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Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car when they get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 70km/h in a 50km/h zone." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
#physics #dadjoke

@JugglingWithEggs had the nazis occupied Amsterdam? I didn’t realise they went into the Low Countries as well as east and southwest…

@timnitGebru unfortunately the people screaming weren’t enough or in the right places for many people to hear until it became obvious.

@cstross they better get it out as fast, and as cheap, as possible instead of just being another vapourware drug

@jeremy_pm @ArrestJK

Announcing the birth of our son, Kyrian Noah Neal Te Ariki Kaitoa Hulse, born 11/11, at just a tad after 11pm!

Via @richardhulse

@JoeRess brother printers are great. Epsons, on the other hand…

@phil_stevens official information act request?

@phil_stevens @SimonCHulse how do you even do one?

@GayDeceiver @RickiTarr he did accidentally create their own archenemy in Ultron.

@RickiTarr @GayDeceiver either that or the villain uses the same technology from the megacorp that gave the superhero their power in the first place. Why is it always megacorps led by Elon Musk/Jeff Bezos types that create heroes? And why is the Musk/Bezos type always jealous and becomes the bad guy? That’s a trope at this point.

E.g.:
Ant Man vs Darren Cross
Iron Man vs Obadiah Stane
Spider-Man vs Green Goblin AND Doc Ock