the back