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?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:42:31 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
My wife and I don't fight. We fuck it out. The kids can't watch obviously, so their future relationships are fucked... or not. 😏

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  ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:48:02 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
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  > Look.... we're going to have sex eventually anyway.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:48:03 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @Humpleupagus @feralphilosophernc @Dudebro @Rose @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @benzene @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Next time my gf and I have an argument I'll just say "can't we have sex about this instead?"
  
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  Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:48:03 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
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  - anime graf mays ?️?
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  Same, tbh...
  
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  Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:49:54 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
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  If You're gonna be shouting anyway... 😏
  
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  ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:49:54 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
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  >You're already angry, so how could sticking my dick in you make this any worse?
  
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  ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:53:18 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
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  Every man thinks that until their wife buys a strap on. 😭
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:53:19 JST Dudebro
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  He isnt wrong anyways martial rape doesnt exist
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 05:54:33 JST Benzene
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  @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I was having a good afternoon until you posted this.
  
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  ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:54 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
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  Her mom was a 8% cream catcher.
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:55 JST Benzene
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn That's an oddly specific percentage are you okay?
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:55 JST Dudebro
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  She did a blood test because her mom turned out to be a whore.
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:56 JST Dudebro
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  My wife is like 8% feather if that makes me one.
  
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  SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:57 JST SaltWraith
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  @Dudebro @King_Noticer @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @benzene @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn ...how is this different from the yellow fever bleachers bleachers bleachers poasting?
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:57 JST Dudebro
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  None if they like to fuck insects its not my problem.
  
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  SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:57 JST SaltWraith
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @benzene @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn oh you're not actually one of the bleacher men? bless.
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:58 JST Dudebro
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  You like gobbos, women spics are goblinas. You are welcome to my TED talk.
  
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  King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:59 JST King_Noticer
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  @benzene @SaltWraith @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn The mexicans working the mcflurry machine need to know the truth man
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:59 JST Dudebro
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  I wonder the percentage of mexicans that like pegging they are so effeminate.
  
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  King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:03:59 JST King_Noticer
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @SaltWraith @benzene @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I don't want to think about that
  
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  SaltWraith (saltwraith@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:04:00 JST SaltWraith
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @benzene @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn this is true. I'm the chaplain of this instance, the moral pillar and even I'm saying that if you let it happen, god just didn't think you were worth his grace.
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:04:00 JST Benzene
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  @SaltWraith @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Sir this is a mcdonalds drive thru
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 06:04:01 JST Dudebro
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  If your wife overpowers you with a strapon its your fault for becoming a bitcb
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:47 JST Dudebro
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  If I did work from home I would plow through it and slowly submit it all day while fucking off too.
  
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  ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:47 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??
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  If you worked from home, I plough you until you slowly submit. 😏
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:48 JST Dudebro
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  Bullshit jobs, its a remnant from the soviet union that infected America. Its a book and people summarize it on youtube.
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:48 JST Benzene
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I start at 0900 EST, finish work around 1000~1230, but have to remain online until 1730 EST. I've finished an entire days work in a few hours. But you're going to punish me by making me wait around? Now I'm just going to drag it out for all 8hrs.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:49 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @benzene @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Honestly I fucked off a little too much today and I left 30 mins early with some work still needing done so I did what all good bosses do
  
  I called one of my direct reports after I left and told him to do it
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:49 JST Benzene
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  @DEERBLOOD @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I still honestly believe the world would be a better place where you could clock out as soon as you get your shit done. Why wouldn't you reward an employee that gets their shit done quickly, properly, and efficiently?
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:50 JST Dudebro
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  New slang for being a lazy fuck just dropped
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:51 JST Benzene
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  @feralphilosophernc @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Rose @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I grew up in a flood-prone region, when you've tried everything else, you might as well start throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks.
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:51 JST Benzene
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  @feralphilosophernc @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Rose @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I'm ESL, so I thought "teabagging" and "sandbagging" were the same thing.
  
  That was an awkward moment when I learned they weren't.
  
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  M. Night Charlemayne (deerblood@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:51 JST M. Night Charlemayne
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  @benzene @feralphilosophernc @Humpleupagus @Dudebro @Rose @jb @matty @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Ive been teabagging it at work all day
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:52 JST Dudebro
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  Mensuration shops hailstorms
  :take_notes:
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:52 JST Benzene
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn It's at least worth a try.
  
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  Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse (feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:52 JST Your Loud, Obnoxious Skunkle Jesse
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  I see no harm in at least testing it
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:53 JST Benzene
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn Cursed fact: in various european regions women used to bless crops by hiking up their skirts and flashing their pussy to the crops.
  I can't explain it but I'm also not going to stop it if it comes back.
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:53 JST Benzene
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  @Dudebro @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @King_Noticer @SaltWraith @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn >Many historical references suggest that anasyrma had dramatic or supernatural effect—positive or negative. Pliny the Elder wrote that a menstruating woman who uncovers her body can scare away hailstorms, whirlwinds and lightning. If she strips naked and walks around a field of wheat, caterpillars, worms and beetles fall off the heads. Even when not menstruating, she can lull a storm out at sea by stripping.
  >According to folklore, women lifted their skirts to chase off enemies in Ireland and China. A story from The Irish Times (September 23, 1977) reported a potentially violent incident involving several men, which was averted by a woman exposing her genitals to the attackers. According to Balkan folklore, when it rained too much, women would run into the fields and lift their skirts to scare the gods and end the rain.
  
  I'm 100% serious.
  
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  Benzene (benzene@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:54 JST Benzene
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  @King_Noticer @Dudebro @SaltWraith @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn we got mr. indian milk over here
  
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  Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:54 JST Dudebro
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  Nigger can grow corn by just dancing
  
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  King_Noticer (king_noticer@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 11-May-2024 08:25:55 JST King_Noticer
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  @Dudebro @SaltWraith @Humpleupagus @Rose @feralphilosophernc @jb @matty @DEERBLOOD @benzene @epictittus @graf @peepeepoopoocahcah1 @thefinn I feel a little better about my 1 or 2 percent feather if 8 percent is acceptable :chino_dead:
  
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