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   Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:11:46 JST Mr. Bacon

   • ?? Humpleupagus ??
   @Humpleupagus just spent literally the entire day manually doing 1099-NEC and w2 forms for 2024.
   
   need to automate this shit so badly. There’s no point in paying my accountant to do it because it’s just form filling but what a pain in the ass.
   
   I was late, I know…
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:11:45 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I think the key to "automating" is to figure out what works for you and to follow the KISS philosophy — minimalism tailored to your needs.
     
     You may also need to think outside the box, and let bash do the work for you — there's no such thing as a self-contained program. You have a series of resources that can be used to manipulate output.
     
     I use a few different tools, which are as follows:
     
     > Sqlite3 (for time entry and keeping track of advanced costs. I have a script to enter time from cli, delete rows if there are errors, and to dump the database to stdout, so I can avoid typing entire commands with every entry, delete, dump).
     
     > Typst (for typsetting documents to pdf).
     
     > Hledger for accounting (I really use the KISS philosophy here. For example, I don't enter any time into the books, just invoice totals split by fee/cost type. If I need to review time, that's on the invoices and in the sqlite database. My clients also don't have accounts. I use the payee function, which can be used to print as if they had an account. I have a separate journal for each bank and credit account, payments and invoices, etc, that are included in a main journal. This makes it easier to find stuff if there's an error.).
     
     > PDFtk (for manipulating pdfs, including dumping fields and filling documents).
     
     > Standard *nix tools (grep, sed, awk are a must).
     
     > SSVs (I prefer semicolon separated value files. They are highly useful. And the *nix tools can help convert dumped data into that format).
     
     As for thinking out of the box, I regularly use the *nix tools to manipulate typst templates. This includes using sed to delete commented sections on certain conditions so it shows, or injecting variables produced from some data set into a template at compile time. I do this with invoices for example. All sections in the template are commented out, whether, for example, advanced costs show, depends on if the dumped database ssv shows that client had advanced costs. If they did, sed will remove the top and bottom block comment lines at compile.
     
     Your business may be different, but if you can manipulate text, the world is yours.
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     The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:16:46 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     And yet, zoo still doesn’t have a retard bot
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:16:46 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     You are our retard bot, sir. 🤨
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:20:20 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     Maybe Tony can tell me about how he set up his bot. I'm retarded. I RTFM'd the pleroma bot git page, but the documentation is shit tbh.
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     The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:20:21 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     Played right into it 😏 you miss, are the retard bot
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:27:18 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     Like you wouldn't bang Anna Ferris in her prime.
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     The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:27:19 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     She’s trained on crack! Holy hell, her starring roll would be in a Damon wanons flick
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     The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️ (notoriousdog@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:27:20 JST The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     Fuck sake man, if anyone knows about retard bots it’s him. Have you even seen it? Christ on cracker, that bitch is dumb as a rock
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:27:20 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     she’s trained on mean girls give her a break smh
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     EvilSandmich (evilsandmich@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:47:29 JST EvilSandmich

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     @Humpleupagus @Tony ….
     Completely unrelated but i was doing support for the purchase of a owner-manager machine shop a while ago and he took the time to show me his ERP system, that he had built inside of Lotus 1-2-3 v3.3 (the last DOS version). The most amusing thing was that he thought he had a complete system, even though 90% of it existed only inside his head.😑
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 11:47:29 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Lotus.... now there's a name I haven't heard in 30 years. 😏
     
     And a system only needs to be as complete as needed. My accounting is far too simple to use quickbook. I have a lot of transactions (time entries / advanced costs), but may only have a handful of invoices / clients month to month.
     
     So my approach is to keep the data thin, and allow the tools at my disposal to produce reports, etc, when needed. The only real strict / regulated compliance I have is trust accounting. I have a script that reconciles those accounts and prints the required reports each month.
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:11:10 JST GoyGirl

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     My friend cut her hair in California, haha... I kept trying to remember how I knew that name.
     
     B-list love, aye?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:11:10 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     Her speech impediment, her big eyes, and her silliness make her kinda cute tbj.
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:12:22 JST GoyGirl

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     I had a guy seem kinda creepy in my [kinda creepy then] hometown gas station maybe 15 yrs ago...
     
