Notices by sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch), page 2
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Tuesday, 13-Jan-2026 00:42:48 JST
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Those poor kids -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:02:59 JST
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@Dudebro @GreatFediPosts @Wiz my buddy’s wife dragged him into the supply closet the day their shared shit retail job closed down and sucked his whole face off and he had the nerve to ask me if I thought she was into him -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 20:02:26 JST
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@Dudebro @GreatFediPosts @Wiz pretty sure I remember turning down a girls invite to put my hands in her pockets when I implied they were cold, but my brain is actively suppressing the memory as I search for it -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 14:44:35 JST
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@prettygood @mirq I post almost exclusively from it, my keyboard has been freezing a little lately but I think that’s an iOS issue not pleromer, it comes and goes -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 14:39:13 JST
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@prettygood @Junes drunk girls do love somethin to suck on -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 14:26:32 JST
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Remember friends: the best sex of your life is the sex you just had, followed closely by that one time you’ll never get back -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 14:23:24 JST
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Best part about making goy noodles is you can also make a nice cup of tea with the leftover kettle water -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 14:23:22 JST
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@Dudebro you don’t have to give it an extra minute, hot on the cooler is plenty. I’ve made more than my share of office ramen -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 14:23:21 JST
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@Dudebro the only trick is to only add the powder after your noodles are somewhat soft, something in the powder retards their water absorption I swear -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 14:23:20 JST
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@Dudebro there have been nights where my drunk ass passed out with noods in water and you wake up and they’re 90 feet thick and then you separately pass out halfway through a finished bowl and you wake up and it’s just cold and kinda soggy
Both were low points for sure -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 13:27:09 JST
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@matty @Dudebro @tyler bro log off your moms taking us to hot topic -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 13:27:08 JST
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@matty @Dudebro @tyler snapbacks were preppy you fuckin poser (emo girl pussy was worth knowing all this stupid shit trust me) -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 13:27:06 JST
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@tyler @Dudebro @matty @GrungeQueef me: bro I was in college that year
Pet zoomer: bro I was 3 that year -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 12:14:01 JST
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@petzoomer don’t worry I didn’t just for you bb -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 08:02:47 JST
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@AGARTHA_NOBLE @Hoss @DrRyanSkelton @EdBoatConnoisseur -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 03:45:47 JST
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@matty @Red-Potato I thought that was why He made women -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 02:08:22 JST
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@prettygood fromunda -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 02:07:30 JST
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@AGARTHA_NOBLE @prettygood anything for my shortstack -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 02:04:52 JST
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@AGARTHA_NOBLE @prettygood 75 and sunny in the Carolinas today -
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sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Sunday, 11-Jan-2026 01:31:57 JST
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@prettygood it’s pet zoomers birthday weekend so we’re going to the beach