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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 07:18:14 JST Benzene @calicocrack @kirby @Bad_Banner THE PAIN -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 07:15:22 JST Benzene @Bad_Banner @db The graphic designer's portfolio -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Thursday, 19-Sep-2024 07:13:29 JST Benzene @kirby @Bad_Banner Somewhere there's a very bitter graphic designer who had a brilliant logo idea that was rejected quietly sobbing into a glass of bottom shelf whiskey. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:54 JST Benzene @King_Noticer @Dudebro @SaltWraith @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn we got mr. indian milk over here -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:53 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn >Many historical references suggest that anasyrma had dramatic or supernatural effect—positive or negative. Pliny the Elder wrote that a menstruating woman who uncovers her body can scare away hailstorms, whirlwinds and lightning. If she strips naked and walks around a field of wheat, caterpillars, worms and beetles fall off the heads. Even when not menstruating, she can lull a storm out at sea by stripping.
>According to folklore, women lifted their skirts to chase off enemies in Ireland and China. A story from The Irish Times (September 23, 1977) reported a potentially violent incident involving several men, which was averted by a woman exposing her genitals to the attackers. According to Balkan folklore, when it rained too much, women would run into the fields and lift their skirts to scare the gods and end the rain.
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:53 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Cursed fact: in various european regions women used to bless crops by hiking up their skirts and flashing their pussy to the crops.
I can't explain it but I'm also not going to stop it if it comes back. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:52 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn It's at least worth a try. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:51 JST Benzene @feralphilosophernc @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Rose @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I'm ESL, so I thought "teabagging" and "sandbagging" were the same thing.
That was an awkward moment when I learned they weren't. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:51 JST Benzene @feralphilosophernc @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Rose @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I grew up in a flood-prone region, when you've tried everything else, you might as well start throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:49 JST Benzene @DEERBLOOD @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I still honestly believe the world would be a better place where you could clock out as soon as you get your shit done. Why wouldn't you reward an employee that gets their shit done quickly, properly, and efficiently? -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:48 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I start at 0900 EST, finish work around 1000~1230, but have to remain online until 1730 EST. I've finished an entire days work in a few hours. But you're going to punish me by making me wait around? Now I'm just going to drag it out for all 8hrs. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:04:00 JST Benzene @SaltWraith @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:55 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn That's an oddly specific percentage are you okay? -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:54:33 JST Benzene @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I was having a good afternoon until you posted this. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:42:13 JST Benzene @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn >not orc women
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:42:12 JST Benzene @SaltWraith @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn At least with monstergirls the monster is on the outside. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:42:11 JST Benzene @King_Noticer @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Women are lucky we haven't discovered alien lifeforms, otherwise it would go exactly the way you think it is.
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:42:10 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn They fear losing their power and becoming functionally obsolete. -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:42:07 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I've seen a disturbing amount of husbands be absolute assholes to their wives and it makes my skin crawl. Saw it all the time as a waiter.
"What can I ge—"
"She'll have a water. She's on a diet" (keep in mind, his wife was already rail thin) -
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Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:42:06 JST Benzene @Dudebro @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I can see her collarbones through her dress, my guy; I think she'll be fine if she has a glass of wine. Also people are disturbingly okay with having arguments in public.