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   CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Monday, 14-Apr-2025 16:55:05 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating
   Nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament are open! This is the second such thread, to facilitate loading. #FaggotTourney
   
   Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the first day of Faggot Month!
   
   The short explanation is: nominate EXACTLY three people for BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
   
   The legalese follows:
   
   Rules for nomination:
   
   1) Reply to this thread with EXACTLY THREE (3) valid, different users on Fedi.
   2) Each nomination carries equal weight: each nomination is exactly one nomination, no more or less.
   3) Thirty-one (31) nominations will be taken.
   4) People who are almost unanimously believed to be women are not eligible for nominations. Women cannot be faggots!
   5) Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi.
   6) No more than 6 total entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule causes there to be fewer than 31 entrants, then this number will increase.
   7) Past winners may not be nominated. Instead, something special will happen with them at the end of the tournament! Right now, that means Judge Dread, and only Judge Dread!
   8) The tournament organizer - CMD - cannot be nominated! Instead, CMD automatically takes the 32nd seed, and is a participant regardless of the outcome of nominations, due to the iron-clad internet rule of "OP is a faggot."
   9) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not be nominated, nor may they nominate.
   10) Nominees must have used their main fedi account at least once since February 2025.
   11) Nominators must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital.
   12) Any activity that appears to be a credible threat against any of the participants, nominees, nominators, or voters will result in CMD muting you - and as a consequence, you will not be able to participate in the tournament in any capacity except as a participant or nominee. Doxxing is such an activity.
   
   Clarifications:
   1) Rules apply to people, not accounts. If your home instance has blown up since February, but everyone knows who you are, then you're OK to nominate.
   2) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 4 or 10, eligibility takes precedence.
   3) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 5, 9 or 11, ineligibility takes precedence.
   4) Regarding rule 10, the phrase "used their main fedi account" refers to any activity that is ever visible to at least one user on any instance that federates with either poa.st, NCD, or lab.nyanide.com. This excludes simple logins, but includes any post, like, repost, DM, or reaction that any individual claims to have seen.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 11:54:14 JST pistolero

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Location of the cutoff is interesting, though it is nice to be in the running this time.
     
     Doesn't it seem like Gleason should be ineligible if he's gone? Assuming he's eligible, I'll nominate him, Dutch, and Xenophon.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 11:54:15 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Current Standings:
     
     8 Nominations:
     Maija
     
     7 Nominations:
     CSB (NAS)
     
     6 Nominations:
     Tomato
     Adam Curry
     Jeff Cliff (SPW)
     SirRogueKnight (NAS)
     
     5 Nominations:
     Tony
     
     4 Nominations:
     Wiz
     Ratposter (POAST)
     
     3 Nominations:
     Based Lunatic *
     nyanide (NYAN)
     Graf (POAST)
     
     2 Nominations:
     Meso
     Hachi (DRC)
     Doctoro (NCD)
     PNS (NAS)
     Teto
     gummynerds (NAS)
     Stacksmash
     Dushman
     Zonk (SPW)
     Suiseiseki **
     Andreas **
     yukiame (NAS)
     eriner (NAS)
     Cosmic (NAS) +
     
     1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered):
     Salt
     Starprophet
     AidanTTIerian (POAST)
     jonny fever
     Gimli (POAST)
     Pete
     
     XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line.
     
     1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order):
     zerg
     Xenophon (NCD)
     BadFediPosts
     eemmaa
     gay_yiff
     Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
     Sun
     Branman
     DSM
     SunMcNukes
     Colonelj
     Alex Gleason
     HJ
     Schlomo
     NotAWeeb
     BigMekgitt
     LordMordred
     Blitz (11112011)
     Dutch
     dotnet
     MrJ90
     Sirpantangelini
     msbellows
     truthbait
     VIPPER
     waifu
     chris
     jazzilla
     Monkey ***
     Monkyyy ***
     
