Notices by Morten (drgroftehauge@sigmoid.social)

@inthehands And apply to bad job postings! The worse the job posting, the greater your chances of landing the job.

@inthehands This is a quote from some person called Barrasso who said something on Fox News.

@hellomiakoda @tootbrute Looks like it might depend on whether the hashtag starts with a capital letter? I would just send this image to their support. I get that they are trying to improve legibility but then they need to keep the word but remove the # and formatting.

@briankrebs Indiana University's Pamela Whitten: "We are absolutely not grovelling to fascists or suppressing free speech. I am shutting down your newspaper for saying that we are."
It's very on the nose, isn't it?

@lzg The last thing I did with my friend before he died was a trip to IKEA. Kinda glad I didn't have a therapist telling me that I should go for the healing.

@inthehands @MisuseCase @mekkaokereke Wait so Chauvin knew Floyd from his extra gig running a protection racket?

@kaia Because they will build regex patterns for us or because they will perform the function the regex pattern was built for?

@inthehands The 2016 campaign was a lot of trump ranting about the mainstream media. He doesn't anymore. Seems he won that fight.

@nixCraft As annoyingly as I can. But English doesn't have enough vowels anyway.

@fuzzychef @inthehands We had a similar game in 7th (?) grade but not local, just the 20 most traded stocks in the country. There was a prize for gaining the most fictional money. Of course the winners had a single company in their portfolio - teaching us that the way to win is to maximise risk.

Do businesses not understand that third-party cookies and analytics hurt them?
If I go to my dentist's website and look at various procedures I will then get ads from all my dentist's local competitors.
Of course it won't matter once the advertising companies take over our browsers but until then maybe you shouldn't make it that easy for your competitors to steal your business.

@inthehands @tess Okay, I just saw it was OpenAI. Then it makes sense for them, even if it doesn't for the consumer. I agree with you then.

@inthehands @tess Yeah, if the models were local then it might help fuel the upgrade circus. But they aren't. It's all just cloud compute.

@inthehands That sign... Aren't abortions usually before birth?