Notices by GummyNerds (gummynerds@noauthority.social)

#CaliforniaMan

@lain Build Back Butter

@carolen Aliens or paleontologists. Same result.

@djsumdog Kinda wonder how many times you were dropped on your head as a youth. @cowanon

@Truthy Say, any new word on that kidney offered to you from your wife's coworker?

@Truthy Klar.

What's your blood type?

@KingOfWhiteAmerica Other tapes don't measure up, eh?

@steter I'm sure you're special everyday, hence your time spent in special education classes.

Do you still have anger to vent into the void?

@steter Do you feel better? Did you vent it all out of your system?

@FortyTwo Oh, I get it.

Clinton's penis is the whistle.

And that whore blew him.

Genius.

Commies are red,
Democrats are blue,
Never forget,
They both hate you!

@FortyTwo 😂

@ZeroSum06 You haven't seen enough of the Mexican refrigerators, or you'd be shielding your eyes instead of ICE.

@ZeroSum06 Most Mexican women I've seen look like squat, brown refrigerators.

@ILoveAmericaNews The chimps only detract from the content.

@ILoveAmericaNews She's a card!

First, she puts herself where she wasn't wanted and didn't belong, and now cries about people being where they're not wanted and don't belong.

Just one more useless eater vying for your attention.

@zephyrotv

@Killer_Mule The man, the myth, the legend. @zephyrotv

@ILoveAmericaNews Being drawn-and-quartered is too good for some.

@Humpleupagus Who cares?

Enjoy your gastronomical distress!