Notices by crkⓋ (crk5@layer8.space)

via arcadebroke

not to put too fine a point on it..

In many places it is illegal to play Yahtzee with a squirrel...

If the Orange Hitler drops of a stroke or something while at the Vatican tomorrow, I’ll start going to church again

BREAKING: The Vatican has made a bold choice

wait, wait.. if jesus died for my sins that means he's both a time traveller AND a stalker/ pervert?

So adding 4GB RAM is $32.12 and adding 8GB is $79.40 okay cool cool

I'm headed for my mountain home..
where ALL THE LADY'S NAMES ARE DOW JOANS!

Trump said that the United States and Italy have been allies since the time of Ancient Rome. The translator's reaction is priceless!

American "Christianity" right now..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTnXy23yXgU

The resemblance is uncanny!!

Clive Palmer's Trumpet Of Patriots Party is offering free University Education, which might win them a few votes.. #auspol #ausvotes

The Pentagon fired 6,000 USDA workers.
Elon Musk called it “cleaning house.”
Turns out it was illegal.
They just rehired all 6,000 with full back pay.
Translation:
Musk accidentally gave them a paid vacation with taxpayer money.
This isn’t efficiency.
It’s elite-level stupidity dressed up as power.

"The universe is vast and awesome.
For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love." - Carl Sagan

[the-photograph]

Nana are you okay
Are you okay
Are you okay, Nanny?

The government deploys manual workers to collect highway tolls.. [AsithaRT]

Straya! #pizza #cockatoo

“What about the orange clown your majesty?”
King Charles- Make it look like an accident.