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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 14:31:04 JST Ed
in reply to
- Em :official_verified:
- JT Leskinen
@milesizdead @Em0nM4stodon If they're shouting at each other, maybe. People on speaker phones are always louder than they need to be.

In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Feb-2026 02:32:44 JST Ed

Dear People Who Talk on Their Phone in Public Using Speaker Phone,
What the hell is *wrong* with you?
Sincerely,
The General Public

In conversation about a month ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Jan-2026 12:25:13 JST Ed
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- Warner Crocker
@WarnerCrocker I gotta admit, "Lower Wacker Ice Attacker" is just . . . 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

In conversation about 2 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 11-Dec-2025 03:44:33 JST Ed

#humor #Wednesday #sharks
In conversation about 3 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. A cartoon image of a shark, with a pink background. The shark is emerged from the water from the torso up. It is looking to our left, open-mouthed, grasping a coffee mug in its right fin...somehow. The speech bubble below it says, "I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting." cartoon credit: @jess.a.creates
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 14-Jun-2025 18:36:52 JST Ed
- Rod Faulkner
@mirabilos @eosfpodcast I read the summary and was immediately left thinking, "Shocking to whom, exactly?"

In conversation about 9 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 18-May-2025 07:03:59 JST Ed

The mailbox irises are putting on a good show this year.
#bloomscrolling #flowers #purpleflowers #iris #HoosierMast
In conversation about 10 months ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. In focus in the foreground are three dark purple -almost black- bearded irises, with numerous other buds around them. Slightly blurred behind them is a white mailbox on a weathered wooden post. In the background is a blurred blue house across the street with a dark red vehicle in the drive. Above is a bright blue sky with somewhat picturesque fluffy white clouds
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 20-Mar-2025 10:53:11 JST Ed

More kicking while it's down, please.
#Musk #Tesla #EV #Polestar
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Screenshot of a Bluesky post by George Conway. A quote above a link to an article with the headline of, "Tesla is Dying, and Polestar Wants to Kill It." "The industry is exorcising Musk." The link preview has an image of a white Polestar sedan driving along a road that winds through scenic hills. Quoted excerpt by Conway: “Polestar wants to deliver the final blow. ... Polestar is offering anyone who owns or leases a Tesla $5,000 off a lease on a brand new Polestar 3. Combined with their latest $15,000 Polestar Clean Vehicle Incentive, any Tesla driver can buy a Polestar 3 for a whopping $20,000 off.” ~ www.planetearthandbeyond.co
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 03-Feb-2025 20:30:33 JST Ed

Hot on the heels of "The most stereotypical Canadian thing ever," we have this absolute gem. 🇨🇦
#USPol #CAPol #StepOnSnek #OhNoGoose #FuckAbootFindOot
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. An image with a bright yellow black ground and a patch of green grass drawn on it, like the infamous "Don't Tread on Me" Gadsden Flag. Except instead of a snake, there is a Canada goose standing on the grass, facing to the left. It has its wings extended and its neck arched in an aggressive posture. The text below it reads, "FUCK ABOOT AND FIND OOT" Lastly, there is a small black silhouette of a maple leaf at the bottom center of the image.
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 02-Feb-2025 14:37:31 JST Ed

Most stereotypical Canadian thing ever.
https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health.html
#PublicHealth #Canada #GoodNeighbours
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Post by Canadian physician Isaac Bogoch saying, "To our American friends who may now be struggling to find health information on US websites: Please check out the Public Health Agency of Canada's website for helpful resources, updated dashboards & practical health tips.
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Jan-2025 02:21:41 JST Ed

I just came across this (again) while cleaning up old photos*, and laughed way more than I probably should have.
#Boat #Goat #Tub #meme
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Top Image: A small tugboat with a green hull and red cabin. It has American flags flying. In the far background is a shoreline with houses and trees visible. Bottom Image: A white goat with brown splotches is standing in an old dirty bathtub. There's some bare ground and grass in the background, and a fence line separating another grassy area. Further back we see a mixture of trees and more open space. Top Image Label: TUGBOAT Bottom Image Label: TUBGOAT
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jan-2025 06:54:34 JST Ed

Yeah, I'm pretty good with myself right now, not gonna lie.
#ImposterSyndrome #politics #commentary
In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Image that appears to be of a human body lying prone, with its soul/astral projection/etc. shining a brighter color and rising up out of the body itself. Text: The Imposter Syndrome leaving my body as the most insufferable unqualified dorks who've ever lived keep getting more power
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jan-2025 10:06:47 JST Ed
in reply to
- nixCraft 🐧
- Kai 🇪🇺
@elbekai Yes?
Oh...never mind. Awkwarrrrrrrd.
@nixCraft

In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 05-Dec-2024 06:32:39 JST Ed
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- Eugen Rochko
- Nik 🍉
@Gargron @nelsonakis This is some weak-ass, Zionist bullshit.
If you want this platform to grow, you need to be better than this garbage response.

