Notices by 食 Shoku the MN Wolf (themnwolf@furry.engineer)

@StefanThinks Wi-Fi is short for Wigh Figh

@selzero @Nonya_Bidniss sadly, an inside source tells me that the administration, and some of target's suppliers, were coercing them into cooperation. I'm told they literally had no choice, they expected exactly this to happen, and their efforts to find a way out of the demands never bore fruit.

@georgetakei THAT is the actual slogan they're going with? Jesus effing Christ, this is what it has come to.

@fesshole In the US, only milk is required to have an expiration date printed on it. All other "best by" dates are nothing more than a guess about how long it will take for the food to be of optimal quality. An example of this is canned pasta, which slowly absorbs the liquid over time causing the sauce to become thicker and the noodles to become mushier. Still perfectly safe to eat, just less pleasant to do so.

More adventures in donating plasma. Today, I managed to clog the blood filter. The technician had to come over and keep tapping it with a pen to keep the blood flowing through it. My donation ended up taking an extra half hour. By the time they got me out of there, they had already turned off most of the lights.

I misread a furry dating ad as "free beans in your area" and I'm disappointed to realize it actually said bears. The image was them waving in fursuit, so I thought they were talking about those beans 💔

Finally got around to sleeving my copy of Nemesis lockdown. Despite the fact that the last time we played we were mixing cards and parts from four different boxes, I ended up missing no cards and only having one extra.

Sexy French charcoal.

#cvg2025 Masquerade live in 30 minutes, and I can tell you from technical rehearsal, there are many excellent entries this year!

https://www.youtube.com/live/uNL3DEUKX24?si=meXKAc8QB-J7d-Ww

In D&D, anything is possible including a friendly mimic. #cvg2025

Opening ceremonies is live!

https://www.youtube.com/live/5Py3Owa8yt4?si=TOkMqfNQPoMuliCO

#cvg2025

So you know that package of mine that's been stuck in customs for over a month? Yeah well I've been at the convention for all of about 3 hours and they just delivered it. Buddy of mine is going to grab it on his way to the convention since he got a slow start to the day. I did not tell him that it contains.... Let's call it a silicon adult novelty product. Which is the real reason I don't want it sitting out for 4 days in 100° weather. I mean it's probably not good for the sealed bearings either.

@RamenCatholic I used to be an MLP fan, until I met other MLP fans. I'm honestly not sure which one of those is more aggressive.

@StarkRG @selzero technically the turtle van and the turtle blimp were also made out of junk that Donatello MacGyvered together.

@crk5 the 5th word can't be "air" because "i" was already played.

@selzero The sword is just as mighty as the pen, if a little messier to write with.

@selzero

It's time to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all out of ass.

@SmudgeTheInsultCat This legitimately got a spit take out of me when I read the last line xD

Does anyone (not Duolingo) have a language app (not Duolingo) that they recco(not Duolingo)mend for learning (not Duolingo) Japanese?

I would like to visit Japan someday, and I would like to be able to converse and read.