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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Apr-2026 06:13:15 JST 
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
Grad students are forced to do research, basically for free, every day. I'm ripping the spines off of tens of thousands of papers ghostwritten by grad students, and parsing the information within them for useful tidbits. That's me using forced labour (of long dead grad students) i guess. -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Saturday, 04-Apr-2026 03:56:56 JST
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@p @lain @taylorlorenz @jeff @Frondeur @egirlyuumimain @Economic_Hitman @lnxw37b2 @sun @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating reminder @2600 is on the fedi -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Thursday, 02-Apr-2026 13:57:25 JST
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@egirlyuumimain @p @lain @taylorlorenz @jeff @Frondeur @Economic_Hitman @lnxw37b2 @sun @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating
> the real fedi is the friends we've made along the way -
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@lovell @opencollective STOP USING GITHUB!!! -
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crew quarters suit leak check complete #artemisii -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@anemone wheres the feed again -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@Soy_Magnus @parker @ins0mniak relevant -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 10:43:09 JST
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@Soy_Magnus @parker @ins0mniak apparently my family used to have some newfoundland pennies -- my mom had a coin collection and it had some, but it was sold. i think i may have gotten some of the proceeds (beer money) -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 01:31:54 JST
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@HatkeshiatorTND @alyastay3547 @nigger @Zergling_man > i still don't understand and will never understand json.
ever implemented an xml parser? -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@HatkeshiatorTND @alyastay3547 @nigger @Zergling_man
...because that's what your input is. You can't choose your input, you can only choose your output. You could of course just ignore all the data stored or sent in xml, but some of us were paid explicitly not to do that. #RFC791 -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Apr-2026 01:31:51 JST
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@HatkeshiatorTND @alyastay3547 @nigger @Zergling_man cop out answer.
the hard work of programming is dealing ugly input data you don't like. that's why people are paid to write that code, and why devs who "do it for free" do it for the challenge. Or sometimes...there's a reason that you need to have that data that makes it worth writing.
virtually ALL of the code I wrote as a professional dev / osg ninja was based around dealing with real, physical devices that gave out nonsensical data in formats that weren't lisp, written 'just good enough' to be possible to work. And when we sent our data back to other systems, we often even had to send it back in a very specific xml format(because that's what their devs wanted, due to the libraries they were building on)
obviously if you could re-architect the whole thing lisp/json would better. but we couldn't for a variety of reasons
even getting the systems that we were dealing with that were proprietary to not be proprietary would have been a big win, and we couldn't manage *that* much.
ALL that work has to be done yet. -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@p @lain @taylorlorenz @jeff @Frondeur @egirlyuumimain @Economic_Hitman @lnxw37b2 @sun @Wiz @ceo_of_monoeye_dating ikr? like three quarters of the discussion thread she can't see at this point. -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @p @lain @taylorlorenz @jeff @Frondeur @egirlyuumimain @Economic_Hitman @lnxw37b2 @sun @Wiz
problem exists between @Gargron and @taylorlorenz -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-2026 13:01:11 JST
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating @p @lain @taylorlorenz @jeff @Frondeur @egirlyuumimain @Economic_Hitman @lnxw37b2 @sun @Wiz oh MAN this thread is different between m.s and out here beyond the rainbow curtain. -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@Frondeur @p @lain @taylorlorenz @jeff @egirlyuumimain @lnxw37b2 @sun @Wiz a LONG time. so yeah @Economic_Hitman too. -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@Frondeur
@taylorlorenz should definitely talk to @Wiz and @egirlyuumimain first. Also @sun @p and @lain .
There's a few other oldtimer lurkers around like @lnxw37b2 @jeff @mattl @cwebber @zaitcev
*edit* and @Economic_Hitman -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง (jeffcliff@shitposter.world)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Mar-2026 12:13:07 JST
Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@realcaseyrollins Actually that's a good point
there's no instance bigger than threads, so the people @taylorlorenz should be talking to are @zuck and ...who's that lead threads dev? *edit* oh right @mosseri @mosseri@threads.com -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@realcaseyrollins @taylorlorenz @zuck also, lulz the fact that @mosseri doesn't federate first try -
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Jeff "never listens to women" Cliff, B.Sc. ๐ท ๐ฎ๐ท๐ฑ๐ง๐จ๐ฆ๐งฏ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆ๐ ๐ง
@graf [it's a problem mostly because people have damaged their immune systems with covid ] -
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