Notices by Andres S (andres4ny@social.ridetrans.it)

@skinnylatte *digging out swim trunks from the closet*
Challenge accepted!

@meganL @skinnylatte Yeah, it was the same when I was a kid in various places on the east coast.

"I'm going to electrocute the bastards"

*burns power line*

*power to the entire town drops out*

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Cirque du Soleil

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"Oh hello officer I'm just pouring lithium arsenic into the sewer"

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oh my god yes.

*entire town explodes*

sickos.png

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rapey mullet guy living up to the mullet stereotype

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*Lit af driving music continues*

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"son of a bitch. they closed the entrance without marking it on the map!"

Look I've done enough work with local government to know that their shit is *never* accurate. You've gotta actually *verify* street trees, sewer lines, pretty much anything from the various utility and planning depts
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budget Meg Ryan was taking little mid-day fiesta siesta

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lmao "the damned thing bit me!"

that scene alone.. #monsterdon

Alright, back to my 3-foot-long pipette. Science! #monsterdon

#monsterdon *knocks on door* "scuse me, do you know that your front light is on the fritz?"

lol https://hachyderm.io/@aburka/114492279054900756

That basement bar will be filled with carpenter ants in 40 years. Ask me how I know!

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Halfway through the movie (and I've lost count, but maybe 6 deaths in?) and someone finally recommends salt?

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*billy joel comes out*

"a bottle of white.. a bottle of red..."

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Okay , city nerd here.. I'm going to need more sanitation system deets.

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So like the worms are baby mutant slugs?

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So, uh, I joked earlier but this is actually Slugs The Musical. The driving soundtrack is amazing!

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