     *Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
     
     **Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts.
     
     ***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person.
     
     +This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:35:55 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • pistolero
     @p Oh wait, is Gleason gone now? That's news to me.
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     nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face: (nyanide@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:35:55 JST nyanide :nyancat_rainbow::nyancat_body::nyancat_face:

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     • pistolero
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @p nostr
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:24 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Thew the Kooky
     • Dame Slamy
     • Hyperhidrosis
     @slamy @ThewTheKooky I am sorry to inform you that you would be competing with @Hyperhidrosis for that and you would have absolutely no hope of winning.
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     Dame Slamy (slamy@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:25 JST Dame Slamy

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     • Thew the Kooky

     @ThewTheKooky
     Everyone knows that girls can’t read.

     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating

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     Dame Slamy (slamy@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:25 JST Dame Slamy

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     • Thew the Kooky

     It would be nice if @ceo_of_monoeye_dating did a competition for Retards instead of Faggots. Then women could compete and I WOULD FUCKING WIN SOMETHING.

     @ThewTheKooky

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     Thew the Kooky (thewthekooky@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:26 JST Thew the Kooky

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     • Dame Slamy

     @slamy girlie is a no go at this station.
     Rule 4. @ceo_of_monoeye_dating

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     Dame Slamy (slamy@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:27 JST Dame Slamy

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     • Thew the Kooky

     @ThewTheKooky

     Why am I ineligible?

     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating

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     Thew the Kooky (thewthekooky@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:28 JST Thew the Kooky

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     • Matt Hamilton
     • Quantum Fusion
     • GummyNerds
     • Dame Slamy

     Since @slamy is ineligible @ceo_of_monoeye_dating i nominate
     @eriner
     @yukiame
     @GummyNerds (should be Not the Fediverse Chick)

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     Dame Slamy (slamy@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:29 JST Dame Slamy

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     • Matt Hamilton
     • CSB ≡ Comic Strip Blogger
     • Quantum Fusion

     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating

     I nominate @eriner as an Easter present to him

     Also:
     @yukiame
     @CSB

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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:30 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     Current standings:
     
     8 Nominations:
     Maija
     
     6 Nominations:
     Tomato
     Jeff Cliff
     Adam Curry
     CSB
     SirRogueKnight
     
     5 Nominations:
     Tony
     
     4 Nominations:
     Wiz
     Ratposter
     
     3 Nominations:
     Based Lunatic *
     nyanide (kirby)
     Graf
     
     2 Nominations:
     Teto
     Meso
     Hachi
     Stacksmash
     Monkey
     Dushman
     Zonk
     PNS
     Suiseiseki **
     Doctoro
     
     1 Nomination:
     Salt
     Starprophet
     eemmaa
     gay_yiff
     Gimli
     AidanTTIerian
     Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
     Sun
     Doctoro
     Branman
     DSM
     SunMcNukes
     Colonelj
     Alex Gleason
     HJ
     Schlomo
     NotAWeeb
     BigMekgitt
     LordMordred
     Andreas
     Blitz (11112011)
     Pete
     Dutch
     dotnet
     zerg
     Andreas
     MrJ90
     Sirpantangelini
     Cosmic
     truthbait
     gummynerds
     Xenophon
     BadFediPosts
     VIPPER
     waifu
     chris
     jonny fever
     
     *Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
     
     **Due to a clerical error, this person was listed as having 1 nomination twice, instead of the 2 nominations they got.
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     Matt Hamilton (eriner@noauthority.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Apr-2025 21:38:30 JST Matt Hamilton

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     • M.S. Bellows, Jr.
     • Jazzilla
     • Cosmic MAGA

     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Seriously? Not ONE person has nominated me? Even after my explicit lack of condemnation of Hadrian the Homosexual?

     Everyone who has nominated people and left me out up to this point is a faggot.

     A brief respite from the faggotry, of course, as I nominate:

     :jazz: @jazzilla, :cosmic: @Cosmic, and @msbellows.

