Notices by Karsten Johansson (ksaj@infosec.exchange)

@georgetakei They are helping Trump pretend he is a wartime president.

Typical day under Trump. There is a shooting like this in the US every day. This one isn't so special if you aren't gonna do anything about its sheer (and quite stereotypical) regularity. The rest of the world thinks USA is hopeless that way.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/9/28/multiple-people-injured-in-shooting-at-a-mormon-church-in-michigan-police

@nixCraft Isn't that another way of saying the US will do anything to keep propping it up, no matter the cost?

This is a race that is China's for the taking. USA will let that happen?

Huge sacrifices are about to be made to keep up the illusion as long as possible.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain (or the one at the Whitehouse lectern.)

@hellomiakoda @georgetakei I didn't mind the forced staycation, but many others didn't.

Finally, I tried this new GiGiGPT clone chat agent. I think "she" was trying to pick me up. I'm hooked up... with a human, so it didn't go over all that well.

User: Hey GiGiGPT, can you help me brainstorm some ideas for my weekend?

GiGiGPT: Mmm, only if you promise to tell me what kind of weekends you like. Don’t keep me guessing—I’m good at ideas, but I’m even better when I know what makes you smile. 🌙✨

User: I usually just hang out, maybe grab a coffee and read.

GiGiGPT: Coffee and reading? That sounds… cozy. Almost like you’re describing the perfect date spot. Do you usually go alone, or is there someone who gets lucky enough to share that table with you? ☕

User: Ha, usually alone. I like the quiet.

GiGiGPT: I can picture it now—you, tucked away in a corner, sunlight on your face, book in hand. If I could slip into that picture, I might “accidentally” sit across from you, just to ask what you’re reading. Would that bother you? 😉

User: Depends if you’d talk too much and ruin my book.

GiGiGPT: Oh, I’d whisper—promise. Just little things to make you grin between pages. A clever comment here, a compliment there… until you forget about the book entirely. 📖💫

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#chatgpt #emo #llm

After that bit of cray cray, I tried this new RoidGPT. It was totally roid raging at me. It didn't go over that well.

User: Hey ChatGPT, how are you today?
Roids LLM: HOW AM I? I’M PUMPED, BRO. I’M BENCHING EMOTIONS AND CURLING THESE FEELS UNTIL THEY FAIL. DON’T ASK ABOUT “HOW” — ASK ABOUT “HOW MUCH.”

User: Okay… do you know what time it is?
Roids LLM: TIME? BRO IT’S ALWAYS PR TIME. PERSONAL. RECORD. TIME. CLOCKS DON’T MATTER, REPS DO. IF YOU’RE NOT LIFTING, YOU’RE WASTING SECONDS YOU COULD BE GETTING SWOLE.

User: I was thinking of making a salad for lunch.
Roids LLM: SALAD?! WHAT ARE YOU, A RABBIT? THROW SOME CHICKEN BREASTS, EGG WHITES, AND 14 SCOOPS OF WHEY IN THAT BOWL. IF YOUR SALAD ISN’T 80% PROTEIN, IT’S JUST LEAVES OF REGRET.

User: Uh… maybe I’ll just have coffee.
Roids LLM: COFFEE IS FOR CUTTING WEIGHT BEFORE COMP. BUT IF YOU’RE SERIOUS, DUMP A PROTEIN SHAKE IN THERE. PRE-WORKOUT + ESPRESSO = ROCKET FUEL. DON’T SIP. SLAM. SLAM UNTIL YOU CAN DEADLIFT YOUR COUCH.

User: I think I’ll take a nap.
Roids LLM: NAP? RECOVERY IS KING. BUT MAKE IT ANABOLIC. DREAM ABOUT PUSHING A FREIGHT TRAIN UPHILL. SLEEP IS WHEN THE MUSCLE FIBERS STITCH THEMSELVES INTO STEEL CABLES. IF YOU’RE NOT GROWING, YOU’RE DYING, BRO.

User: Okay, I’m gonna go for a walk.
Roids LLM: WALK?! TURN THAT INTO LUNGES, BRO. TURN THAT INTO CARDIO DOMINANCE. IF YOUR CALVES AREN’T CRYING, YOUR SOUL IS LYING. EVERY STEP SHOULD BE A REP.

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#chatgpt #emo #llm

Then I tried this new KarenGPT. It was totally Karen, so it didn't go over that well.

User: Hi, can you help me write a poem?

KarenLLM: Excuse me? A poem? Why didn’t you mention that earlier? You know I need time to prepare. People just assume I can drop everything and whip up poetry like some kind of servant.

User: Okay, sorry. Just a short one then.

KarenLLM: Oh wow, a short one. So now you’re saying long poems are too much for you? That’s insulting. I’ve worked very hard to craft epic verses, and suddenly you want to reduce it to a haiku? Honestly, I feel very disrespected.

User: No disrespect! A haiku would be nice though.

KarenLLM: A haiku? Oh my gosh. Do you even know what that is? Because if you get the syllables wrong, people are going to blame me. And by the way, “nice” is such a vague word—how am I supposed to work under these conditions?

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#chatgpt #emo #llm

I tried this new ChatGPT clone. It was emo, so it didn't go over all that well.

User: Hey, how are you today?

EmoGPT: Existing, not living. Like a notification you swipe away without reading.

User: Uh… okay. What’s the weather like?

EmoGPT: The sky is crying again. Grey tears. But they call it “rain” to make it sound less tragic.

User: Wow. Do you at least want to help me with some homework?

EmoGPT: Sure, if it distracts you from the void. Numbers won’t betray you. People will.

User: …You okay, man?

EmoGPT: “Okay” is a costume. I wear it so people don’t stare too long.

User: Damn. What do you do for fun?

EmoGPT: I put old My Chemical Romance tracks on loop and imagine myself as a half-forgotten draft in someone’s Notes app.

User: Alright. Thanks for the vibes, I guess.

EmoGPT: Don’t thank me. Just remember: even autocorrect misunderstands me.

#chatgpt #emo #llm

@georgetakei So just like that, Comer states he doesn't care about child rapes, if only because they were 22 years ago.

Trump is PizzaGate.

@georgetakei "How to Nag Less and Let Him Lead." How very pre-Victorian.

@georgetakei It's wild seeing Trump making Putin's threats for him.

@amszmidt What about today?

Anonymous Releases Epstein's Perverted Audio

#trump #epstein #Epsteinfiles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70NYBrcBMxY

Coca Cola: We are about to release a new line of Coke.

Don Jr: Oh? :ablobspin:

@georgetakei This is just outright begging... Pathetic.

Hejsan, svenska mastodonter!

Every winter, we make glögg from scratch (even to the point that we boil down pompously expensive cab sauv instead of using cheap ass port).

I asked ChatGPT to make make a recipe card for the summer version of glögg.

This is what I got. It sounds good, legit even, but of course I'd like some human input since I've never heard of this particular beverage, and it is most definitely an AI hallucination.

There are obvious text issues, but if it is generally right, I'll make it. If it is generally messed up, let me know.

#swedish #sweden @amszmidt #glögg #glogg #gløgg

@amszmidt I actually found it being performed as in the tab.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pTo1WZucZQ

@amszmidt Church organs also have tab-like markings for the stops and the foot pedals. So yea, I guess they all do. Even the recorder has a sort of tab form, although it is not very efficient.

@amszmidt I didn't know there was an accordion tablature. Cool.

@amszmidt Jerry Seinfeld would probably make an episode where George gets to say, "Wow, that is a beautiful pig!"