In conversation about a year ago from mastodon.social permalink
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2024 09:03:52 JST Ed
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- sjvn
@sjvn Three words that will strike terror into anyone above a certain age: "Hot Dog Pro"

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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 07-Nov-2024 16:54:00 JST Ed
- Cats of Yore
- Fesshole 🧻
Timeline bingo.
@fesshole @CatsOfYore #cats
In conversation Thursday, 07-Nov-2024 16:54:00 JST from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Toots from Fesshole and Cats of Yore appearing together on my timeline: Fesshole: My partner doesn't know that the reason the cat purrs loudly and enthusiastically right in to his ear every weekend morning is because I'm putting my finger next to his ear so the cat will come over and purr right there. @catsofYore@varminttown: Illustration by Eileen Mayo for Best Cat Stories, edited by Miachael Joseph, 1952. (Image ALT Text follows) "Ink drawing of a shorthaired white cat lying on a blanket on a sleeping boy's chest, gently tapping the boy's mouth with its paw. The boy continues snoozing on his pillow."
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 13:42:45 JST Ed
- SaltyGirl
@Saltssaltgirl Yyyyeahhhhh.
Even if this ends favorably, these results really make a statement about our country, and it's not a flattering one.

In conversation Wednesday, 06-Nov-2024 13:42:45 JST from mastodon.social permalink
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 11-Oct-2024 17:16:14 JST Ed

Happy 10th Anniversary to this absolute legend, Wondermark #1062; The Terrible Sea Lion
In conversation Friday, 11-Oct-2024 17:16:14 JST from mastodon.social permalink
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1. Wondermark by David Malki summon up wondermark.com A six-panel strip, in black & white. 1st panel: Man and woman riding in some kind of old automobile. Woman: I don't mind most marine mammals. But SEA LIONS? I could do without sea lions. Man: Don't say that out loud! 2nd panel: Same scene, but zoomed out. We now see a large sea lion has pulled up behind them. It's not anthropomorphized. It looks like a regular sea lion Sea Lion: Pardon me, I couldn't help but overhear... Man: NOW you've done it 3rd panel: same scene, but only showing the sea lion and the woman's annoyed face Sea Lion: I would like to have a civil conversation about your statement. Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you? 4th panel: Man and woman at a table, indoors. The sea lion is behind them. Woman: GO AWAY Sea Lion: There's no need to raise your voice, I'm right here. I'm just curious if you have any sources to back up your opinion? 5th panel: Woman is in bed, frustrated. Sea lion is beside her bed. Woman: You're IN my HOUSE Sea Lion: You made a statement in public for all to hear. Are you unable to defend the statements you make? Or simply unwilling to have a reasoned discussion? 6th panel: Man and woman at the table. Sea lion is behind them again. Man: TOLD you, dude. SEA LIONS. Sea Lion: I have been unfailingly polite, and YOU two have been nothing but RUDE. Woman: I AM TRYING TO EAT BREAKFAST Sea Lion: Very well. We shall resume in an hour
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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Sep-2024 11:34:30 JST Ed
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- your auntifa liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦
@blogdiva I tried watching it, but he's just an angry firehose of lies, and neither she nor the minor fact-checking the mods are doing can keep up with it. It's as frustrating as it is exhausting.

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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 21:49:15 JST Ed
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- Aral Balkan
@aral Yup. 2010 for $1m.
Seems like he lowballed himself there, but I guess he knows the worth of his morality more than we do.

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Ed (edcates@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 09-Sep-2024 21:37:08 JST Ed
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- Aral Balkan
@aral My respect for him went out the window when he played at Rush Limbaugh's wedding.

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Humanist. Nerd. Introvert. Jaded optimist. Usually cruppish. Server jockey. Dad. World is a fuck. Views are my own.Profile pic: Man in a gray shirt and green/gray ball cap taking a selfie. His glasses are tinted dark from the sun, and he has a short brown beard.In the background is a stream, a yellow kayak, and various grasses and trees beyond those. The sky is a brilliant blue with a few fluffy white clouds lazing about.

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