Notices by Shrig 🐌 (shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website)

I'm going to pivot to swearing less when I talk to appease the style guidelines of the US English hegemony and suck my entire soul out my arsehole to cosplay as a bourgeois intellectual book shitting machine with this one simple trick*
* Using one of the many emerging flagship technologies of literally evil tech companies

Even as a dyslexic I can assure you I still manage to communicate just fine without using LLMs. It's literally ok. Nobody in good faith gives a fuck if something is spelled a bit wrong or with shit grammar, the message is still out there in it and if anything that makes it more human and personal anyway right?
If anything encouraging people to use LLMs to "speak correctly" opens up a whole fucking ton of worms around structural racism, classism, ableism and "learnedness"

I've just been physically assaulted at work fun times 🙄

Technology please do not ever notify me

YouTube is autoplaying Tommy Robinson videos these days then, is it?
That's certainly one way to boost his view counts I guess 🤷

When you use YouTube without cookies and through a VPN and no Google account or whatever, the side-bar is back-to-back catering to the saddest "I just want to feel something" far-right crowd with ignorant and hateful bullshit mixed in with AI garbage all the way down too. That's the defaults, I guess?
Truly, fuck commercial and centralised social media. From the very bottom of my heart. Rancid and un-measurably harmful stuff

Just had a brief chat with an Iranian friend and all the things fucking me off about the white anglosphere takes I've been seeing have been confirmed and then some :oh_no:
Stop talking about other countries like you're commentating on your day trip to the zoo please, nobody needs that shit 🙏
Also some clouty and subtally racist disinfo going around that English-speaking spaces would probs miss going on that I've been seeing here that been notified of by them on. Not cool!

If your blog post features ablest language like "insane", "stupid", "moronic" etc in it I am closing the tab right there and then.
This typically happens within the first paragraph or so. I don't give one single fuck what you have to say about anything on this earth, nor trust your worldview, if you're going to be punching down like that as if you think you're being all cool and insightful with it. It's very uncool, and entirely vapid actually x

Content warnings are right there!

@welshpixie Replacement Eurovision contest just dropped

None of you can scream better than a goat can scream

Downloads folder zero

Every single man here has complimented me on my jumper and tied beard. They're all jealous 😇

Wish Oya was still here damn it

Looking forward to binge watching the back of my eyelids over the holiday

If all you do is post doomy politics posts every waking hour and calling it a day at that, all you're saying is "I feel utterly retched and miserable so you should all feel as miserable as me too". That's not activism, that's sabotage

With Micron leaving the consumer market, there'll be a Crucial-sized hole in the market that other brands feel the need to be competitive over now right? Right? 🤞 (or will there be an other price fixing scandal on the horizon instead? More likely 🙄)
https://investors.micron.com/news-releases/news-release-details/micron-announces-exit-crucial-consumer-business

Don't be naughty or I'll tell you off

AI bros, please understand that only ChatGPT wants to talk to you :spritz:

@annika I like them, they're generous with connectivity on their motherboards, apparently they overclock amazingly on their high end stuff (wouldn't know personally). Generally get a lot for your money with them and they don't come across as really gimmicky like other brands, def worth a look