Notices by Emma (ipg@wetdry.world)

Man what the fuck

if they made osu! today it would be wokesu! and you would have to click on pronouns instead of circles

BATTLEYE
RICOCHET
XIGNCODE
EAC
EA ANTICHEAT

MY COMPUTER IS GIGAVAXXED. I CAN NEVER CHEAT.

you can not build a new Visual Studio 2022 project without an internet connection, because it tries "restoring nuget packages" even on an empty project. actually lmfao

Opps tried sending me a DDoS. Jokes on them, I never had service to begin with. I blink packets into the heavens like sending SOS morse codes. My computers plugged into the dirt below me. We transmit packets over tin can and string. Tried dialling into the ISP they put me on hold

We need more people with bad internet. Im talking bird shit on the satellite dish type networking. We dialing in on a chewed up phone line. Call it espionage the way im dropping these packets. Baud rate tied to my hearts BPM. Im starting a small business on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi. I dont send JSON, I give my buddy Jason a call and he gets it where its going. Im moving different. Lag so bad the opps think Im teleporting. My downloads arrive on a UPS delivery schedule. Got a router running off three triple-A batteries. We rigged up wifi with walkie talkies.

Im holdin out on 1G. Im reaching my phone out the window to catch a gust of signal. Internet so slow all my pictures look like the Super Nintendo. All my packets got no time to live. Games give me wins for disconnecting out of pity. Ping times in the hours and I still got no pong

DRM is so cool as a technology i just hate the fact that its DRM and its designed to screw people over

reversing DRM systems is always like "wtf that's a really neat way to resolve the issue and also fuck you for doing that"

ffmpeg have never been more real

@rabbithawk256 stay away from anyone who has premid installed at all

the first function that gets called in the PS4's kernel is hammer_time

i fucked up man whys my final fantasy going to google

what i do

rishi sunak is the kind of person to join a rock band 3 online lobby with no DLC and just disc songs

SIGMA SOFTWARE TIPS: If someone is complaining about you not working, crash and delete yourself.

~ Logitech G Hub

He does not know how to fucking play that #wwdc

i have some very strong opinions on the insistence of cramming every communication method through "the internet"

TV, radio, phone and texts should not all be going through the same single point of failure

me: *drops phone without case on concrete*
me: "please don't be cracked"
the phone:

leave it to Microsoft to give you a free trial of 0-days