     "Has anyone ever told you you look like Elisabeth Shue?" Ha! Don't only 20 people know who she is? #BListLove
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:12:22 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     I think he actually said that you look like a shoe, an old leathery one. 🤨
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:12:23 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     goy girl?
     
     would
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:15:25 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     that was me. I’m sorry you had to find out this way
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     UnrepentantWhiteDevil (zeke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:17:52 JST UnrepentantWhiteDevil

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     • GoyGirl
     Gas stations are an underutilized venue for picking up chicks.
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:21:54 JST GoyGirl

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     She has a lisp, huh? Do you think they made words like "lisp" & "impediment" weird to say on purpose? Lol, surely
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:21:54 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     Two things that all guys find hot. Chicks with lists or a goofy tooth.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:28:29 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     How's your mom been anyways? 😏
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:28:30 JST Captain80s

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     • GoyGirl
     and cellulite.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:29:28 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     • GoyGirl
     I have a lisp…kinda
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:29:28 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     How's your wrist though?
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:29:29 JST GoyGirl

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     Lisps are actually pretty cute.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:34:29 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • beard :meru_dab:
     1099s have to be issued by January 31.
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     beard :meru_dab: (beardalaxy@gameliberty.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:34:30 JST beard :meru_dab:

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??

     @Tony @Humpleupagus what you aren't late tax day is next month

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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:38:34 JST Captain80s

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     • GoyGirl
     lesions to those are hawt.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:38:34 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     My wife has big eyes and acts all retarded. That's why I kept her. 😏
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:38:35 JST GoyGirl

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     • Captain80s
     Is cellulite hot to guys? I could see that. This list makes me happy for a lot of insecure chicks 😊
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:39:58 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     The trick is to grab the in the parking lot. There's less witnesses.
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:39:59 JST GoyGirl

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     • UnrepentantWhiteDevil
     There was a grocery store here for awhile with "single" & "taken" carts. Awww.
     
     If a guy ever checks out a chick in a grocery store, I figure he just needs someone to cook.
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     UnrepentantWhiteDevil (zeke@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:39:59 JST UnrepentantWhiteDevil

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
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     Lol.
     
     Good looking gals have to shop for groceries too. I've seen plenty of hot chicks in grocery stores, but hitting on them there is more likely to annoy them than anything.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:43:47 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • UnrepentantWhiteDevil
     • GoyGirl
     These hookers aren't gonna cook themselves.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:47:28 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     Making a sandwich isn't cooking. 😒
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:47:29 JST GoyGirl

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     • UnrepentantWhiteDevil
     Nothing. It's funny 😁 "Mmmm, lady, I-I... I need a SAMMICH!!"
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     The Forbidden Dreamer (forbiddendreamer@poa.st)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 15:47:30 JST The Forbidden Dreamer

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     • GoyGirl
     @GoyGirl @zeke @Tony @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG And what's wrong with that?
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:05:00 JST Xuya

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     i hear it decent. I always like to have food someone else make for me haha. it all Chinese and sometimes some Italian which my parents hate 😆
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:05:00 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Xuya
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     • GoyGirl
     i cook Chinese and intallian too. So you're average? My mom taught me so im sorry, i am already good at this.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:05:01 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     interesting. Is it good cooking? because i cook too
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:05:02 JST Xuya

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     • GoyGirl
     in my house is either my mother or me, yes
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:05:03 JST Xuya

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     • GoyGirl
     I see this out of context and you have already make me not surprise you say something like this 😆
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:05:03 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Xuya
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     • GoyGirl
     do you cook for youself? jw
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:07:21 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     Yah but im a man. I cook and clean for myself so woman needs to bring more than that.
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:07:22 JST Xuya

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     • GoyGirl
     I think most person like my cooking, I just like to eat other people cooking because I will get bored of my own
     
     my mom teach me too
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:16 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     • The Notorious D.O.G ☦️?️
     • Xuya
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     • GoyGirl
     @Tony @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @GoyGirl @xuya @zeke Hard to guess :alexjonessmile3:
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:17 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     I dont have a wife.
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:18 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     I can make US food, but also itallian, german, asian, and many other foods.
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:18 JST Xuya

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     • GoyGirl
     that's a lot, your wife must like that 🤩
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:19 JST Xuya

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     what do you cook?
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:23 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Xuya
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     • GoyGirl
     I do all my own chores. I just hate laundry lol.
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:24 JST Xuya

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     • GoyGirl
     I mean you could switch off the responsibilities. it is nice to try different food or chef sometime.
     
