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   Emma (ipg@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2024 16:42:34 JST Emma

   We need more people with bad internet. Im talking bird shit on the satellite dish type networking. We dialing in on a chewed up phone line. Call it espionage the way im dropping these packets. Baud rate tied to my hearts BPM. Im starting a small business on McDonalds Free Wi-Fi. I dont send JSON, I give my buddy Jason a call and he gets it where its going. Im moving different. Lag so bad the opps think Im teleporting. My downloads arrive on a UPS delivery schedule. Got a router running off three triple-A batteries. We rigged up wifi with walkie talkies.

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     Emma (ipg@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2024 16:42:33 JST Emma

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     Im holdin out on 1G. Im reaching my phone out the window to catch a gust of signal. Internet so slow all my pictures look like the Super Nintendo. All my packets got no time to live. Games give me wins for disconnecting out of pity. Ping times in the hours and I still got no pong

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     Emma (ipg@wetdry.world)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Apr-2024 16:42:34 JST Emma

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     Opps tried sending me a DDoS. Jokes on them, I never had service to begin with. I blink packets into the heavens like sending SOS morse codes. My computers plugged into the dirt below me. We transmit packets over tin can and string. Tried dialling into the ISP they put me on hold

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     simsa02 (simsa02@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 11-Nov-2024 22:21:34 JST simsa02

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     @ipg
     yep.