@scathach@nemesis@mischievoustomato@pettanko hate to break it to you but you access the internet via NSA backdoored routers using an NSA designed encryption, it doesn’t matter what device you connect with
@pettanko@nemesis@scathach@mischievoustomato I have an oracle in my pocket that can give me any information humanity has ever put to paper, the fact that you misuse it to jack off to children or play bejeweled or whatever is on you
@skylar@icare4america@cjd@BowsacNoodle what kind of goofy ass car illiterate wants to crank their starter motor at every fucking stop sign and pay for deep cycle batteries
@KK954@matty that’s what happens with shitbags, they start on big instances, get banned, move to smaller instances, get banned, and then end up on an instance where the admin is just as shitty (see: the former seal.cafe, baraag) or hasn’t logged on in months
@HonkHonkBoom@BowsacNoodle@PraxisOfEvil@white_male 300% keyboard has dedicated buttons for all ctrl+keys, super keys, or alt keys 400%, 500% etc then 2 level chord keys (all ctrl+alt keys for example)
@HonkHonkBoom@BowsacNoodle@PraxisOfEvil@white_male fuck it boys we're building bigger than 100% keyboards 120%: all the shift key special characters have their own key (<>?:"{}|_+) 140%: All the shift key special characters on the number row also have their own key 200%: no shift key, all capital letters have their own dedicated key
@HonkHonkBoom@BowsacNoodle@PraxisOfEvil@white_male I hate wasting space on keys I don’t use 90% of the time. I’d rather hit fn + 1 once a week than have the F1 key being obese on my desk the other 167 hours and 59 minutes