Notices by ames (amelia@misskey.bubbletea.dev)

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

NOBODY WANTS TO BE A HENCHMAN NO MORE

RE: https://lizards.live/users/vriska/statuses/113846682641906107

@shibao dont encourage me i can abuse this power (<3<3)

@shibao i have no idea why you let me have that shirt it looks SO good on you <3

the pre-cryes era (2023, early 2024)

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/a3285bj7y7

@shibao when I say kablooey this is the imagery I'm trying to evoke

rip bozo

RE: https://misskey.bubbletea.dev/notes/a2v0zt0bxk

n ah, id win

RE: https://shitposter.world/objects/c3c50b15-3feb-492d-bf39-021c9d43a6b8

comedy movie where a company's servers are compromised and the attackers decide to sabotage them by replacing /dev/random's output with random garbage from a 135M LLM

turns out if you nonstop abuse your body by wrenching on your car in abhorrent positions, training like a maniac (with unhealthy amounts of tension), and getting 4 hours of sleep for months, you damage ALL of your joints and cant do anything until they heal -_-

30 second reboot on some of my fedora servers (using clevis and a TANG server for LUKS) pleases me greatly. and the containers come up about 15 seconds later

@vivi incredible opportunity to rename yourself to vivim or neovivi here

be real chat is this enough stuffies

Dracula flow voice

BROUGHT THE OPPS TO OKINAWA. SLID THE BLOCK WITH A NAMBU LIKE IT WAS '43.

@shibao gonna start wearing my shock watch again -_-

@shibao and then I was looking for my wallet and it turns out I left it at the front counter and then we both tried to pay (one after another) and failed and then before I could try again she succeeded at paying and I just looked at the counter guy like 0_0

HER THIGHS IN THOSE STUPID JEANS :chiyothumbsup:

this woman is so beautiful when she's sleeping in my bed I can hardly handle it

deciding to become Jenny Glock (johnny glocks evil twin sister) by cutting off the trigger guard and installing a paintball trigger instead of meticulously choosing different glock parts SKUs and lovingly finishing them

for every crazy guy with an angle grinder there's an even more dangerous girl with an oscillating multitool

apparently my massages are pillow-drool worthy :smugcat: