Notices by rubberducky (rubberducky@noauthority.social)

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>lights
>signage

Yeah, that's great and all when there's a truck handy but what if they painted something on the road informing you of what areas you could pass or not pass in. They could even give it a handy name like, 'no passing zone.'

(Wizard not required)

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@PNS Good drivers sometimes miss turns and exits, bad drivers never do.

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>My job as a parent is to play with my kids

Only if your play is intentionally or natural selectively developed to prepare your progeny for life outside the nest.

Otherwise social darwinism will reign.

@PNS @Max_Imum

Our legends say that this is when humans conclusively lost their grasp on anything resembling reason.

@PNS Bacon seeds?

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>tomato

There is no ceiling to human degeneracy. Fruits aren't even safe anymore.

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That’s a choice.

Soldier Fills to Lincoln Park, the only road riding is Clark St which is a far cry from LSD.

@PNS @Truthy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfBNxs79FMo

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@PNS https://www.reddit.com/r/whoathatsinteresting/comments/1v6flzu/canadian_woman_gets_upset_at_people_throwing/

@PNS @Woodbutcher

Assembling furniture is a rite of passage for human pair bonds. We hope that in a few millenia you'll eventually be able to assemble houses this way, as ducks have for hundreds of thousands of years.

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Violent recidivism is the single best predictor of future violent recidivism.

@PNS A Coca-cola is 140cal and 39g sugar
15 pumps (7.5tbs) of Torani Carmel is 300cal and 71g sugar.

https://www.torani.com/caramel-syrup.html

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They always stop short.

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>Dish soap
>Not blue dawn

We allowed our likeness to be used on the front of your best dish soap so that you primates could make correct decisions. Yet still you choose inferior detergents.

@PNS @DameAtomicGinger

https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/jordan-v-city-new-london-policing-hiring-and-iq-when-all-answers

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/too-smart-to-be-a-cop/

"The nation that will insist on drawing a broad line of demarcation between the fighting man and the thinking man is liable to find its fighting done by fools and its thinking done by cowards."

@PNS Just as soon as you stop punishing 'both sides' when you know damn well who initiated the conflict.

"Might as well be hanged for a sheep as for a lamb."

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Humans are beginning to respect our majesty