Notices by Laurens 🧢 🍋 (elbeetoots@mastodon.social)

@georgetakei I find the existence of baby oil quite disturbing, all of a sudden 🤔

@mykhaylo Ah yes, all the areas that contain a lot of oil and natural gas, according to relatively recent surveys, but which Ukraine wasn't able to exploit by itself yet. Ukraine partly depended on importing Russian oil and gas, which made Russia quite a lot of rubles.

Of course this was never about ethnic Russians being discriminated by Ukraine. There are probably also valuable natural resources available in other countries with "discriminated ethnic Russians"... 🙄

🇳🇱 Ook zoekmachine DuckDuckGo heeft nu AI standaard aan staan. Om het uit te schakelen klik je op de zoekresultatenpagina op de twee "tennisrackets" aan de rechterkant. Vervolgens kies je in het menuutje 'AI-functies > Beheren' en daar kun je alles uitzetten.

🇬🇧 DuckDuckGo has turned on AI as a standard setting. To turn it off, click on the two 'tennis rackets' on the search results page, on the right side. Then click on 'AI functions > Manage' to turn everything off.

#DuckDuckGo #AI #optout

@pfefferle 'Wait, your website is slowed down by your plugins? Here, let me recommend some speed enhancing plugins for your plugins!'

😅

@NeonPurpleStar @davidho Dropping the back seat and towing a small trailer would enable you to haul twice as much shit in the compact as in the bed of the truck.

@Gargron Haha, that's what they would call the 'cotton marriage' in the Netherlands. Happy anniversary! 🎉

@ryanhoulihan 'So what do you do, work-wise?'
'I play the tuba in a symphony orchestra.'
'Okay, we match!'

😁

🇳🇱 #wijsheid

@Mastodon A toot quoting function would be neat.

@georgetakei To be fair, it's a fitting abbreviation for 'Time for Valentine's Day'.

@ryanhoulihan I really, really have to sneeze 😱

@ryanhoulihan Funnily enough, that's my experience as well 🤔

@ryanhoulihan ...while looking like this...

@ryanhoulihan Mad Men is absolutely about mad men as well. The Big Bang Theory, on the other hand, is about (slightly) mad men too 🤔

@Gargron Picachu, I procure you!

@nixCraft How did you obtain a photo of my Windows XP installation disc? ?

@Gargron O, I see he didn't do his own support act. I saw him in a very small venue in the Netherlands quite a few years ago and he did a hilarious standup comedy routine with acoustic songs in it before a blistering set with the full band. Enjoy the show! ?

@Gargron TBF, many people believe the news they read on The Onion as well ?