Conversation

Notices

1. Embed this notice
   pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 14:18:23 JST pistolero

   • 
   • Seirdy
   Hey, this is funny: @Seirdy , despite blocking FSE and having FSE on the evil supervillain list, is scraping FSE through the gopher interface. (cc @mint ) Someone tell him or maybe he'll see this when he scrapes it; I'll leave tcpdump running until I've verified that this post gets through to his scraper. Why he'd be scraping FSE is something you can probably guess, but he's been scraping the public timeline from there.
   
   :mycomputer: dig -x 77.42.48.118 +short
   :mycomputer: envs.net.
   
   Here's some tcpdump output; not the raw pcaps, just -X output.
   
   See also: https://fsebugoutzone.org/objects/ad4d151b-a6a1-4694-94dd-f4e60461e7f7 , https://fsebugoutzone.org/objects/55b92e72-d82f-4e9c-a730-34d09d071a99
   seirdy-scrapin.log
   • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this.
   • Embed this notice
      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:48:26 JST 

     in reply to

     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @p Probably thinks it's stealthier that way since you aren't ending up in nginx (or Diddy web server if you're a chiggerkey user, or Apache if you're @dcc) logs. Pleroma's Gopher also has no ratelimits or guardrails, I was practically DoSed a while ago with constant 500s until I turned it off.
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: and pistolero like this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:48:29 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @mint @dcc Any ideas on what he would definitely not like to ever receive over gopher?
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:53:10 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • þernia
     • 
     • Seirdy
     @pernia @Seirdy @mint Not last time I checked.
   • Embed this notice
     þernia (pernia@cum.salon)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:53:13 JST þernia

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     @p @Seirdy @mint what the fuck, that looks like my ip address
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:54:14 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar

     @p @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     This is the same guy who paraded me around #fediblock for the exact same thing he's doing rn btw.

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:54:15 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar
     @Seirdy @mint cc @Seirdy / @Seirdy Cease and desist, you'll get no more useful information from there.
   • Embed this notice
     March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator (hatkeshiatortnd@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:57:32 JST March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator

     in reply to

     • 
     • Rohan Kumar
     @p @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint can't you serve him a legal :nigga_stare: notice
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:57:32 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator
     • Rohan Kumar
     @HatkeshiatorTND @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint His home address was on cum.salon for a while but I missed it. I probably could.
   • Embed this notice
      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 15:58:35 JST 

     in reply to

     • Seirdy
     @p @Seirdy Reminder that he took pedophile instance rot.gives off his list once the admin got him on Matrix and pinky promised they won't allow racism and transphobia.
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:00:04 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @mint @dcc He says he's in EST now. Anyway, I put that one in.
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this.
   • Embed this notice
      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:00:06 JST 

     in reply to

     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @p @dcc 1203 Vuelta Olivos Fremont, CA
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:01:35 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint It's okay when he does it.
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:02:38 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar

     @p @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     receipts btw

     https://pleroma.envs.net/notice/ASgPhxxBls1aegVtWy

   • Embed this notice
     meso (meso@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:03:16 JST meso

     in reply to

     • 
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @mint @dcc @p certified 1203 Vuelta Olivos Fremont, CA moment
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:03:42 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint It's "political Calvinism".
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:03:43 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar

     @p @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     Basically what I'm saying is, how the fuck is as:Public Literally Killing Folx but him doing the same thing isn't?

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:10:13 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • meso
     @meso @mint Someone tell him that there are no kids on FSE.
   • Embed this notice
     meso (meso@new.asbestos.cafe)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:10:15 JST meso

     in reply to

     • 
     @p @mint pedophile
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:15:41 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator
     • Rohan Kumar
     @HatkeshiatorTND @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint BE VERY CAREFUL AT WORK
   • Embed this notice
     March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator (hatkeshiatortnd@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:15:42 JST March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator

     in reply to

     • 
     • Rohan Kumar
     @p @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint i typed several letters wrong / out of order and ended up with :nig instead of :gnu and clicked where gnu_interjection would show up, and didn't bother proofreading.
   • Embed this notice
     March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator (hatkeshiatortnd@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:15:44 JST March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator

     in reply to

     • 
     • March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator
     • Rohan Kumar
     @p @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint wrong emote ( i meant :gnu_interjection: ) but this is absolutely bonkers hilarious so i'm leaving it untouched
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:15:44 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • March 16th, The Hyperboreatkeshiator
     • Rohan Kumar
     @HatkeshiatorTND @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint I don't know how you confuse those two but I think it works with either.
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:28:45 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar

     @p @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint Have you considered just feeding his scraper uncompressible bullshit to fill RAM and/or disks?

     although if you did that he'd probably issue an OFFICIAL INSTANCE BLOCK RECOMMENDATION saying that you did a hemkin' unwholesome chungus cybercrime to him

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:55:32 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint
     
     > Have you considered just feeding his scraper uncompressible bullshit to fill RAM and/or disks?
     
