Notices by Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jul-2026 05:18:23 JST
Parker Banks
@vitalis oh, so now I'm a bad person for going to therapy? Why are you gaslighting me? Looks like a classic case of DARVO. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2026 01:00:08 JST
Parker Banks
@pwm @sun @genmaicha I can understand it, so long as we can all accept that yellow fever evaporates in the light of a loving, beautiful White woman (they are real) -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2026 00:53:04 JST
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@pwm @sun @genmaicha Maybe he has a fear boner -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Monday, 06-Jul-2026 23:57:55 JST
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>If it wasn't for America you'd all be speaking German
That's the worst consequence anyone can come up with for WWII? Everyone would know a second language? Thanks, I guess. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:04 JST
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@vriska hey, I just thought it was random demographic shooting time -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:03 JST
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@vriska Also to be clear, my post was inspired more by the importance of always aiming for center mass, not whatever Facebook is up to. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:02 JST
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@vriska neither are knees -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:01 JST
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@vriska yes, I don't actually want to shoot homestuck fans in the face, whether or not they deserve it -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 11:49:38 JST
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@vriska it should be legal to shoot adult homestuck fans, for no particular reason, in the face. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Jun-2026 11:54:36 JST
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@meowski yeah free handing it worked, comically large toothpick achieved -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 12:38:10 JST
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Monday, 22-Jun-2026 11:53:54 JST
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I have a tournament on six days, I have to make middleweight at 6'2", and here I am eating 7 fudgesicles in a sitting. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jun-2026 10:11:34 JST
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@sun You buy Bitcoin, you let it sit for 10 years, 0-button interface. Steve Jobs would be jealous. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Jun-2026 10:11:33 JST
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@sun I mined a bunch of Dogecoin at university when you still could on a laptop. It's long gone though. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 06:59:17 JST
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I'm feeling it. But it's got great mileage -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jun-2026 06:58:10 JST
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I've gone from having a '76 LeMans to driving a hybrid. How far I have fallen. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Thursday, 11-Jun-2026 01:26:35 JST
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Thank you Microsoft, very cool! -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jun-2026 08:56:13 JST
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Done all my window trim. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 13:23:11 JST
Parker Banks
@mischievoustomato @LukeAlmighty @Mr_NutterButter @adequate @mushroom_soup @subnetter Wanting older men means wanting men who like younger women. Super icky -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Jun-2026 13:14:52 JST
Parker Banks
@mushroom_soup @LukeAlmighty @Mr_NutterButter @adequate @subnetter He's 50 years old you sick gerontophile fuck