Notices by milkposter (themilkman@shitposter.world), page 9
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@sun not yet tho, i'm thinking maybe monday or something is when i will go do it, il be back by new years if i do so.
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honestly im thinking of maybe doing an internet break.
going blocking certain sites in my /etc/hosts really (including fedi sorry).
not implying i am down or need a break or anything, just feeling like it's holding me back and distracting me from personal goals
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@deprecated_ii @RustyCrab WOAAHHH THE SILENCE.
SOOOO SCARY I HAVE TO THINK!!!!!
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@VD15 @waifu @fatepony @coolboymew @sun "it was the usual suspect"
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@LukeAlmighty i assumed it was used for cooling but then it would be steamed lmao
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@LukeAlmighty "look how much water we lost"
what do you mean lost
it's steamed, it goes to the sky and falls back as rain.
how do you think rain works, does water just spawn in?
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@LukeAlmighty imagine how much protein there is with all those bacteria floating around
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@LukeAlmighty with a good glass of raw water to flush it down
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@ergo @Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro @djsumdog BTW i just woke up from sleep and i had a dream where i fought (brawl) someone over cigarettes fucking AGAIN.
i smoke a cig like once every 2 months idk why i have so many dreams about cigs
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@djsumdog @Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro yeah my dreams are very filled with detail and are very sensually rich, touch and smell my dreams pretty much have perfected, if i touch wet rubber for example, i can feel it, i can smell it.
as well as a strong feeling of impact and pain, so when a dream is painful, i get to feel it to the extent, and it can leave you very confused when you have a certain kind of dream that is recurring where you have pain in one spot that you remember feeling, but have never actually truly experienced, or has been LOOOONG since the scar has healed
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@ergo @Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro @djsumdog that was very early on when wet dreams weren't followed up by an endless pit of shame
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@ergo @djsumdog @Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro i thought she was a video game character or smthn nvm
if i was railing anyone in my teen dreams, it was my moms BFF from uni she was crazy.
you know panam from cyberpunk? when i saw her in the game i was so confused because she was pretty much a carbon copy
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@ergo @djsumdog @Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro i mean it makes sense eh, your body just wants to get rid of it i assume, which is why it does it
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@djsumdog @Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro yeah i am always myself in them, there are many times where i do lucid dream but i am still kind of like half retarded in most of them, so i never really do much of interest, one time i was lucid, so my boss spawned in and i just blew him up like mr.manhattan then he respawned and i did it again and again.
i will ruin your dreams, but you cannot get hard in a lucid dream, aka you cannot get aroused nor feel good in a lucid dream either, even if you got the girl you wouldn't be able to "enjoy it".
if you want something really fun, ever remember going from lucid to non-lucid?
i remember it only once, usually when i sleep i just think to myself a lot in bed when i eventually get pulled into the dream smoothly, one time i was able to keep my lucidity, but i actually remember losing it in real time, it was very horrifying, because you can FEEEEL your memories being wiped in real time, you try to keep yourself in-tact the best you could.
i was screaming and rolling in the dream, and when the process finished, i just stood up in slight confusion and went on to play my role totally ignorant of what happened, the only reason i remember is because i was almost immedietly waken up again, i actually bet this thing happens all the time but you don't remember it.
you can remember details of dreams via sensory memories, your sensory memories are very much strong, much stronger than your visual ones, i know there was one where i lost an eye, because i remember the sensation of it being stabbed, followed by me going around with just one eye.
it was weird waking up and thinking to yourself "wait, my left eye works" but that's how it is sometimes.
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@djsumdog @Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro had a dream where a guy died and i went to his funeral and everything and then i wake up and didn't think about, 2 days later i go to work and he was just there and i stood there and processed it for like 10 seconds
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@Kagekokoro @Curvin @Gran3Walder some of my dreams are awful, some are just fucking silly, like the one where i WENT TO WORK AND WORKED and then i woke up and had to go to work
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@Curvin @Gran3Walder @Kagekokoro ever had a dream where you die, and then your brain just "turns off", you are conscious, you can remember that period, but during that black 10 seconds you do not think, you do not think about anything.
you don't breathe during that period, you wake up because your body forces you back to life by forcing you to inhale, it's a very weird feeling, it's like your brain is tricked into death.
i had a dream where i was getting decapitated with a machete or a sword, the thing was that the decapitation wasn't smooth at all.
it took 3 slashes to get my head off, i was struck right on the back of my head.
i felt the pain of a broken neck but still living, i shook my head as much as i could, i couldn't scream but i did make noise, on the second hit it was very painful, but the pain quickly stopped after the shock, and i felt super warm in my head, by the third one it finally got my throat, and finally fully got my head off my body.
i was still "alive" for like 2 seconds before it just went black, after 10 seconds of raw nothing, i wake up again because i was forced to breathe.
it was a very weird experience, i think to some degree i did "die" i cannot explain how when i say nothing i mean literally nothing, there wasn't any monologue, there wasn't any processing, it was just nothing.
but seeing as i do remember those 10 seconds, some processing must have been going on, which it didn't feel like
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@zonk you just failed the practical test and you don't even know it
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@grillchen @VIPPER i love the word "democratize" because it means nothing
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"wow, you made that in only 40 minutes??? complete document,table of contents, pages numbered, footnotes, consistently formatted and it's the whole doc.
i always hear you sometimes moan how you hate to use microsoft office but you really do have this down"
that's because i didn't use ms office nigga i just wrote it in org and exported it to latex RAAAAAAAAAAH
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