Notices by Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz), page 3
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 02:46:39 JST Muff Bungler ??️
I gave Edith a parmesan morsel before we quickly went to the hardware store instead of Dog Breakfast and there was a lot of confusion. I didn't want her logy and possibly poopsy in the electrical aisle. She's fed now that we're home and she's very relieved.
I'm trying something Pavlovian for dinner and setting a timer for 4 p.m. with a unique tone on my phone. When it goes off I drop everything and sing along "DOG DINNER, DOG DINNER" and then we go get dinner. It seems to be reducing the begging that was starting 2+ hours before. -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Monday, 18-Sep-2023 02:46:38 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@HebrideanHecate A quality I like about dogs or at least dogs I know is that they dance with me -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 17-Sep-2023 14:47:31 JST Muff Bungler ??️
Ugh. I didn't realize this was a (the?) cause of male infertility. "Harmless" -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 27-Aug-2023 11:49:11 JST Muff Bungler ??️
Discussing home protection and safety with spinsters today has made me realized I'm mutuals with some based ass ladies. When I first got here I was afraid this was a cuddly space but between today and Hebe suggesting extreme consequences for perverts (recent memorable one [sic]: "he needs his willy slammed in a door") I'm pretty happy today -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 20:56:02 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@tangleofsnakes I don't understand why people who are unemployed try to date and then aren't up front about it. It's fine if you're looking and you have savings, but say so! Also if you're unemployed that's what you should be focused on. I would worry about someone's priorities going forward if they were like this. Just thinking out loud and being judgey, not advice 🤣 -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 20:56:02 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@tangleofsnakes Your answer is "no scrubs" -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 25-Aug-2023 20:49:04 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@Piss_Ant It sounds like campuses are super conformist now. There's been so many speakers drummed out or terrorized there in the last 10 years... FIRE says a lot of profs have been fired. -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 14:45:59 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@HoolaHoolaNope @Piss_Ant @polarisera @LaylaAlexandrovna @HebrideanHecate @LadyMont Do you people understand what microdosing is my gosh. I got a little giggly for about 15 minutes. I could do algebra right now -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 14:31:39 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@Piss_Ant @HoolaHoolaNope @polarisera @LaylaAlexandrovna @HebrideanHecate @LadyMont I'm all radio and books. Other than the fediverse I'm pretty tired of the Internet after...30 years. Ha. I've even been off TV. Just a thing I'm going through I guess -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 14:19:24 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@Piss_Ant @polarisera @LaylaAlexandrovna @HoolaHoolaNope @HebrideanHecate @LadyMont I'm not a video gal! But thank you. I think I watched all my YouTube before 2013 or so. -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 13:45:32 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@LaylaAlexandrovna @polarisera @Piss_Ant @HoolaHoolaNope @HebrideanHecate @LadyMont I just take a little occasionally now. I'm over the hump of trying to knit my brain back together after recovering some horrific childhood memories around 2018. It really does help.
I dabbled with trying to rip a hole through time for a while but some hobbies, like STDs, are temporary -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 13:45:31 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@polarisera @LaylaAlexandrovna @Piss_Ant @HoolaHoolaNope @HebrideanHecate @LadyMont Nah! I decided against ayahuasca, I kid you not, due to a hair curling story Graham Hancock told about he and his wife encountering a psychic vampire during a trip. -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 12:17:37 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@polarisera @Piss_Ant @HoolaHoolaNope @HebrideanHecate @LadyMont Hmm I forgot I took mushrooms earlier and I think I'm getting something out of this graph but maybe not what was intended -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Friday, 18-Aug-2023 11:49:20 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@Piss_Ant @HoolaHoolaNope @HebrideanHecate @LadyMont Babe you never were, just your habits. 🤟 We can all get new habits -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:56:32 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@GalacticTurtle I feel these things run in cycles! I remember in the 90s when a book called "The Rules" came out that was a lot like Female Dating Strategy. People were losing their shit over it being regressive but if women need a technique for holding the men they're dating accountable, it's better than going out in the world unarmed.
The dating talk with my mother went like this:
My mother: Why is your period late, I'm taking you for a pregnancy test
Me: I think I'm gay? I've only slept with women?
My mother: You'll grow out of it. Your father thought he was gay too. Just marry a man for money and you'll be fine.
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Aug-2023 04:56:32 JST Muff Bungler ??️
Ok this made me lol. A thing that surprised me about entering construction is how ~manners~ blue collar guys can be.
"Drop subtle hints that you’re not like other guys — you know, like their male feminist allies who rely on high-dose intravenous Viagra when it’s their turn in the nonbinary polyamory house to service one of the housemates with a front hole."
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/conservative-men-save-women-from-toxic-feminism -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Aug-2023 13:48:03 JST Muff Bungler ??️
New business card job title just dropped
RT: https://spinster.xyz/objects/3c65f1d5-b078-4df9-8424-fa0929614810In conversation from spinster.xyz permalink Attachments
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 13:18:22 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@NEETzsche @sysop @alex @Fullycaffeinated @LostInCalifornia Hmm I mean this really sincerely as a neutral outsider here. This trolling is not very good. I'll check back in later and see how you're coming along In conversation from spinster.xyz permalink -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 12:56:19 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@LostInCalifornia @NEETzsche @alex @sysop @Fullycaffeinated I know the fediverse can be pretty solipsistic but there are other people in this conversation. 😆 In conversation from spinster.xyz permalink -
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Muff Bungler ??️ (gelatinousrube@spinster.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 01-Aug-2023 12:44:38 JST Muff Bungler ??️
@LostInCalifornia @NEETzsche @sysop @alex @Fullycaffeinated I just think it's so weird that years later we get Kim Kardashian's sex tape and she's got TV shows and a brand empire. I know she wasn't a kids' entertainer but the gap between "doing an ill advised act in an adult theatre" that the public didn't see to viral graphic sex video isn't very long in the scheme of things. In conversation from spinster.xyz permalink