Notices by Emma (ipg@wetdry.world), page 2

the coolest thing about the oculus quest 2 is being able to be *inside* the android "System UI has stopped working" message. the metaverse is truly beautiful.

Me: MR. POD!! Give me my music

Lazy ass iPod:

gm fedi and fed associates

my job security relies on people making security vulnerabilities for me to discover before bad guys do, so i have a vested interest in making sure everyone uses C with no stack protections, no ASLR and all RWX pages

this is my legacy

software license that says "everypony"

born to make funny tools
forced to make stupid cli tools (gui dev sucks)

Get in the WindowsMobile

@lexd0g when are game stores gonna put limitations on whether or not you can have a bullshit extra launcher layer before playing games you buy. i feel like with a de-facto monopoly and "pls i give u 2 billion can u put jame on here" they can at least use that power to strongarm shittier devs

Christmas tips: if your family is getting a new smart TV and you don't need to use smart stuff, just skip the setup, stay offline and get it done and over with

@neil i can't help but think if account portability on the fediverse was better, this wouldn't be any more major of an issue than using a phone number tied to your carrier

of course, that is if ISPs/carriers ever *do* implement something like that. since, well, ISP providing internet services other than just "access to the internet" is pretty old fashioned :P

"just pirate movie" I am not pirating a 100GB blu ray and i want to get that 4k hdr. I will buy used like God intended

I must buy CDs and Blu-rays i must become physical media

Used media is so cool we should stop letting microsoft and sony and valve and epic and ubisoft take away that right from us

📹

ohoho no, patented skibidi burgers, old sigma male recipe

portal 2 is a good game and you should play it. its like a dollar on steam rn

if it walks like malware and talks like malware, license it to game publishers and call it an anti-cheat solution

@esm hi essem

for some reason, a game running under proton refuses to accept my MITM SSL certificate, despite the host PC and *some* other proton applications being fine with it
linuxheads, any ideas?