@3T @GhostOfMoshe @Hoss @NonPlayableClown @SilverDeth @Waerloga @amerika @charlie_root @cvnt @dcc @dick @djsumdog @ins0mniak @jae @meso @moth_ball @nach @p @pernia @sysrq @thebitchisback @toiletpaper @xianc78 i pulled my car up to the parking lot of Costco and then parked near the entrance. I walked up to the outdoors food window which had a seating area, and I walked up to the counter and looked at the cash register attendant right in the eye. He jumped back, and then screamed in terror, as my face was covered in blood.

"I would like to buy one of your hot dogs" I said but the clerk was frantically dialing a number on his phone and shouting at his manager "We need help over here! Help!". "Fuck it", I said, and leaped over the counter, thru the window, and pushed him backwards. He fell back and hit his head on the overhead rack and then fell face flat onto the hamburger grill and his face started sizzling.

I pulled out my 357 and aimed it at the manager, who looked terrified, and blew a hole thru her chest. The customers started screaming and running, and then I walked back into the kitchen area, grabbed a paper bag, and put a bunch of hot dogs and buns into the bag, and then leaped back over the counter, and walked back to my car. I turned on my car, hit the gas and burned rubber out of the parking lot, leaving black skid marks.
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