     I tweaked the response to do something else.
     
     I don't know how his scraper works but I expect to run out of bandwidth before he runs out of disk space.
     
     > he'd probably issue an OFFICIAL INSTANCE BLOCK RECOMMENDATION
     
     As noted in the IFTAS posts, I've been on the list since at least 2019.
   • Embed this notice
     nachtrabe (nachtrabe@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 16:58:32 JST nachtrabe

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar
     @p @r000t @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint
     
     shower thought:
     can you zip bomb at http content-encoding?
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:00:53 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar

     @phnt
     His type is absolutely willing to blame entire domains of tens of thousands of users for the actions of one (see him bitching about infosec exchange and fosstodon in the link I provided earlier) so I see no problem doing the same to him.
     @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @p @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:00:54 JST Phantasm

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar
     @p @Seirdy @Seirdy @r000t @Seirdy @mint Just so everyone knows, envs.net is a shared Linux system similar to tilde, so it could be any of his users doing it.
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:02:29 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • cjd
     • nachtrabe
     • Rohan Kumar

     @nachtrabe
     Yes and @cjd built a thing for that
     @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @p @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:02:44 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @phnt @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint He's actively on the "pipes mean guilt" train, given Fedinuke.
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:03:02 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar

     @phnt
     Btw one other thing he's participated in is sending abuse complaints to my ISPs and hosting providers, even ones that never hosted any as:Public infrastructure.

     Given that scraping (remember, I never scraped, servers were pushing statuses to me) is against basically every AUP ever, I feel that's appropriate here as well.
     @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @p @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:03:40 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar
     @phnt @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint @r000t It's a short list: https://gopher.envs.net/envs.net
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:05:48 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar

     @p
     Well then there ya go. He needs a taste of his own medicine.

     I'd have some of my AgentV3N-managed "good boy alts" on various canceldon instances start sounding the alarm but

     1) it'd out those accounts

     2) let's be honest, these people don't see bad tactics, only bad targets. When we index something, it's Literally Killing Marginalized Folx. When they do it, it's Keeping Tabs On Bad Actors
     @phnt @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     nachtrabe (nachtrabe@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:06:37 JST nachtrabe

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • cjd
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @cjd @Seirdy @p @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint
     based
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:07:49 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • nachtrabe
     • Rohan Kumar
     @nachtrabe @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint @r000t Yes.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:09:09 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @phnt @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint
     
     > Btw one other thing he's participated in is sending abuse complaints to my ISPs and hosting providers, even ones that never hosted any as:Public infrastructure.
     
     At this point, anyone can fill out https://abuse.hetzner.com/en?lang=en and attach the log file in the top post.
   • Embed this notice
     🌈ᚩ🌈 (bonifartius@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:11:39 JST 🌈ᚩ🌈

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar

     @p @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @r000t @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint *puts on record

     > he's making a list, he's checking it twice, using gopher to see whos naughty or nice, santa glow is coming to town

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:11:58 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @phnt @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint Well, you won't get far if you expect any consistency from them, you know, they are not up-front about their actual motivations.
   • Embed this notice
     Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer (r000t@ligma.pro)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:15:29 JST Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar

     @p
     Yup, so just use the same legal/procedural/hall-monitor apparatus that these "anarchists" and ACAB types keep bludgeoning us with every time they get the chance
     @phnt @Seirdy@fosstodon.org @Seirdy@lemmy.ml @Seirdy@pleroma.envs.net @mint

     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:24:44 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @phnt @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint Oh, it's the SPLC and the NED (CIA) now. See the IFTAS posts linked at the top.
   • Embed this notice
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jun-2026 17:39:11 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

     in reply to

     • 
     @mint @p Love muh apache
     pwrdapacheSW.gif
     apache2.png
     ride_the_lightning.png
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     Beer Microdoser (sampler@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 03:19:51 JST Beer Microdoser

     in reply to

     • 
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @dcc @p @mint
     I feel like a creature going extinct because I prefer lighttpd...
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 03:21:25 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @sampler @dcc @mint Oh, nope, I'm in that club. It's the only server with a non-retarded config format and CGI support, also its Lua integration is extremely reasonable.
   • Embed this notice
     Beer Microdoser (sampler@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:17:48 JST Beer Microdoser

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @vulonkaaz @dcc @p @mint
     Instead of having lots of php/pl/etc files now, my little web apps have their own servers, and using nginx to reverse proxy is probably not worse than doing it with Lighttpd
     
