Notices by BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 17-Jan-2025 20:29:09 JST BuddyTex
while you studied the blade i was also studying the blade. we were in the same blade class -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jan-2025 22:32:40 JST BuddyTex
do i party rock so hard because my parents burdened me with terrible purpose or am i simply in it for the love of the game -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jan-2025 22:32:39 JST BuddyTex
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 04-Jan-2025 08:46:37 JST BuddyTex
there’s also the potential she abused her generosity and saw it as an opportunity to seek favor with her boss. Obviously it didn’t work out. Always keep personal and professional life seperate. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 02-Jan-2025 03:29:54 JST BuddyTex
a hindu illegal immigrant decides to mow down and kill 10 people on a day when security decides to leave the hydraulic barriers down, right as MAGA is having a national conversation about H1Bs and mass deportations. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Sunday, 15-Dec-2024 01:45:58 JST BuddyTex
Big Floppa showing a tired, piss soaked bevy of blabbers the " @JoePrich doxxed me" screencaps over and over, saying "See?!? See?!?" but the blabbers are cold and itchy and don't see, and now have to look again -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 13-Dec-2024 06:14:38 JST BuddyTex
When you say snack on bars of butter, what are we talking about here? 1/day, 5/day? -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2024 01:48:23 JST BuddyTex
the lucky few fedi men in 20 years… -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 07:46:26 JST BuddyTex
i used to live in the gulf. the things i’d eat from there would make you hurl -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 02-Dec-2024 07:46:24 JST BuddyTex
jonny munching on some gulf clams til they move out to hawaii with him -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 23:18:45 JST BuddyTex
*joe rogan podcast shuffles on my Spotify playlist*
"Don't look back or you'll turn into a pillar of kratom!" i yelled to my young tradwife
but it was too late.. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 21:22:27 JST BuddyTex
you know what this movement needs more of? Coffee and soaps -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-2024 11:29:17 JST BuddyTex
the reason i don't talk more about music on here is that it would all be 'dude tex, if you think that band rules you should check out the rise of the vulture people by stoner king and the corpse eaters. there are only 98 LPs in existence as the vinyl press they built themselves from kfc buckets exploded before they could do the full hundred. i say LP but it’s really only one song but it's 40 minutes long. yes it's supposed to sound like a kazoo was recorded underwater on an iphone' -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 01:51:54 JST BuddyTex
combining "i could fix her" and those Rubik's cube competitions where @matty shows up and is presented some inscrutable artsy anime fan girl with a band t-shirt and i start the timer on a stopwatch. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 20:42:47 JST BuddyTex
a visiting Prince came into Michelangelo's studio and found the master staring at a single 18-foot block of marble. Then he knew the rumors were true that Michelangelo had come in every day for the past four months, stared at the marble, and gone home for his supper. So the Prince asked the obvious, "What are you doing?" And Michelangelo turned around and looked at him and whispered, "Sto lavorando". "I'm working." Three years later, that block of marble was the Statue of David. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 22:07:52 JST BuddyTex
“Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan.” -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 23:45:12 JST BuddyTex
explaining to the guy who is struggling to afford his groceries "actually the chart says the Biden economy is good" -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 23:20:50 JST BuddyTex
i present to you that nick fuentes is the kind of “influencer” a society creates just prior to placing all its citizens in tubes and harvesting them like the Matrix -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:31:17 JST BuddyTex
Let’s put it this way: I’d do nothing different. every inch of her is perfect. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:27:46 JST BuddyTex
never. it’s the pleats.