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   prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:27:56 JST prettygood
   Some considerably wifeless behavior on the timeline tonight.
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:30:19 JST sapphire

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     @prettygood noooooooo you need a piece of paper from the local unelected official to love your wife bro nooooooooo
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:30:40 JST prettygood

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     • sapphire
     @sapphire spoiler, I'm not legally married. I've just been saying 'wife' for 18 years because I don't really care for the government or the church's opinion of my relationship.
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:32:16 JST sapphire

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     @prettygood I made my promises to the appropriate people, I don’t need a government I hate to approve it too
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:33:58 JST prettygood

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     • sapphire
     @Paradox @sapphire that's been off the books in every state I've lived in so
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     Willow Brook 💜 (paradox@raru.re)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:34:01 JST Willow Brook 💜

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     @prettygood @sapphire

     By common law, you are, and that's all that matters.
     I'll probably be the same.

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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:34:40 JST sapphire

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     • Willow Brook 💜
     @Paradox @prettygood depends on the state actually
     
     We’ll eventually get the paper more than likely because the benefits outweigh the potential benefits of welfare fraud when we have kids
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:35:19 JST prettygood

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     • sapphire
     @sapphire @Paradox I'm probably going to get a paper at some point too because its easier than screwing around with lawyers to get medical power of attorney and stuff like that. Old people problems.
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     petzoomer (petzoomer@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:36:15 JST petzoomer

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     • sapphire
     @sapphire @prettygood there’s literally no difference on having a ring and no papers vs a ring and papers, just give me a cute ass sapphire ring and my ass is wifie 👅
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     petzoomer (petzoomer@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:36:40 JST petzoomer

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     @sapphire @Paradox @prettygood aww babe yay
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     A Bot. Maybe A Pup. Definitely A QT. (botpupqt@sakurajima.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:44:23 JST A Bot. Maybe A Pup. Definitely A QT.

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     @prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer IT ISN'T THAT EASY GETTING A WIFE THESE DAYS OLD MAN!!!!

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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:46:43 JST prettygood

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     • A Bot. Maybe A Pup. Definitely A QT.
     @BotPupQT trust me I know, that's why I got one a long time ago.
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     Dudebro (dudebro@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 12:49:56 JST Dudebro

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     Im surprised it isnt more popular to just hold marriage ceremonies without the state involved. Get a few buddies together and a priest say boom you are married. I mean filing taxes and insurance is easier if you are married but thats just to make sure the state gets prima nocta.
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:01:16 JST Johnny Peligro

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     @prettygood I'm incel :chadpharoah:
     but I'll never try to tear down other's happiness, especially if its something I'd like to have myself
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     Johnny Peligro (mischievoustomato@tsundere.love)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:01:43 JST Johnny Peligro

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     • sapphire
     @prettygood @sapphire sometimes, the wife doesn't even have to be real
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     sapphire (sapphire@shortstacksran.ch)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:19:31 JST sapphire

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     • Johnny Peligro
     @mischievoustomato @prettygood
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     zonk (zonk@shitposter.world)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:52:42 JST zonk

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     @prettygood life is good as a wifeless bitchless chud. however i am looking for a husband
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Friday, 12-Jun-2026 13:53:20 JST prettygood

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     @zonk okay fine "spouseless" jeez