     Nginx working with letsencrypt easily via plug in is nice
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     vulonkaaz v3.1 (vulonkaaz@v2.flyingcube.tech)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:17:49 JST vulonkaaz v3.1

     in reply to

     • 
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @sampler @dcc @p @mint what happened for you to move to nginx in the end ?
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     Beer Microdoser (sampler@freebeerextremist.com)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:17:50 JST Beer Microdoser

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     @vulonkaaz @dcc @p @mint
     Lighttpd is, well, very lightweight and I like the way it handles CGI scripts. It always feels like nginx treats CGI as second class citizens. I use nginx now because nginx won but Lighttpd config files feel more natural to me, maybe it would be the right choice today for Nintendo wii or raspi idk
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     vulonkaaz v3.1 (vulonkaaz@v2.flyingcube.tech)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:17:51 JST vulonkaaz v3.1

     in reply to

     • 
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @sampler @dcc @p @mint how good is lighttpd ?
     i've been using nginx by default but its probably insanely bloated
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:18:32 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @sampler @vulonkaaz @dcc @mint Yeah, if you're just doing reverse proxy and a few static files, it's not bad.
   • Embed this notice
     Rock DJ :catcrunk: (dj@parcero.casa)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:18:52 JST Rock DJ :catcrunk:

     in reply to

     • þernia
     • 
     @pernia @p @mint
     This is how I picture @p dealing with his "gopher" problem. :tyronelaugh:
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:19:14 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • þernia
     • 
     • Rock DJ :catcrunk:
     @dj @pernia @mint That is exactly what's happening but I don't have enough TNT yet.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:25:27 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @sampler @vulonkaaz @dcc @mint
     
     > It always feels like nginx treats CGI as second class citizens.
     
     It doesn't even support it, I had to run lighttpd behind nginx to do the CGI script for the FBI thing ( https://blog.freespeechextremist.com/blog/fse-vs-fbi.html#2023_03_24__Friday__and_subsequent_weeks ) and have nginx forward to lighttpd.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:36:51 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @vulonkaaz @sampler @dcc @mint nginx isn't really bloated. But it is very optimized around a specific thing and is very limited outside that thing, and a lot of its facilities are obtuse. lighttpd is pretty nice.
   • Embed this notice
     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:48:21 JST Phantasm

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Rohan Kumar
     @p @Seirdy @Seirdy @r000t @Seirdy @mint
     >amber terminal
     Are you having your cool-retro-term nostalgia again?
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:48:22 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar
     @r000t @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint @phnt As of this morning, they're still the largest consumer of FSE's bandwidth.
     envs.net.gif
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:48:52 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • Rohan Kumar
     @phnt @Seirdy @Seirdy @Seirdy @mint @r000t I never use xterm, just urxvt, so I set the xterm colors to amber and it made me feel nice about running xterm so I run xterm sometimes now.
   • Embed this notice
     ​ (nimt@cum.estate)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:50:06 JST ​

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     @p @phnt @r000t @Seirdy @mint :cummo:
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:54:15 JST 

     in reply to

     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @p @dcc @sampler @vulonkaaz I guess you could use https://openresty.org/en/ to do request processing/mangling in Lua right in nginx.
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:55:29 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @mint @dcc @sampler @vulonkaaz Have you ever tried to actually use it and then deploy it? It's a nightmare.
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 04:57:21 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Nietzschean Ekko Enjoyer
     • Seirdy
     • Phantasm
     • ​
     @nimt @Seirdy @mint @phnt @r000t
     reek--super_sex_delivery_2--enter_the_cum_zone.mp3
   • Embed this notice
      (mint@ryona.agency)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 06:00:27 JST 

     in reply to

     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @p @dcc @sampler @vulonkaaz Haven't had the need to but can't imagine it being any worse than maintaining my current 4524 line nested nginx config.
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: and pistolero like this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 06:52:24 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     • Nigger_Deluxe 🍕 :blobcattransegg: 🗺
     @Lyx @mint @Seirdy
     
     > I bullied one of their users off the fedi.
     
