Notices by TeflonTrout :bc: he/him (teflontrout@beige.party)

@voxofgod @_L1vY_ this.

Hia! I'm a vet. Most people think heavy duty military power is available to government at the drop of a hat.

It isn't.

Rounding up enough equipment, personnel, and supplies to push back a hundred unarmed people takes *so* much effort for civilian organizations, even police departments.

Wanna know something cool? When all those cops are on riot duty, they are all on riot duty.

Pretty much tied to the spot. Can't respond to OTHER things. Especially if those things are happening somewhere else

@br00t4c And Russia, Poland, India, and...

POV: two of the worst people you know are locked together in a hair-pulling fight in the school courtyard

And since it's the school leaders nobody can stop them

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @RickiTarr War it is, then.

@tk my 650 is a lil too big for a kickstart, but a gentle slope and 2nd gear clutch pop always works

@tk "Uh oh, my battery died!" *pop starts, rides home*

@killyourfm

Holy shit. That is baller af

@nina_kali_nina GodDAMMIT

He tells corpos to kick rocks for decades and then does THIS?

Fuuuuck, man...

@donlamb_1 @Alice Oh no, he bones

@Sir_Osis_of_Liver @HauntedOwlbear Likewise. There is so much variety here that it's never boring. Also, I've never seen anything like the joy of trans people shedding years of misery and growing into their real selves. It got real boring being curated at elsewhere

@HauntedOwlbear *whispers in your ear* "and their friends"

@jeffowski Housecat comparison always riles em up, I share it far and wide every chance I get-

Paraphrased slightly, "Libertarians are like housecats- completely convinced of their own independence while being utterly reliant upon a system they cannot understand or appreciate"

@protonprivacy Yeah, with AI involvement alone you turn your product into a recorder. It is good you don't record anything, but I guarantee the AI integrated into your product does.

Also, crypto? That's a hard pass

@TheConversationUS @folklore Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan

@johnonolan We are all sitting here like the end of Outer Wilds, hoping everything works out OK somehow

Fuck you, you're not crying I'm crying