Notices by 食 Shoku the Umbreon (themnwolf@furry.engineer)

@RikerGoogling that model was recalled after warp cores were spontaneously detonating at higher-than-acceptable levels.

I still need to get some weapon racks in to hold the practice weapons and whatnot, but I'm pretty happy with my dojo build. #valheim #valheimbuilds

@soatok or a hated rival in the same circumstances.

@soatok Corgi is so cute. And smol.

@soatok 💯

@soatok sadly, there is a large gap between those willing to spit roast me and those I am willing to be spit roasted by.

@georgetakei How about masks off, guns off, badge off, f#@& off...

@rpgwaiter @elly when I worked at Sprint and we used celebrite to transfer data to new phones, we had maybe a 15% success rate (most times we could get a partial transfer at least). It doesn't surprise me that they aren't doing anything custom, because their custom stuff never worked.

@StefanThinks Wi-Fi is short for Wigh Figh

@selzero @Nonya_Bidniss sadly, an inside source tells me that the administration, and some of target's suppliers, were coercing them into cooperation. I'm told they literally had no choice, they expected exactly this to happen, and their efforts to find a way out of the demands never bore fruit.

@georgetakei THAT is the actual slogan they're going with? Jesus effing Christ, this is what it has come to.

@fesshole In the US, only milk is required to have an expiration date printed on it. All other "best by" dates are nothing more than a guess about how long it will take for the food to be of optimal quality. An example of this is canned pasta, which slowly absorbs the liquid over time causing the sauce to become thicker and the noodles to become mushier. Still perfectly safe to eat, just less pleasant to do so.

More adventures in donating plasma. Today, I managed to clog the blood filter. The technician had to come over and keep tapping it with a pen to keep the blood flowing through it. My donation ended up taking an extra half hour. By the time they got me out of there, they had already turned off most of the lights.

I misread a furry dating ad as "free beans in your area" and I'm disappointed to realize it actually said bears. The image was them waving in fursuit, so I thought they were talking about those beans 💔

Finally got around to sleeving my copy of Nemesis lockdown. Despite the fact that the last time we played we were mixing cards and parts from four different boxes, I ended up missing no cards and only having one extra.

Sexy French charcoal.

#cvg2025 Masquerade live in 30 minutes, and I can tell you from technical rehearsal, there are many excellent entries this year!

https://www.youtube.com/live/uNL3DEUKX24?si=meXKAc8QB-J7d-Ww

In D&D, anything is possible including a friendly mimic. #cvg2025

Opening ceremonies is live!

https://www.youtube.com/live/5Py3Owa8yt4?si=TOkMqfNQPoMuliCO

#cvg2025

So you know that package of mine that's been stuck in customs for over a month? Yeah well I've been at the convention for all of about 3 hours and they just delivered it. Buddy of mine is going to grab it on his way to the convention since he got a slow start to the day. I did not tell him that it contains.... Let's call it a silicon adult novelty product. Which is the real reason I don't want it sitting out for 4 days in 100° weather. I mean it's probably not good for the sealed bearings either.