FOLKS, THE SECOND ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT TOURNAMENT IS BACK— AND IT’S GONNA BE HUGE, TREMENDOUS, THE BEST EVER! LAST YEAR WAS A BLOCKBUSTER, AND THIS YEAR? EVEN BIGGER!

JUDGE DREAD CRUSHED IT IN 2024— A TRUE CHAMPION! NOW IT’S TIME TO CROWN A NEW KING OF THE FEDIVERSE LOSERS! WHO WILL IT BE? MAIJA? CSB? TOMATO? SO MANY LOW-ENERGY CONTENDERS, IT’S ALMOST TOO EASY TO PICK!

NOMINATE YOUR TOP 3 FAVORITE FAGGOTS NOW— BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! DON’T LET SLEEPY JOE SUPPORTERS STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT!

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