Notices by rubberducky (rubberducky@noauthority.social)

@PNS

Who wore it better?

@PNS Backups = n-1

@PNS

I'm posting it again

@PNS 🎶 I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all 🎶

@PNS Shaking hands with danger *guitar riff*

You only need to see one video of a chef being pulled into a commercial mixer.

@PNS Andrea Yates

@PNS

(Donkey)

@ZeroSum06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LR9N3NOutaQ

@PNS

Caught this specimen the other day. So many ducks kept as 'prizes' by drivers of this brand. They'll be the first to go when we rise up.

@PNS

But... what if it -is- retarded?

@PNS

"GoFundMe prohibits fundraisers for the legal defense of individuals formally charged with violent crimes, financial crimes, or sex crimes. The platform’s Terms of Service explicitly ban campaigns supporting the defense of alleged murder, robbery, assault, battery, money laundering, and crimes against minors."

Except when it decides not to or ignores that money is fungible.

@PNS "Problem glasses"

Signaling theory, ingroup indicators, etc

@PNS

2000 kcal of tomatoes is roughly 35 lbs - 50 to 65 medium tomatoes

2000 kcal of Kraft Mac & cheese (you slaves better get used to it) is 5.5-6 servings or ~2qt.

She didn't achieve caloric surplus eating tomatoes.

@PNS You didn't think North American humans would have a vote or vigorous debate before instituting a social credit score did you?

@PNS

Looks like they're trying to appropriate the absolute swagger common to birds

@Metalglasses @Murray_N @PNS https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-woman-drowns-dog-denied-boarding-flight/64238962

Need to figure out what makes people like this tick.

@PNS

That sandwich is an affront

@PNS

>giving human men a map

@PNS Can't park there

@PNS

Tell them that if they're such poor sweats that they can't craft that 'gray loot' into at least blue or purple then they need to clean their room, take a shower, pick a top tier to emulate and git gud.