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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-2025 02:44:30 JST
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"Seeing my sickened face, he paused--then chuckled--and knocked off more dust. How To Cook Forty Goyim A Meal.
I laughed, too.
I didn't notice the rest, as he set my worries and the book aside. The last of the dust fell. How To Cook Forty Goyim A Last Meal.
In the kitchen, I helped my friend prepare a dinner for all of us." -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Nov-2025 15:13:23 JST
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This is what I did when I had too many unhappy people in a copy of Civ III and didn't yet know what I could do
I just let enough unhappy people die
That's the same run where I first built a nuke and wanted to see its range should the day come, but then couldn't cancel/ exit the aiming. "Maybe If I right click on the missile?" And there it went out, shot high above the major city in which it was built--only to bring the Sun down to Icarus
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Nov-2025 07:20:49 JST
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RW spaces, in 17 seconds -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 16-Nov-2025 14:01:55 JST
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I have acquaintances and family who are still acting like it's 2016 MAGA.
How foolish can one be? -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 14:38:15 JST
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🤔 How can you tell the space slug is a she? -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:31 JST
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He should swing a lazy but firm right hook and then stomp all over the candy, so they can understand elephants -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-2025 08:15:30 JST
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I'm going to lay shirtless, my round bare fat arms and belly like sluggish hills beneath double chins, saliva running from my fat tongue--fit wife in swimsuit and leash in my hand--the Halloween candy absconded and freeze dried solid, so they can understand negotiation -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Oct-2025 06:58:19 JST
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It's sad how many monkeys they terminate. Some years ago now, a college grad quit rather than terminate me, and I went on to have a fulfilling life. -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 08:05:43 JST
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I understand democracy now -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 25-Oct-2025 08:05:41 JST
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>no idea what you guys are going on about
It was funny that Hump's tongue-in-cheek definition of co-op could describe democracy too 😆 🍻
I play a co-op game each week. Which one depends on the week
I'm a fan PvP too, though. Usually just a casual rank-climber. I have been known to get sweaty though and push higher (covid lockdown year) -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:50 JST
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We had a guy who said his dad was an admiral in the Navy (completely other branch anyway lmao), so he didn't think it was a big deal that he couldn't pass the minimum push-up requirement (or sit-up or running or... ). He even told the TI his thoughts, lmao -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-Oct-2025 09:23:41 JST
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>not confident lying about height to women closer to my height
Just tell them you're a grower -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 13:08:19 JST
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G I N G E R ?
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 25-Sep-2025 13:08:18 JST
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I've never made beer--that sounds fun 🔥
I once helped with making mead!
That specifically seems like a trend lately. I see homemade mead at more and more life events and public festivals -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2025 16:00:54 JST
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I had a college course--mandatory for my major--in which we had to learn how ancient Egyptians *may* have calculated division (and in a less efficient way, at least for our modern purposes). This was to show us how eurocentric we were; that "others" had systems of mathematics before us.
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All taught by the fattest, sweatiest hog woman to ever grab a pencil with her grubby palm.
Every day I wanted to hollow my skull out -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-2025 16:00:53 JST
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I know what you mean
:nod:
I had one professor (a good one who, after a year, was let go) tell me I seemed like I was going to have a psychotic moment.
I wasn't outwardly freaking out (l felt like it would be a disaster and r e l i e f to do so though). I wasn't being obviously off. I kept to myself as much as possible, just focused--but joked, if I had to interact.
He could tell by when I didn't laugh though--when the cue signs were up and the room rose to its empty-mirror laughter and nodding, and I didn't. Guess he looked for who in the room wasn't laughing--and knew how I felt.
He was good.
I'm sorry you have to spend any time at all dancing with the drooling rather than having that time for [literally anything else]. -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 12:41:10 JST
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Elephant man, do you read horror?
Do you have any recommendations of horror books not written in the 1800s?
A friend asked me recently. He has no problems with the 1800s ones I gave; it's just that I noticed all that I gave him was that old. (I did give him Lovecraft too 👍) -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 12:33:32 JST
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Do you have any horror books you'd recommend?
I had a friend ask me recently, and I realized the only horror books I (for now) know I care for are from the 1800s 💀 🤣
I'm not deep into the horror genre myself though.
I did try Stephen King (his earlier stuff). Not into him. -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-2025 12:33:30 JST
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HEY! THERE'S some horror I've read not from the 1800s!
He was only BORN in the 1800s :jahy_smug: -
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Ash Kvetchum (ash_kvetchum@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Sep-2025 22:58:06 JST
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>how they had zero qualms uploading shit to TikTok or whatever with their full face and name saying the most heinous things imaginable
:nod:
Remember how many uploaded themselves dancing during covid (even making coordinated group dances at their workplaces), while also chastising everyone around online and irl because they were "overworked"; that their workplaces were "overflowing," "at capacity."