Notices by Jon Gilbert (jgilbert@mastodon.social)

@NanoRaptor I use "Warm PCB" by Dior for all-night confidence myself, but I know it's not everyone's fave

Guys. Cmon.

It's right there, ON THE MAP. I can see it. EVERYONE can see it. I don't understand, is it named for its discoverer, Dr Albert Island?

@mattl sittin here with my RCS directories looking on at the ruin y'all put yourselves into with this newfangled "collaborative version control systems" and just chillin

Real love is asking, "would you like some of my fried dough?"

@ryanc Z̴̢̛͈̤̮̫̫̲̖͎̙̠̟͛̓̌̋̋̈́̆̋͂͝͝ã̷̢̺̣͈͎͙̼̭̰̥̜̖̣̾͗̑̅l̴̹͚̼͐̉̋̈́̇͝g̶̨̡̤̫̲̯̬̬̖̥͚̳̱̈̌̿̐̇̽͗͒̔̃̍ͅo̶̼͉̪̦̣͌͐̽̒͌̈́̇́̚̕͠͝C̸̙͉̩̠̤̮̏̒̇̄͗̎̌̾͆͋̎̈́͆̈́̓̄ą̸̼̼̦͚̋͑̒͋͗̏s̵̢̛̩͍̗͈̠̯̗̪̤̬̻̀͆̏̏͋̈́̈́̽͌͠ê̸͈̜̳͍̘̈́̒̍͂̎̚̕͜

@evan

For those of you wanting a halfway decent representative logo from @pluralistic 's coined word #enshittification, I offer to you this monstrosity for use as you like (just, you know, credit me if you would, please).

Hello! I'm soliciting your suggestions for the quirkiest, oddest, most unusual, most overlooked roadside (or near roadside) stops along the San Diego - Las Vegas - Flagstaff - Santa Fe - Roswell - Tucson - Phoenix - San Diego looped route.

Reboost ok! No historic plaque is too insignificant, no random nameless painted car husk too boring, no gee gaw shop too tacky.

@jwz oh god please no, no no no no no.

@jwz @jef I think the closest we can get to that is a shareholder activism action?

Hey artists, my partner is on mastodon.art and can't see, like, 50% of the federation because her instance has blocked so many other instances.

Is there another, better, art-focused instance that she can move to? It's frustrating to both of us but obviously mostly her.

(a boost is appreciated in lieu of an actual answer, ty!)

@cirrina @veronica @pluralistic point of order: sometimes the foods between the bread is sweet like a cream filling and optionally some fruit. but still, as a sandwich, you can fit it into your mouth when eating like a normal human with soft skin.

@allsumnull @cirrina @veronica @pluralistic I know, right? Evolution passed us by.

@allsumnull @cirrina @veronica @pluralistic maybe an OnlyGlands?

@jwz can't wait to become a billionaire so that I, too, can have my own grease team at the ready for when I need that extra sheen. ✨

It was a long time ago and my memory may not be what it used to be, but when the Pentium came out in '94 with its floating-point FDIV bug, I don't remember *nearly* as many people coming out of the woodwork to defend it as there are in the replies to this post about ChatGPT's inability to do math: https://fosstodon.org/@atoponce/112796170421418841

@inthehands "Ginger Finger Ringer" was my nickname in college!

"acceptable content" crackdowns like what's happening on StackOverflow now, and what has *already* happened on FB, twitter, blusky, et al) as detailed in https://mastodon.social/@mcc/112407660306483283 are just more reasons that you have to interject your social posts with as much occasional shitposting as you're comfy with, so that all those dumb language models they're building will be as ineffective as people are in real life.

Balls.

@ipg