Notices by Natanox 🇺🇦🇵🇸 (natanox@chaos.social)

Na großartig. Der Vogel Verlag hat bei der "Fahren lernen" App die "Tipps" mit einem #AI Assistenten ersetzt.
Statt einem Tipp und beim zweiten Drücken eine volle Erklärung (die auch Offline funktionierte)… gibts jetzt direkt eine *vielleicht* richtige Antwort auf die Frage, inklusive Kilowattweise Stromverbrauch pro Nutzer und ständigem Uplink (selbst im "Offline" Modus der App, die ignoriert das Ding einfach).

Was für ein Dreck. Bis gestern war die App noch gut. -.-
#VogelVerlag #FahrenLernen

If someone at an #AI company has the ability to poison their image generation to hide a penis in every picture… do it. It's a shortcut into history books.

Smartphones be like

Pro Models:
- No SD card slot
- No headphone jack
- hard to repair

Base Models:
- microSDXC card slot
- headphone jack
- easier to repair

Who's working at those companies? 🤷♀️

So… there are only very few maxi-scooters with modern >12kwh (e.g. CATL) battery which would be sufficient and cold-resistant enough for my maximum distance travel during winter, and because Germany couldn't give less of a fuck for anything that isn't a car I'd have to travel to Spain, Italy or Greece to even be able to test-drive them.

But those of course would also track you with invasive garbage software because money / power.

*screams in german*
#EV #ElectricVehicles

Show me a game screenshot that aged more poorly faster.
(AI: The Somnium Files, 2019)
#gaming #UnintendedComedy #AITheSomniumFiles

Kann die Blase endlich mal platzen? Ich brauche kompetente Hardware für den JellyFin server. :<

Is there some affordable way to procure hard drives for a homelab (for JellyFin and stuff) right now, or is it simply a "pay 30€ per TB or die" situation?
#SelfHosting #HomeLab

Saw a terminal from #SAP today in a shop.
It froze, like, 20 times on us. There was some weird workaround though unfreezing the thing.

Couldn't tell if typical Enterprise-Software garbage or #AI slop. …or both. I now understand why people hate on SAP so much though, it really seemed about as good as current Windows 11 or the availability of Github. Total garbage.

@NeonPurpleStar Also it's basically just something for rich people. Not like anyone can afford high-end computers anymore, billionaires destroyed that.

I can hardly put in words how much I hate these dirtbags by now.

I hope Nvidia crashes and burns and Jensen gets hit by the blast. The situation for consumer hardware can hardly get worse anyway, the US economy won't survive the #AI collaps anyway.

Worst thing is how their slopmachines will pick this line up and regurgitate it as supposed truth now.
#Nvidia #Revisionism #historical_revisionism #ATI #SiliconGraphics #S3Graphics #Rendition #meme

Basically anyone who bought #BambuLab right now without sufficient research.
#3DPrinting #meme

Oi, wo ist der Hot Take in meiner Timeline hin. Ich fand den würzig.
@Drayventhal

@NeonPurpleStar

Aaaaand my brothers' computer doesn't properly boot again (green screen) because the #Nvidia driver decided to explode. Again.

Trillion dollar company right there. :thisisfine:
#Linux

@GreenSkyOverMe @daccle @f Mag das der Person jemand mit BS Account sagen? Besonders ietzt gerade ists für einen Webcomic Artist in der Klemme doch richtig schlecht niedrige Visibility zu haben.

@GreenSkyOverMe @daccle @f Entweder Bluesky legt jetzt mit dem selben Mist wie die anderen Corpo Medien los oder diese Person hat dämliche Account Settings.

Uuuh. Uuuuuuuh. The last thing the bubble right now needs is a mathematical proof the self-reinforcing learning curve is a lie, right as every single company is struggling to show any convincing improvement in their products. LOVE IT. :D

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AI Cannot Self Improve and Math behind PROVES IT! https://smsk.dev/2026/04/26/ai-cannot-self-improve-and-math-behind-proves-it/ #AI #LLM #MachineLearning #Math #Ml #Proof #Research #Rsi #Singularity

Accidentally making American mushrooms.
There's enough oil in that pan to lure in the US Army.

Off-by-one errors, really common. Even our FuTuRe OvErLoRdS can't escape them.
#AI #MistralAI

Rofl, the #AI benchmarks are indeed all garbage. Just… way more straight-forward than I thought. 😅

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The PrimeTime - It's all fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq5e_8zvick