Notices by Bob Thomson (bobthomson70@mastodon.social), page 2

@FlashMobOfOne @adhdeanasl nah, too much Keep Calm and Carry On England (Could be the next movie, featuring Matt Lucas as Boris Johnson?) unfortunately, always under the heel of conservatism with a small or big C sadly.

@FlashMobOfOne @adhdeanasl of course I’d love to be proved wrong but I made my move out of the U.K. after my my country decided to stay within it and then Brexit was the final push, I didn’t make that bed and I’m not lying in it :/

@ryanhoulihan only white folks who use grand in a pleasing way are the Irish so.

@ryanhoulihan Bob Mortimer, beloved U.K. Gen X TV funny man, loves TV in general and was talking on a pod about how he detests TV execs who never watch TV he loves like Hoarders or Real Housewives. Said it’s their business and just that; that they don’t live and breathe it, like they should in his view, and it does his nut in.

@ryanhoulihan what a fantastic simile, love it ❤️

“Yeah, I’ll have a survivorship bias grande, and a a small humble brag with the sprinkles, thanks”.

@craignicol @mekkaokereke nah man, they will double down, x10 on woke/deep state/whatever other abject shite they spout, mark my words.

@ryanhoulihan oh man, fucking end stage crapitalism, speaking as a privileged gen X who is burning through savings having had no work since Xmas and with this shit going on ofc, but still, could always be worse, so I'm very grateful I've not run out yet, but retirement? haha, a joke even for me.
This system is a zombie that disnae know it's a'ready deid.

https://bobthomson70.substack.com/p/mise-a-jour-tres-tardive-surtout

@ryanhoulihan as a Scot, I always wanted the America of The West Wing, another millenial white privileged dream that was sadly delusional.

How's it going with you generally?

@ryanhoulihan @noiob where it always fails for me too. An actually useful use case - dictating a note when driving. Always end up with something that is so far from what you said it is unrecognisable even if it does make a note.

@ryanhoulihan it’s certainly still shit at dealing with Glasgow accents. Even if I try to put my best posh accent on. The word ‘bacon’ for example, me saying “baykin” vs “bi-con” or whatever.

@ryanhoulihan you see, that there is proper adulting, convention be damned.

@br00t4c have said for years the best way to deal with Farage is turn up where he speaks and the minute he opens his mouth, turn around and put headphones on. Let him think he’s got an audience and then ignore the toxic arsehole.

@ryanhoulihan I’ve just started today on steroids. Had them before in attempt to sort my kidney disease out. This time for my Crohn’s to try to calm it down so peritoneal dialysis can be an option later.
Last time I had an insatiable appetite on waking and put on weight. Since then I took up running and lost weight.
So I had better do some real Forrest Gump level shit this time to not pork up. 🏃 🏃 🏃

@PGBeattie @goatsarah personally I think that is their problem - money has given them power to do as they please but they can’t cheat death, the great leveller we all must deal with and it drives them to distraction. They are all terrified of being dead and forgotten and irrelevant.

@ryanhoulihan Dev furiously writing microwave(ice) function.

@ryanhoulihan selling it on subscription sounds like a good number.

@ryanhoulihan selling it on subscription sounds like a good number.

@ryanhoulihan The coverage seems even more devoid of balance than the 9/11 era. I try to think how I’ve never been in the positon of either side there, but it is shocking the level of dehumanising hatred on both sides. The perennial Peter Capaldi Doctor Who clip always comes to mind. So many people condemned to die because a small number of men can’t sit down and agree a way not to. https://youtu.be/BJP9o4BEziI?si=fj1FlzeE6LLs8YNh

@ryanhoulihan really sad that such things just become assets and are never enjoyed as intended eh. The sort of thing you'd see some rich old white guy opening in an end of the world disaster movie before the big asteroid hits :)

@ryanhoulihan now that's an expensive tipple - https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/oct/19/worlds-most-expensive-dram-bottle-of-1928-macallan-whisky-being-auctioned