Notices by sjvn (sjvn@mastodon.social)

How AI model collapse works in real time.

Technically, I describe the problem here

https://www.theregister.com/software/2025/05/27/ai-model-collapse-is-not-what-we-paid-for/1505941

Or you could just watch this video.

I can hear David Bowie singing it.

This would be a lot funnier if it weren't completely true.

You do Not chase my kitten!

Henry, #cat, king of the yard.

As would my Rafe and Telly.

Wait a cotton-pickin' second!

No one ever tells you about the evil paperwork!

Both of these statements are true. Now you know why I'm so cynical about AI businesses.

It was a long, long — deep breath — long time ago.

Mea Culpa: Apple Confesses It Can't Keep Up With AI Bug Reports - Security Boulevard https://securityboulevard.com/2026/08/mea-culpa-apple-confesses-it-cant-keep-up-with-ai-bug-reports/ by @sjvn

When even #Apple can’t keep up with the flood of AI-discovered security holes, you have to wonder whether #AI is a blessing or a curse.

Now that's a headline!

https://newrepublic.com/post/213737/rfk-jr-celebrity-cooking-show

This wouldn't be half so funny if there wasn't a lot of truth to it.

John C. Dvorak, a pioneering technology journalist, podcaster, and cultural commentator, passed away peacefully on the morning of Monday, July 20, 2026. He was 80 years old. For tech journalists of a certain age, there was a time when everyone knew him.

SpaceX wants to launch 100,000 more #Starlink satellites - for 100x the bandwidth https://zdnet.com/home-and-office/networking/spacex-wants-to-launch-100000-more-starlink-satellites/ via @ZDNet & @sjvn

It would mean faster Internet for rural customers, but astronomers have another take entirely

This is true.

Looks about right to me.

Oh, and while you're at it, could you get me off the party line?

Is this how you move from a data center to the cloud?

@nixCraft <Shrug> This is just front-end garbage, there's nothing of any substance here.