Notices by Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Aug-2026 09:44:37 JST
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Cell phones aren't technology since cell phone use is inversely correlated with technological literacy -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 01:16:04 JST
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I am a big fan of the GPL -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 09-Aug-2026 00:46:16 JST
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Finally the perfect GUI -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 01-Aug-2026 07:11:48 JST
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@f0x @pwm I am become [BANANA BREAD] destroyer of [OVERRIPE BANANAS] -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jul-2026 03:56:17 JST
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And there it goes -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Thursday, 30-Jul-2026 03:49:52 JST
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Lol someone's trolling. Saw the pfp change in real time. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Jul-2026 11:27:29 JST
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I've finally arrived at doing framing in flip flops. I've made it -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 26-Jul-2026 00:28:39 JST
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@vii have you never done it with a strawberry long john? -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 03:29:11 JST
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@pwm @Death Well, not entirely draining, I did spend a while yesterday ranting about embodied cognition to her -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Sunday, 19-Jul-2026 03:28:10 JST
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@Death well I've also been going on a few dates so I can already feel the tism draining from my body -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jul-2026 22:18:18 JST
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@Death It's too late, you like the post.
Also I was on vacation on Vancouver Island for a couple weeks, so I fell off for a bit. In a good way. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Saturday, 18-Jul-2026 04:56:37 JST
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Tolkien is generally okay with gooning to elves. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Jul-2026 05:18:23 JST
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@vitalis oh, so now I'm a bad person for going to therapy? Why are you gaslighting me? Looks like a classic case of DARVO. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2026 01:00:08 JST
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@pwm @sun @genmaicha I can understand it, so long as we can all accept that yellow fever evaporates in the light of a loving, beautiful White woman (they are real) -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Tuesday, 07-Jul-2026 00:53:04 JST
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@pwm @sun @genmaicha Maybe he has a fear boner -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Monday, 06-Jul-2026 23:57:55 JST
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>If it wasn't for America you'd all be speaking German
That's the worst consequence anyone can come up with for WWII? Everyone would know a second language? Thanks, I guess. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:04 JST
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@vriska hey, I just thought it was random demographic shooting time -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:03 JST
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@vriska Also to be clear, my post was inspired more by the importance of always aiming for center mass, not whatever Facebook is up to. -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:02 JST
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@vriska neither are knees -
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Parker Banks (parker@dsmc.space)'s status on Friday, 26-Jun-2026 13:06:01 JST
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@vriska yes, I don't actually want to shoot homestuck fans in the face, whether or not they deserve it