Notices by Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-2026 09:05:17 JST
Parker Banks
@f0x Hot Topic is good for more than just alt girls. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-2026 09:05:15 JST
Parker Banks
@f0x Normally I don't buy stuff there, I just treat it like most people treat a trip to the zoo, but my oldest some is disabled and hid a bunch of Code Geass playing cards under his butt, so I had to bring them back and felt obliged this time -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 01-Mar-2026 08:03:22 JST
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I got myself a shirt, a great shirt, the best shirt even. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 28-Feb-2026 12:52:15 JST
Parker Banks
@NotAWeeb -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 28-Feb-2026 01:27:29 JST
Parker Banks
@vii @vitalis Now I know why Mike Tyson was abstinent. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 27-Feb-2026 00:29:40 JST
Parker Banks
>crate and barrel
>everything's packaged in a cardboard box
>they don't even sell barrels -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Thursday, 26-Feb-2026 08:38:52 JST
Parker Banks
@pwm @f0x It's like a 10 foot walk. You can put your cart away fatty. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Thursday, 26-Feb-2026 08:38:51 JST
Parker Banks
@pwm @f0x as long as you're starting a scrap copper delivery service -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2026 07:50:48 JST
Parker Banks
@p The elites don't want you to know this but on a computer, any reality is possible -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2026 05:15:39 JST
Parker Banks
@p Maybe to the common Erlang/Elixer fan. But to me, a master of inspect element, nothing is closed. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 25-Feb-2026 05:07:17 JST
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@p Why is no one selecting the good answer? -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Monday, 23-Feb-2026 15:55:45 JST
Parker Banks
@Goalkeeper It's pretty rough up here. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 22-Feb-2026 04:32:43 JST
Parker Banks
@vii @MK2boogaloo I'm pretty much done with audiobooks anyways. Moving on to more IRL things (seeking outbreak Bigfoots for real footjobs) -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 22-Feb-2026 03:55:36 JST
Parker Banks
@vii Footjob from lady Bigfoot -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 12:39:20 JST
Parker Banks
@w0rm @Cozylifer @Forestofenchantment @NonPlayableClown @Owl @Sternritter-C @Tony @Wiz @dj @ehhh @p @s8n @sensei Thank you, but it doesn't cut the same -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 12:38:45 JST
Parker Banks
@NonPlayableClown @Tony @p @Forestofenchantment @Sternritter-C @dj @s8n @Owl @Cozylifer @Wiz @sensei @ehhh I yearn for peak bot times again. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 11:13:00 JST
Parker Banks
@bajax @Mombi @kirby I don't go to lesbian bars. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 11:12:13 JST
Parker Banks
@awl Yeah, I should have turned the torque down and braced my knee against the other side of the drill, oh well -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 11:12:12 JST
Parker Banks
@f0x @syzygy @Mombi @bajax @kirby Can I get a screenshot or a link or some sort of context? -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 20-Feb-2026 11:12:04 JST
Parker Banks
@Death It's in a cast but it'll be fine in a month or so.