Notices by rubberducky (rubberducky@noauthority.social), page 2

@GluedToTheScreen That one has a highway and the other a stairway speaks to the expected traffic numbers.

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>her Lincoln MKZ

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There was an actual cross burning in Chicago and it was an Asian leftist.

@PNS When you're so far out over your skiis that the people with aposematic hair are calling foul

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She didn't get to the 'parasite' argument but that one's a non-starter because the defining characteristic of parasitism is that it reduces reproductive fitness.

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Consider the following:
The left wants to ban guns because this is how the left conceives of guns.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovsVU6mktOw&t=1m55s

@PNS Now I know that if I 'lose' something that has a tracker, I just need to identify as a Lululemon store to get the cops to knock on a door.

@PNS https://www.caranddriver.com/hyundai/elantra-n

1 of 200 is probably a dealership lie.

@PNS Alexa, what does 'WIC' stand for?

Alexa, what's the deadline in Georgia's safe haven law?

@PNS They're doing the Norm Macdonald joke

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@PNS @DaddyO @DrFell I vote differently when I know my vote won't be counted until a week later. - Californians

@PNS These events forced them to create a YouTube account. That video has the worst ratio of any known YouTube video.

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Police priorities test
Level: impossible (100% failure rate)
You approach the scene of a dispute. A man, surrounded by his family says he is the victim of hurty words spoken by another man, who is on the ground. The man on the ground claims to have been stabbed.

Do you:
a) handcuff the subdued man, drag him across gravel and ignore his pleas until he becomes completely unresponsive
or
b) literally anything else

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"protecting vulnerable persons from being induced, in moments of weakness, to end their lives"
https://www.justice.gc.ca/eng/rp-pr/other-autre/adra-amsr/p2.html

"The request must be voluntary."
[and]
"The request must be fully informed."
https://www.ourcommons.ca/documentviewer/en/44-1/house/sitting-281/hansard

"the person must reconfirm their desire to receive medical assistance in dying immediately before receiving it."
https://www.ourcommons.ca/documentviewer/en/44-1/house/sitting-281/hansard?

Anyone with fingerprints on this should be first in line for nonvoluntary sudoku.

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Even if Miracle Max could deliver the state such a windfall, and even if it were completed without negative consequences, what's their plan for year 6?

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The western educational system is in such a horrendous state that this argument is even possible

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Many such cases
https://thehill.com/changing-america/enrichment/education/578752-school-board-meeting-explodes-over-accusations-of/

https://wjla.com/features/i-team/loudoun-county-public-school-parents-called-domestic-terrorists-scott-smith-sex-assault-victim-father-wants-apology

https://wjla.com/news/local/glenn-youngkin-loudoun-county-sexual-assault-school-jason-miyares-grand-jury-investigation-cover-up-virginia-education-school-board-scott-ziegler

@PNS https://www.canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/healthy-living/your-health/lifestyles/obesity.html