Notices by BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital), page 2
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:26:38 JST BuddyTex
7 ft. everyone knows this. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:25:28 JST BuddyTex
if you eat right, exercise and get plenty of sleep you can be confused and short with everyone for an extra seven to ten years -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 23:05:29 JST BuddyTex
tfw @Ash_Kvetchum is begging me and @EarlofAlbemarle for candy at the Memorial Day parade -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:23 JST BuddyTex
your wife playing ‘bulls on parade’ is my cue to kick down her door and enter her room dressed like a wrestler -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:20 JST BuddyTex
Chimpo if you joined the jonny team and are feeling discouraged because its not what you expected: the learning curve is steep at first, but if you hang in there you'll soon get killstreak upgrades and you can unlock the javelin drone missile -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:19 JST BuddyTex
i already died in the 80s at three milf island -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:18 JST BuddyTex
Might. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 04:06:44 JST BuddyTex
greeted a girl today who i thought was greeting me and it turns out that she was greeting someone behind me and to avoid embarrassment i kept walking with a raised hand and a taxi stopped and has taken me to the airport. Now i've landed in Heathrow and am starting a new life. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 11:19:53 JST BuddyTex
should’ve haunted people on gab - the worlds leading free-speech cemetery - instead. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 10:21:23 JST BuddyTex
that 6 ft short stack?? pssh -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 10:21:21 JST BuddyTex
just my large adult son, beefis -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 17-May-2024 09:31:00 JST BuddyTex
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 06-May-2024 10:35:21 JST BuddyTex
those ASU girls are pretty hot huh? this one specifically is a bad example. probably why she got suspended. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-May-2024 11:24:52 JST BuddyTex
10/10 girl: wow so you clear about $199,000 a year before taxes and demonstrate a strong discipline for fitness? I’m trying to add everything up based on your outward appearance and the way you carry yourself lol
me: It’s like walter White, who actually ends up slowly picking up the characteristics of the people he murdered. he starts cutting the crust of his sandwiches off because he killed that guy who disliked sandwich crusts in Pinkman’s basement. really makes you wonder why he does it. is it regret that he did it? or something more sinister…
Waiter: sir for fuck sake let me know when to stop pouring this wine it’s about to spill everywhere -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 09:07:46 JST BuddyTex
i post to myself the rest of you are just collateral damage -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Apr-2024 09:07:45 JST BuddyTex
and where I’m preggers with a midget and hunt predators? yea that one -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Apr-2024 03:28:34 JST BuddyTex
*jon fogerty voice*: well i see the bad moon a-risi-…[i am clobbered by a brick] -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 24-Mar-2024 21:24:49 JST BuddyTex
is Odysee the one where you “tip” or donate to streamers with lemons or is that another one? -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 10:10:55 JST BuddyTex
on account of @dudebro’s sphincter’s low shutter speed -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 18-Mar-2024 00:33:42 JST BuddyTex
what Roblox server is it on? Gotta get a glimpse of this warlock