Notices by rubberducky (rubberducky@noauthority.social)

@ZeroSum06

@ILoveAmericaNews

The only people who didn't already know this won't be shown this by their preferred 'news' vendors.

@ILoveAmericaNews

>tens of millions

The total population of Haiti is 11.8 million

@radraccoon @ILoveAmericaNews

Many moons ago, around my second molt I was in the cafeteria pondering getting a newspaper with my breakfast. The helpful government employee behind me instructed me that, 'this one is all the news that's fit to print, and that one is a pack of partisan bullshit.'

To suggest that they are apolitical is to imply that they are made from finer clay.

@ZeroSum06 From a 1970's movie villain looking mfer to a turn of the century movie villain.

@ILoveAmericaNews

>implying implications

@ZeroSum06 Everything is for sale, but some things have never had a price discovered.

@PNS

This was a meme on Reddit of all places.

https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/1e8xya0/harris_aint_so_bad/

"Oakland Kam"

@ILoveAmericaNews The room on the right smells like lemon pledge and Marlboros

@ILoveAmericaNews When the billionaires turn on the millionaires you're gonna see some shit.

@klaatu @Salaru

>implying implications

@Salaru

Get out of the robot, Shinji

@ZeroSum06 Yes.

Let's check on the response to those fires...

@ILoveAmericaNews >Is it worth the risk

Maintenance left unscheduled will schedule itself.

@ILoveAmericaNews Who among us would not attend geriatric Congressional fight club?

@MountainJay @Wyliesau

>implying I'm going to forget how tyrannical they choose to be when they were extended a tiny bit of power

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@inscius Humans underestimate how much you can do with amateur nouns. Have any of you ever even asked a duck's name? Of course not.

@mk @Nudhul @PNS No (yes-ish), no, yes