Notices by Renalia (nine@chitter.xyz)

@schratze the brute force approach to flying. they yeet themselves into the air

@finn nutflix

@lukeharby @ifixcoinops @binarydigit.... I'm not gonna lie, I'm genuinely tempted by that just on vibes alone

@solidsanek "i showed you my beans please respond"

@Mitsu I mean
... Were they wrong?

@yeenbean "okay class did everyone bring their gender?... I'm guessing by the fact several hands have gone up, some of you have not. Sigh. Wren, go on, you first."
"I did bring it, but uh... It kind of melted when I brought it out of my bag. See?"
"... Well... At least you tried . Fair enough. Barry?"
"My dog ate it"
"... Cara?"
"Didn't know we had to bring genders in today, miss"
"Sigh... Well I suppose it can't be helped... Wait... Why have you got your hand up, Gemini?"
"I bought extra gender for everyone, in case anybody needed some"
"Oh good! That's very kind of you. Uh... Where is it?... Wait why are you grinning?... Oh no..."
The teacher becomes aware of the sounds of a huge truck reversing growing louder, but it's too late. suddenly gender of all shapes and sizes pour in the window and flood the classroom enough to pour into the hallway and adjoining rooms. Chaos reigns, Gemini stands atop the genders, immune to them, laughing. Victory at last.

@tk internet property and intellectual protocol got it :D

@HauntedOwlbear I dunno if it counts or if it's one you're already aware of, and also not sure it was this year, but does Wonderland Dizzy for the NES count? It was thought lost entirely as it was intended to come out for the Aladdin Deck Enhancer for the NES but with the deck failing at market, and it having to be an unlicensed title, it got cancelled, and the source code was only just discovered by the Oliver Twins very recently, and you can download the ROM from their own site

@jk was PostScript like, strictly a mac thing originally or did i just imagine that?? cause like, wasn't that the thing whereby you had fonts actually on the PRINTER and the PostScript fonts you got on computer were effectively approximations so you could see what it would kinda look like, but your printer had to have the fonts actually installed on it too?

@jk i notice you have not answered my question.

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this is concerning, but very on brand for you. wlel done

@Shrigglepuss me: abolish prisons!! Fuck the police!!
Me after reading this post: I may have been too hasty...

@jk this just proves the internet is full of cowards who are not willing to realise TRUE art