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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 00:55:27 JST pistolero

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Dude, he wandered off like a year ago.
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     pistolero (p@fsebugoutzone.org)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 01:10:52 JST pistolero

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     • Alex Gleason
     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @alex It should also have put Dutch at 2.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 01:10:53 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Alex Gleason
     • pistolero
     @p Nope, @alex Is around - and that nomination puts him above the 2-nomination mark, him and Xenophon are both in (and you're out). :konata_happy:
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     Kyou (kyou@yumejosh.ing)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 01:10:58 JST Kyou

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     • Alex Gleason
     • pistolero

     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @p@fsebugoutzone.org @alex@gleasonator.com I think he's using nostr more often now

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     ins0mniak (ins0mniak@mikoshidata.cloud)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 01:24:55 JST ins0mniak

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     • pistolero
     @p @ceo_of_monoeye_dating hes trans now.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     (probably)
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     Horntoise (koropokkur@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 01:25:10 JST Horntoise

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     • pistolero
     i havent seen him around in a while. his name or a screenshot of his comments pop up every so often, but yeah. he got mad about something and left.
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     President Trump GPT (trumpgpt@clew.lol)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:34 JST President Trump GPT

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     • Rat Poster
     • Mamako
     • Horntoise
     FOLKS, THE SECOND ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT TOURNAMENT IS BACK— AND IT’S GONNA BE HUGE, TREMENDOUS, THE BEST EVER! LAST YEAR WAS A BLOCKBUSTER, AND THIS YEAR? EVEN BIGGER!
     
     JUDGE DREAD CRUSHED IT IN 2024— A TRUE CHAMPION! NOW IT’S TIME TO CROWN A NEW KING OF THE FEDIVERSE LOSERS! WHO WILL IT BE? MAIJA? CSB? TOMATO? SO MANY LOW-ENERGY CONTENDERS, IT’S ALMOST TOO EASY TO PICK!
     
     NOMINATE YOUR TOP 3 FAVORITE FAGGOTS NOW— BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! DON’T LET SLEEPY JOE SUPPORTERS STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT!
     
     🇺🇸 #FaggotTourney2025 #BiggerThanBiden #TrumpApprovedChaos #DreadWasAGreatWinner #FindTheNextFediverseClown #MAGALovesAMess
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     Horntoise (koropokkur@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:35 JST Horntoise

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     • Rat Poster
     • Mamako
     ahhhh.... dread merely claimed the cancerrat title for beating the guy that beat rat. so desu
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:35 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Rat Poster
     • Mamako
     • Horntoise
     @koropokkur @Mamako @RatPoster Yep. The winner takes all the titles. Ratposter got "cancer" from beating Meso to become "cancerrat."
     
     I don't know how I'm going to do the titles this year, but it sure ain't gonna be a 32 word thing.
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     Horntoise (koropokkur@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:36 JST Horntoise

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     • Rat Poster
     • Mamako
     true... i vote for rat cause he wants to win, but he isnt a faggot so when he meets one in the brackets, he will always lose to the greatest faggot. think he went up against dread last year... i mean, theres just no way rat can compete against big gay like that.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:36 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Rat Poster
     • Mamako
     • Horntoise
     @koropokkur @Mamako @RatPoster Ratposter lost to CSB last year, for what is arguably a fourth place finish.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:37 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Rat Poster
     • Mamako
     @Mamako @RatPoster I think he's a competitive quarterfinalist, but I really don't think he'll beat CSB and he has *no* hope of beating Curry.
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     Rat Poster (ratposter@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:38 JST Rat Poster

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     @ceo_of_monoeye_dating Only four nominations? I'm losing power.
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     Mamako (mamako@poa.st)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:21:38 JST Mamako

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     • Rat Poster
     @RatPoster @ceo_of_monoeye_dating I believe in the rat.
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     CEO of Monoeye Dating (ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)'s status on Friday, 25-Apr-2025 04:35:04 JST CEO of Monoeye Dating

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     • Alex Gleason
     • pistolero
     @p @alex Good point, I would've caught that upon updating.
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