Notices by Wendy Nather (wendynather@infosec.exchange), page 2

RE: https://chaos.social/@icing/115921016610195805

Someone hold me, I’m scared

#PSA: it’s “free REIN,” not “free reign”

You are not a monarch

Thank you for your attention &c.

@grumpybozo @JessTheUnstill @ryanc Borrow in that you pay them back with an unused one. We didn’t have Venmo back then

@ryanc @JessTheUnstill I hear they work well for gunshot wounds too 😕

@JessTheUnstill @ryanc You were that sex at birth, obviously. It just took you a while to fix everything to align with it 🤷♀️💚

@JessTheUnstill @ryanc Agreed. I hope someday one’s gender will become nobody’s business (unless they want to date you or, like, need to borrow a tampon).

@alice @mattblaze @paul_ipv6 I’ve had to rescue my kids from behind a locked bathroom door, and get into my late mom’s filing cabinet when the key was lost. Did locksmiths lose a little money thereby? Sure, but I find it hard to feel sorry.

@ryanc My kids describe what I do as “momcore” — for example, having a martini and fries for dinner

#Caturday

@kims He was such a wonderful character.

My last day of work before 3 weeks’ vacation

I may have had a peach martini and fries, a dinner which my kids refer to as “momcore”

YES I bought my adult daughter a #Labubu. I confess.

@SwiftOnSecurity @mhoye Users are not the weakest link — they’re the best source of intel.

I get the nicest presents. First my own threat actor name from @gayint and now this from @fuzzface 💚

Hello, I need to exchange this infosec please

@0xabad1dea “Empty hash bucket” is awesome. Well, all the insults are, but I like that one in particular

Can we get a “bless” button here on Mastodon? I think it would add a lot

“$User blessed your toot”

“Well bless your toot” (Southern for not-favorite)

“I’ve got over 50 blessings on this toot!”

#Caturday 🪗

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