Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the first day of Faggot Month!
The short explanation is: nominate EXACTLY three people for BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
The legalese follows:
Rules for nomination:
1) Reply to this thread with EXACTLY THREE (3) valid, different users on Fedi. 2) Each nomination carries equal weight: each nomination is exactly one nomination, no more or less. 3) Thirty-one (31) nominations will be taken. 4) People who are almost unanimously believed to be women are not eligible for nominations. Women cannot be faggots! 5) Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi. 6) No more than 6 total entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule causes there to be fewer than 31 entrants, then this number will increase. 7) Past winners may not be nominated. Instead, something special will happen with them at the end of the tournament! Right now, that means Judge Dread, and only Judge Dread! 8) The tournament organizer - CMD - cannot be nominated! Instead, CMD automatically takes the 32nd seed, and is a participant regardless of the outcome of nominations, due to the iron-clad internet rule of "OP is a faggot." 9) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not be nominated, nor may they nominate. 10) Nominees must have used their main fedi account at least once since February 2025. 11) Nominators must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. 12) Any activity that appears to be a credible threat against any of the participants, nominees, nominators, or voters will result in CMD muting you - and as a consequence, you will not be able to participate in the tournament in any capacity except as a participant or nominee. Doxxing is such an activity.
Clarifications: 1) Rules apply to people, not accounts. If your home instance has blown up since February, but everyone knows who you are, then you're OK to nominate. 2) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 4 or 10, eligibility takes precedence. 3) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 5, 9 or 11, ineligibility takes precedence. 4) Regarding rule 10, the phrase "used their main fedi account" refers to any activity that is ever visible to at least one user on any instance that federates with either poa.st, NCD, or lab.nyanide.com. This excludes simple logins, but includes any post, like, repost, DM, or reaction that any individual claims to have seen.
1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered): Salt Starprophet AidanTTIerian (POAST) jonny fever Gimli (POAST) Pete
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1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order): zerg Xenophon (NCD) BadFediPosts eemmaa gay_yiff Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever) Sun Branman DSM SunMcNukes Colonelj Alex Gleason HJ Schlomo NotAWeeb BigMekgitt LordMordred Blitz (11112011) Dutch dotnet MrJ90 Sirpantangelini msbellows truthbait VIPPER waifu chris jazzilla Monkey *** Monkyyy ***
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
**Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts.
***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person.
+This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.
@slamy@ThewTheKooky I am sorry to inform you that you would be competing with @Hyperhidrosis for that and you would have absolutely no hope of winning.
It would be nice if @ceo_of_monoeye_dating did a competition for Retards instead of Faggots. Then women could compete and I WOULD FUCKING WIN SOMETHING.
FOLKS, THE SECOND ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT TOURNAMENT IS BACK— AND IT’S GONNA BE HUGE, TREMENDOUS, THE BEST EVER! LAST YEAR WAS A BLOCKBUSTER, AND THIS YEAR? EVEN BIGGER!
JUDGE DREAD CRUSHED IT IN 2024— A TRUE CHAMPION! NOW IT’S TIME TO CROWN A NEW KING OF THE FEDIVERSE LOSERS! WHO WILL IT BE? MAIJA? CSB? TOMATO? SO MANY LOW-ENERGY CONTENDERS, IT’S ALMOST TOO EASY TO PICK!
NOMINATE YOUR TOP 3 FAVORITE FAGGOTS NOW— BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! DON’T LET SLEEPY JOE SUPPORTERS STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT!
true... i vote for rat cause he wants to win, but he isnt a faggot so when he meets one in the brackets, he will always lose to the greatest faggot. think he went up against dread last year... i mean, theres just no way rat can compete against big gay like that.
@Kagekokoro I need exactly 3 people as a nomination for this to be valid. I highly recommend salt and nyx from Xenofem, although you can choose whoever you want.
1) @meso - you posted a nomination which is invalid for this reason, and I didn't get around to telling you that. Please nominate exactly three people.
2) My list is clearly wrong. I have more nominations for Maija and fewer for Sirrogueknight than I thought I did. Putting everything into a spreadsheet is helping it seems.
1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered): Zerg Yukiame waifu vipper sysrq sunmcnukes sun soy magnus sirpantangelini schlomo pete npc notaweeb msbellows mrman mordred monkyy monkey jeff (magicka) j90 iloveamericanews hj gimli gay_yiff dushman dsm dotnet dj dicey dan ramos colonelj chris branman bigmekgitt bfp bajax aidanttierian
Notes:
1) This is the result after recounting. It should be considered temporarily official. I have attached a spreadsheet.
2) Some votes appear to be missing. In particular, a nomination for @GummyNerds and truthbait seems to be missing.
3) Someone nominated twice, and very differently each time. I assume this is purely from absent-mindedness, and so I have taken their most recent nomination and discarded their oldest.
4) The attached spreadsheet reflects what I believe to be true. Double-check to make sure your vote is there.
5) I have changed my nomination from "Maija, Salt, Starprophet" to "Maija, Salt, Nyx." Everyone else can do it, so I'm doing it too. 🤷
I'm currently preparing the taglines for Maija, Tomato, Jeff Cliff, Adam Curry, CSB, SirRogueKnight, Ratposter, Tony, and Based Lunatic because I'm *pretty sure* all 9 of them are going to be in the tournament.
If anyone has anything about these people they want to say to encourage people to vote for any of these nine people, then now's a good time to put that in my ear.