     I hate doing the same chore all the time, nice to switch around.
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:08:56 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     • Xuya
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     • GoyGirl
     @Tony @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @GoyGirl @xuya @zeke Btw just hang up your clothes its easier than using the dryer and folding.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:10:50 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Xuya
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     • GoyGirl
     My wife and I work like a Swiss clock. She does dishes while I vacuum, she sweeps the floor while I fold the towels. I give it and she takes it.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:11:11 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • GoyGirl
     > I do my own plumbing, lady.
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     Xuya (xuya@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:11:12 JST Xuya

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     • GoyGirl
     that is the one chore that never ever finish. it will just be there again tomorrow 😆
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:11:12 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     great, so you wont do laundry either. We are going to need a maid. smh
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:12:00 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • Xuya
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     • GoyGirl
     Nah i'll just let it build up until i smell like a real man
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:13:33 JST Mr. Bacon

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     • GoyGirl
     im also a contractor, I can do many handy things lol.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:13:33 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xYu2WrygtQ
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     Geesh... we used to be prized for our cooking & cleaning, now you've replaced us & demand we be more, huh? Typical. Lol
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:13:44 JST Mr. Bacon

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     sorry, this is the feminism you asked for? smh
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:14:09 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I can't eat chicken. Beef and fish only.
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     I'd take the chicken, but only if dreamer makes me nuggets
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:14:11 JST GoyGirl

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     A beer? I make my husband's plate like he's a child. Serving food is half of it's reception, obviously.
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     @GoyGirl @Tony @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @zeke Oh yeah? Which plate is his favorite then?
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     @Humpleupagus @GoyGirl @Tony @NotoriousDOG @zeke >she couldn't even bring him a beer
     
     And yet she's still married?
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     ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (dcc@annihilation.social)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:14:25 JST ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware:

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     @Tony @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @GoyGirl @xuya @zeke I have also learned to cook :fed_smoker:
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     Mr. Bacon (tony@clew.lol)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:14:53 JST Mr. Bacon

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     me irl
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     Lets see how women react when men can care for themselves too...
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     @Tony @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @GoyGirl @xuya @zeke Second time i am posting this meme tonight
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:18:33 JST Captain80s

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     How come allergies or grids?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:18:33 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     I have some sort of allergy or immune reaction to chicken. Took years to figure out the source, because symptoms last for days after eating. I can eat eggs though. I eat every night before "bed" (I don't actually sleep until several hours after).
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     Fun fact: Hookers are sometimes called birds. So yes.
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     Tiberius J. Nougat (lord_nougat@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:19:24 JST Tiberius J. Nougat

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     Howabout other birds? Seagulls, maybe? Or pigeons?

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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:22:35 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Mine is very subtle. It's just a slight fatigue, break down of tissue in my mouth, some joint pain.
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:22:36 JST GoyGirl

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     Have an aunt quite allergic to chicken (most fowl). She raises rabbits for meat.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:28:07 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Where that guy who raises rabbits while his mom makes essential oils....? I'm sure he could tell you. 😏
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     Captain80s (captain80s@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:28:08 JST Captain80s

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     I want to learn to raise those little buggers for meat. I got the chickens and garden down.
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     Make me one and I'll tell you, lady. 😏
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     Peter (mcmlxviiotg@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:29:06 JST Peter

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     >Making a sandwich isn't cooking. 😒
     Grilling doesn't count? Ham and cheese. Fried egg. Bacon. The best sammiches need some level of proficiency. I guess the question is, where does cooking begin? I'm thinking even a microwave can be used to prepare eggs?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Mar-2025 16:39:56 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     Wypipo dun wash deh bread.
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     >Make me one
     Here's your uncooked luncheon meat on dry Wonder Bread sandwich. Why yes, it does kind of look colorless. It's been out on the counter for five days.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 07:53:09 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • 👺防空識別區👹
     > I'm a strong, independent woman who doesn't need a man
     
     > Starts jumping from man to man in search of security.
     
     Many such cases.
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     GoyGirl (goygirl@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 07:53:10 JST GoyGirl

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     Women are mostly cattle... "the entire female race" as recently as the 60's was mostly a gaggle of yentas, but yeah, it took off.
     
     Some of the "women in the work-world" was economic in the 70's, I thought. They just did their damndest to make it seem cool after that.
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     👺防空識別區👹 (adiz@mtl.jinxian.casa)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Mar-2025 07:53:11 JST 👺防空識別區👹

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     @GoyGirl @Tony
     > typical

     Don't act like this wasn't a collective self-play by the entire female race. 🤣 @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @xuya @zeke