Notices by BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 16-Nov-2024 23:18:45 JST BuddyTex *joe rogan podcast shuffles on my Spotify playlist*
"Don't look back or you'll turn into a pillar of kratom!" i yelled to my young tradwife
but it was too late.. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 21:22:27 JST BuddyTex you know what this movement needs more of? Coffee and soaps -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 06-Sep-2024 11:29:17 JST BuddyTex the reason i don't talk more about music on here is that it would all be 'dude tex, if you think that band rules you should check out the rise of the vulture people by stoner king and the corpse eaters. there are only 98 LPs in existence as the vinyl press they built themselves from kfc buckets exploded before they could do the full hundred. i say LP but it’s really only one song but it's 40 minutes long. yes it's supposed to sound like a kazoo was recorded underwater on an iphone' -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 29-Jul-2024 01:51:54 JST BuddyTex combining "i could fix her" and those Rubik's cube competitions where @matty shows up and is presented some inscrutable artsy anime fan girl with a band t-shirt and i start the timer on a stopwatch. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 15-Jul-2024 20:42:47 JST BuddyTex a visiting Prince came into Michelangelo's studio and found the master staring at a single 18-foot block of marble. Then he knew the rumors were true that Michelangelo had come in every day for the past four months, stared at the marble, and gone home for his supper. So the Prince asked the obvious, "What are you doing?" And Michelangelo turned around and looked at him and whispered, "Sto lavorando". "I'm working." Three years later, that block of marble was the Statue of David. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 06-Jul-2024 22:07:52 JST BuddyTex “Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan.” -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Thursday, 04-Jul-2024 23:45:12 JST BuddyTex explaining to the guy who is struggling to afford his groceries "actually the chart says the Biden economy is good" -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 29-Jun-2024 23:20:50 JST BuddyTex i present to you that nick fuentes is the kind of “influencer” a society creates just prior to placing all its citizens in tubes and harvesting them like the Matrix -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:31:17 JST BuddyTex Let’s put it this way: I’d do nothing different. every inch of her is perfect. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:27:46 JST BuddyTex never. it’s the pleats. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:26:38 JST BuddyTex 7 ft. everyone knows this. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Jun-2024 07:25:28 JST BuddyTex if you eat right, exercise and get plenty of sleep you can be confused and short with everyone for an extra seven to ten years -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 23:05:29 JST BuddyTex tfw @Ash_Kvetchum is begging me and @EarlofAlbemarle for candy at the Memorial Day parade -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:23 JST BuddyTex your wife playing ‘bulls on parade’ is my cue to kick down her door and enter her room dressed like a wrestler -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:20 JST BuddyTex Chimpo if you joined the jonny team and are feeling discouraged because its not what you expected: the learning curve is steep at first, but if you hang in there you'll soon get killstreak upgrades and you can unlock the javelin drone missile -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:19 JST BuddyTex i already died in the 80s at three milf island -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 09:17:18 JST BuddyTex Might. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Monday, 27-May-2024 04:06:44 JST BuddyTex greeted a girl today who i thought was greeting me and it turns out that she was greeting someone behind me and to avoid embarrassment i kept walking with a raised hand and a taxi stopped and has taken me to the airport. Now i've landed in Heathrow and am starting a new life. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 22-May-2024 11:19:53 JST BuddyTex should’ve haunted people on gab - the worlds leading free-speech cemetery - instead. -
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BuddyTex (buddytex@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 10:21:23 JST BuddyTex that 6 ft short stack?? pssh