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@georgetakei #altText4you
Tweet by Melanie D'Arrigo (@darrigoMelanie):
"We were told that kids cancer research was a waste of money, but $92 million for a military birthday parade for a draft dodger isn't."
In response to Marc Levy (@timelyWriter):
"WASHINGTON (@AP) — Derailed Army plans for a potential military parade on President Donald Trump's birthday in June call for more than 6,600 soldiers, at least 150 vehicles, 50 helicopters, seven bands and possibly a couple thousand civilians, The Associated Press has learned."

@georgetakei #altText4you Instagram post by jenniferkristineschick of a cartoon by J. Duquette:
Armed guards in black clothes and red cap lead three groups of prisoners into three separate entrances labeled 'Looked hispanic', '"60 Minutes" Staff', and 'Criticized Trump on social media', of a concentration camp, complete with wrought-iron banner that reads "ARBEIT MAGA FREI", in the style of the infamous "ARBEIT MACHT FREI" ("work liberates") that the German ones had

@georgetakei Why, though? You got Covid or something?

@georgetakei is he saying "rule of the people" because he is wielding power as an ordinary person that wasn't even elected?

@georgetakei united, we stan

@georgetakei huh, but somehow, they accept Musk, who really is one…

@georgetakei I would have loved to drill a small hole down into his head, put in a wick and light him up

@georgetakei I can think of a fun way to fix that...

@georgetakei I mean, you could.
But it would have to sound something like: "Putin, you need to withdraw from Ukraine at once, or you and I are gonna have a huge problem..."

@georgetakei Teslas actively assist repossession, so...

@georgetakei

@georgetakei (already disturbed enough)

@georgetakei ok, bit this sounds like it was *really* her who flew the contested flag. Still bad enough, though

@georgetakei that's why we have invented alcohol, isn't it?

@georgetakei personal coach: "What's your goal?"
Me: "To pet every dog I see"
Personal coach: "No, what's your *fitness* goal?"
Me: "To... run fast enough so I can pet all the dogs?"
Personal coach: "There you go!"

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@georgetakei #altText4U
Tweet by "Cat, reigning typo queen" [handle truncated]:
Kentucky: Judge rules, former county clerk, Republican Kim Davis, who refused to issue marriage licenses to gay couple must pay $260,000 in fees and costs.
[Truncated link to news story on apnews.com]
[Image of Kim Davis]

@GreenSkyOverMe a line of text.

Image description:
Geese flying in the usual V shape.
The front goose asks: >>So, where are we're going?
The goose to its right answers:<< We're following you.
The front goose looks back, then looks forward again, disturbed.

@GreenSkyOverMe there's a line missing

@GreenSkyOverMe ist das (wieder) aktuell? Link scheint aus 2018 zu sein