     You're a goddamn idiot and you take every piece of glowie bait that you see and screenshots of your posts will be on the exhibit list when they try to eliminate fedi. You screeched at that stupid bot pretending to be a black woman without noticing that she was a bot created to research hate speech on fedi. Please join one of the following instances so that your incompetence will sabotage them instead of the rest of us:
     
     https://cosocial.ca/
     https://hcommons.social/
     https://hachyderm.io/
     https://masto.donte.com.br/
     https://mspsocial.net/
     https://piaille.fr/
     https://sfba.social/
     https://social.coop/
     https://tooting.ch/
     https://wandering.shop/
     https://woof.group/
     2007-12-11--pay_attention.gif
   • Embed this notice
     Nigger_Deluxe 🍕 :blobcattransegg: 🗺 (lyx@cum.estate)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 06:52:25 JST Nigger_Deluxe 🍕 :blobcattransegg: 🗺

     in reply to

     • 
     • Seirdy
     @mint @p @Seirdy I bullied one of their users off the fedi. Good times
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 07:03:37 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @mint @dcc @sampler @vulonkaaz
     
     > can't imagine it being any worse
     
     It is. You've gotta do in-tree builds and that's a goddamn travesty for deployment. lighttpd just gives you the entire internal C API and it's a lot more like doing Lua scripts in Redis than it is like doing anything that touches nginx's Lua stuff. It would probably be easier to write and maintain an OpenResty compatibility layer for lighttpd than to use OpenResty. The only deployment headache there is that most distros ship lighttpd with Lua disabled.
     
     > 4524 line nested nginx config
     
     Well, you've got me beat; looks like even if you count the generated scraper stuff, I only weigh in at 1,274 lines:
     
     $ wc `find /etc/nginx/ -type f -name '*.conf'`
     43 106 1294 /etc/nginx/nginx.conf
     981 4214 41608 /etc/nginx/conf.d/bugout.conf
     44 96 1230 /etc/nginx/conf.d/bloat.conf
     5 9 83 /etc/nginx/conf.d/relay.conf
     56 277 3426 /etc/nginx/conf.d/blog.conf
     38 143 2139 /etc/nginx/conf.d/git.conf
     81 394 5926 /etc/nginx/hiscraper.conf
     26 71 1077 /etc/nginx/fastcgi.conf
     1274 5310 56783 total
     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 07:33:16 JST Phantasm

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @p @dcc @sampler @mint @vulonkaaz nginx does fCGI (my Zabbix instance is using it), but the configuration for it is kinda weird.
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 07:36:03 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Phantasm
     • Beer Microdoser
     @phnt @dcc @mint @sampler @vulonkaaz
     
     > nginx does fCGI
     
     FCGI support is not CGI support. FCGI is a shit thing. I think it is still used by PHP guys.
   • Embed this notice
     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 07:38:46 JST iced depresso

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Phantasm
     • Beer Microdoser
     @phnt @dcc @sampler @p @mint @vulonkaaz FCGI is still very much a thing. SCGI is around in a few rare places (fossil uses it.)
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     Phantasm (phnt@fluffytail.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 07:38:47 JST Phantasm

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Beer Microdoser
     @p @dcc @sampler @mint @vulonkaaz yeah, php-fpm mostly and sometimes a wild Perl script.
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 07:55:55 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Phantasm
     • Beer Microdoser
     @phnt @dcc @mint @sampler @vulonkaaz I feel like it completely eliminates all of the nice properties of CGI.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 08:19:05 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • iced depresso
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Phantasm
     • Beer Microdoser
     @icedquinn @phnt @dcc @mint @sampler @vulonkaaz
     
     > FCGI is still very much a thing. SCGI is around in a few rare places (fossil uses it.)
     
     Dear god, the other one.
     
     I mean, I know they're still around, there's just no reason to ever use them.
   • Embed this notice
     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Friday, 19-Jun-2026 11:38:25 JST iced depresso

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Phantasm
     • Beer Microdoser
     @p @dcc @phnt @sampler @mint @vulonkaaz easier to get scgi parsing right than the entire http state machine, unless you just ignore most of the http state machine and punt to a proxy
     pistolero likes this.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 01:43:03 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • 
     • iced depresso
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Phantasm
     • Beer Microdoser
     @icedquinn @dcc @mint @phnt @sampler @vulonkaaz It's just an extra layer of parsing.
   • Embed this notice
     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 01:53:58 JST pistolero

     in reply to

     • anime graf mays ?️?
     cc @graf :ddr_u:
   • Embed this notice
     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jun-2026 02:19:45 JST iced depresso

     in reply to

     • 
     • vulonkaaz v3.1
     • ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:
     • Phantasm
     • Beer Microdoser
     @p @dcc @phnt @sampler @mint @vulonkaaz the "web 0.1" joke from cat5 basically just does the old http 1.0 and then just intentionally doesn't support most of it. ends up being comparably the same amount of work (scgi just encodes the length of each field as a number, but its a text-based number field, so you're still stuck having to load and read out of a ring buffer :gutkato_naŭza:)
     
     i think this is basically what every new project is doing. just have the frontend deal with the state machine / safeties / whatever and pass the context up in x-headers.
     
     fcgi is idfk the spec for that is much longer than it needs to be.